Revolution Recap: Pooh, HUH! (that’s the sound of the men, working on the chain gang)

Revolution

By MisRed | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 | 6:22 pm | 8 Comments
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Back with Will and Grace, I mean, Aaron and Dr. Mom. Aaron shows Dr Mom the amulet.

Where did you get this thing?  RegrETSY?

He tells Dr Mom that Ben instructed him to bring it to a woman named Grace. Dr. Mom says she doesn’t know who that is.

Aaron says the fact that the power went OFF is scientifically crazy, so is the fact that no one can get it back on again. Unless, the power was turned off on purpose. Aaron says “What if we could get the power back on? What if you could see your kids again?” Ben told Aaron that Grace knows about the power. The whole even defied the laws of nature.

…and then we can get the kids together and put on a show!

Charlie and Miles, are crouched in the woods, and spy a chain gang. They look like the cast of survivor. They are pulling a helicopter. 

Doesn’t someone have a AAA card?  We can call for a tow?

Miles surmises – If Monroe thinks he can get the power going, imagine what he could do with one of those? He quickly sees Nora working on the chain gang.

The elusive Nora

The Random Chain Gang Dude in front of her collapses from exhaustion. She encourages him to stand up or they will kill him. 1/8th of a second later he is shot in the head. Jeez, what if he just had a cramp?!!?!?

Damn it!  Do you know how hard it is to get brain-matter out of this tank top?

That evening while the Chain Gang are singing songs around the camp fire, Charlie makes a noise to distract the guard.

The guard goes to investigate and Miles swoops in and gets Nora.

oh. hi. 

They run into the woods together. But Nora is not happy. She was on the chain gang in purpose, arrested on purpose because she is trying to steal the warden’s sniper rifle. A rifle is priceless on the black market. PLUS, Miles was supposed to stay away from Nora. Why… Restraining order?  Crabs? Miles explains that he is there because of Charlie. Plus, Nora OWES Miles….Charlie wants to know what she owes him for. Miles says that Nora knows what she owes him for. But she still wants to get that rifle and she isn’t leaving without it.

The following morning, Nora is fashioning a gun out of a paperclip and an orange peel.

Hillbilly Glock

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    KartofflMuter
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Underwhelming. Gratuitous violence. Schmalzy scenes ,big reveals (oh my gosh Rachel is still alive!!!!!)
    and and and and-Miles STARTED the Militia???? How embarrassing. Gratuitous sweat-Nora. Unbelievably clean clothes-little Charlie and the white wheels on her wagon, -no combs and way to many short haircuts and trimmed beards. Bring back Terra Nova,Jericho,and Jeremiah. Kill this turkey. Only Romney would pardon it
    and then put it in the garage and give it an elevator. Gar Bage. Killer outfits on the militia. China must still have the lights on.

  2. 2
    Mama Llama Mama Llama
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 2:47 am

    “I’ve got to return some videotapes”

    Is my favorite line from American Psycho! :)

    So yeah, this series is starting to play out like a Saturday morning kids show or something. First the Twilight Dad, then The Hunger Games similarities, then all the Lost people showing up (even Jacob, sheesh).
    Also, now we know Ponyboy didn’t stay golden *sad horns*. Whoever wrote this crappy show has probably already cashed his check and is on an extended vacation.

  3. 3
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 3:26 am

    And to think I had such high hopes. Aside from the schmaltzy dialogue, I’m already lost, which is likely no coincidence. Feels as if they are simply trying to capitalize on Lost fame, but lack believability, logic, continuity, likable characters and …. um…. perhaps adult writers

  4. 4
    sweetblondie
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 11:07 am

    PONY-BOY!!!! Can’t help but see his face and think of two things…Dallas Winston *swoon* and a severed finger in a plate of fries.

  5. 5
    itchy itchy
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Aha! Exactly! It’s like the 2012 remake of H.R. Puffnstuff! Thanks Mmama Llama!

  6. 6
    Mama Llama Mama Llama
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    “H.R. Puffnstuff”
    Or maybe Land of the Lost.. haha!

  7. 7
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    This is what I’m hoping for, when they film the second half of the season(if it makes it) they will either get a new writer or simply fix whats wrong(and damn there is a lot wrong). The premise behind the show is beyond awesome and I’m a ‘post-Apocalypse’-type show lover(first word I thought of was whore then realized I’m not 20).

  8. 8
    Tupac
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Maybe just maybe Charley is the illegitimate daughter of Charlie and he’ll show up to take her to the Island. I don’t think Matthew Fox has a gig on 666 park Ave, Hawaii 5 – 0 or the next bad horror film JJ directs.

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