Revolution Recap: Pooh, HUH! (that’s the sound of the men, working on the chain gang)

Revolution

By MisRed | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 | 6:22 pm | 8 Comments
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Miles wants to know how she will get close enough to use it. Nora thinks they can sneak up. Miles is like- both of us would be shot on sight. Charlie volunteers to sneak up and shoot the warden. She can just pretend to be an innocent young girl lost in the woods. Miles thinks she will choke as she didn’t want him to kill Bounty Hunter Dude in the beginning of this episode. Charlie maintains that she will shoot the warden and they fix her up with the “gun.”

Now we insist that it be held in a public place, a bar or a restaurant where there’ll be other people there so I’ll feel safe.  They’re going to search me when I first meet them, right? So I can’t have a weapon on me.  But if Clemenza can figure a way to have a weapon planted for me, then I’ll kill them both.

The Chain Gang comes back from their lunch hour and are back in action. Charlie wanders out of the woods and the Warden spots her immediately and tells her to “Drop it.”

Don’t shoot me, I’m lost

Charlie puts her bow down and the Guard grabs her. The Warden tells him to “Take it easy.”

Wait- you are lost or you were ON LOST?

As Charlie and the Warden are locked in a stare, Charlie has a flashback to the creepy dude trying to steal the wagon of food.

If only he had a knife , it would be business as usual

Ben pulls a gun on the guy and he man releases little Charlie.

No. We meant TAKE the KID, leave the food.

She runs to Mom and the man starts to take off with the wagon of food. The Dude says “I’m hungry.”

How would you like a bullet sandwich?

Ben tells the man “I’ll shoot!” But the man begins to walk away with the food. Ben does not shoot. A moment later, there is a gunshot and the man falls. Well, look who has a trigger finger:

Mama Bad Ass

Back to the present, Charlie shoots the Warden.

Like Mama, like daughter

Then there is a major twist: a huge fight breaks out. Nora and Miles do mass a$$ kicking. 2 vs. 30, again, totally reasonable.

I am going to kick this tree’s ass!

Charlie fights with the Guard, who is easily three times her size. Obviously, Charlie gets the upper hand and kills him. Just like Mama.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    KartofflMuter
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Underwhelming. Gratuitous violence. Schmalzy scenes ,big reveals (oh my gosh Rachel is still alive!!!!!)
    and and and and-Miles STARTED the Militia???? How embarrassing. Gratuitous sweat-Nora. Unbelievably clean clothes-little Charlie and the white wheels on her wagon, -no combs and way to many short haircuts and trimmed beards. Bring back Terra Nova,Jericho,and Jeremiah. Kill this turkey. Only Romney would pardon it
    and then put it in the garage and give it an elevator. Gar Bage. Killer outfits on the militia. China must still have the lights on.

  2. 2
    Mama Llama Mama Llama
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 2:47 am

    “I’ve got to return some videotapes”

    Is my favorite line from American Psycho! :)

    So yeah, this series is starting to play out like a Saturday morning kids show or something. First the Twilight Dad, then The Hunger Games similarities, then all the Lost people showing up (even Jacob, sheesh).
    Also, now we know Ponyboy didn’t stay golden *sad horns*. Whoever wrote this crappy show has probably already cashed his check and is on an extended vacation.

  3. 3
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 3:26 am

    And to think I had such high hopes. Aside from the schmaltzy dialogue, I’m already lost, which is likely no coincidence. Feels as if they are simply trying to capitalize on Lost fame, but lack believability, logic, continuity, likable characters and …. um…. perhaps adult writers

  4. 4
    sweetblondie
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 11:07 am

    PONY-BOY!!!! Can’t help but see his face and think of two things…Dallas Winston *swoon* and a severed finger in a plate of fries.

  5. 5
    itchy itchy
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Aha! Exactly! It’s like the 2012 remake of H.R. Puffnstuff! Thanks Mmama Llama!

  6. 6
    Mama Llama Mama Llama
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    “H.R. Puffnstuff”
    Or maybe Land of the Lost.. haha!

  7. 7
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    This is what I’m hoping for, when they film the second half of the season(if it makes it) they will either get a new writer or simply fix whats wrong(and damn there is a lot wrong). The premise behind the show is beyond awesome and I’m a ‘post-Apocalypse’-type show lover(first word I thought of was whore then realized I’m not 20).

  8. 8
    Tupac
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Maybe just maybe Charley is the illegitimate daughter of Charlie and he’ll show up to take her to the Island. I don’t think Matthew Fox has a gig on 666 park Ave, Hawaii 5 – 0 or the next bad horror film JJ directs.

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