Revolution Recap: Pooh, HUH! (that’s the sound of the men, working on the chain gang)

Revolution

By MisRed | Wednesday, September 26, 2012 | 6:22 pm | 8 Comments
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Nora did not get away unscathed. She is cut. Miles tells Charlie “You did good. All of these people are free.”

Charlie replies “Yes, but she killed two men.”
“You are very unusual. It’s not an insult.” Miles says.

Nora tends her wound and Miles notices she has a tattoo on her back. It’s a tattoo of the American Flag. Nora is a patriot and she wants to take out Monroe.

I’m so glad I stopped to get that bra fitting before I joined the chain gang

Dr. Mom and Aaron continue to wander aimlessly with the Amulet. We assume they are making their way to Grace’s house.

Meanwhile, down on the farm

Grace is busy posting a kitten video to YouTube when there is a knock on the door. I love how she never checks to see who is at the door, she just swings open the door like she doesn’t have a care in the world. Whoops! Bad Guy.

Candygram

Grace slams the door on the Bad Guy and she scrambles back up to the attic.

As she’s updating her Twitter feed with #badguybreakingintomyhouseandabouttofindmysecretsupplyofelectricity #ohsh*t #imabouttodie #fml, the BadGuy is coming up the stairs, although, at this point, Bad Guy is only a set of disembodied legs.

Grace IM’s to The Dharma Initiative: Randall is here.

And he didn’t call first…

Just then, “Randall” is standing next to her with a charges taser / lightsaber.

But Randall did bring on helluva hostess gift.  A combination Taser / Lightsaber

Time to check in the General Monroe. He stands in the doorway offering someone “anything you want? Wine? Ice?” (I’ll take both, please.)

Need some ice?  Cuz I can run to the 7-11.  Totes. 

And just who is worthy of “ice wine?” Rachel.

Not THAT Rachel 

Aka Mom, Bens’ wife, Juliet from Lost, Erica from V. NOT DEAD Rachel. She is, merely, living in captivity.

Rachel says “I liked you better when you were a womanizing drunk.”
Monroe tells Rachel “Ben is dead.”

Ben who?

Rachel replies “You are lying.”
“I’m not” Monroe assures her.
“I take it you are the one who killed him? Are we finished?” Rachel says.

I’m as LOST as you are

Monroe grabs her and puts her in a choke-hold and says “No. I have your son! No more games! You are going to talk about Ben and the power and EVERYTHING! You understand?”

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    KartofflMuter
    Posted September 26, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Underwhelming. Gratuitous violence. Schmalzy scenes ,big reveals (oh my gosh Rachel is still alive!!!!!)
    and and and and-Miles STARTED the Militia???? How embarrassing. Gratuitous sweat-Nora. Unbelievably clean clothes-little Charlie and the white wheels on her wagon, -no combs and way to many short haircuts and trimmed beards. Bring back Terra Nova,Jericho,and Jeremiah. Kill this turkey. Only Romney would pardon it
    and then put it in the garage and give it an elevator. Gar Bage. Killer outfits on the militia. China must still have the lights on.

  2. 2
    Mama Llama Mama Llama
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 2:47 am

    “I’ve got to return some videotapes”

    Is my favorite line from American Psycho! :)

    So yeah, this series is starting to play out like a Saturday morning kids show or something. First the Twilight Dad, then The Hunger Games similarities, then all the Lost people showing up (even Jacob, sheesh).
    Also, now we know Ponyboy didn’t stay golden *sad horns*. Whoever wrote this crappy show has probably already cashed his check and is on an extended vacation.

  3. 3
    cherrylipgloss
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 3:26 am

    And to think I had such high hopes. Aside from the schmaltzy dialogue, I’m already lost, which is likely no coincidence. Feels as if they are simply trying to capitalize on Lost fame, but lack believability, logic, continuity, likable characters and …. um…. perhaps adult writers

  4. 4
    sweetblondie
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 11:07 am

    PONY-BOY!!!! Can’t help but see his face and think of two things…Dallas Winston *swoon* and a severed finger in a plate of fries.

  5. 5
    itchy itchy
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    Aha! Exactly! It’s like the 2012 remake of H.R. Puffnstuff! Thanks Mmama Llama!

  6. 6
    Mama Llama Mama Llama
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    “H.R. Puffnstuff”
    Or maybe Land of the Lost.. haha!

  7. 7
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 28, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    This is what I’m hoping for, when they film the second half of the season(if it makes it) they will either get a new writer or simply fix whats wrong(and damn there is a lot wrong). The premise behind the show is beyond awesome and I’m a ‘post-Apocalypse’-type show lover(first word I thought of was whore then realized I’m not 20).

  8. 8
    Tupac
    Posted October 29, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Maybe just maybe Charley is the illegitimate daughter of Charlie and he’ll show up to take her to the Island. I don’t think Matthew Fox has a gig on 666 park Ave, Hawaii 5 – 0 or the next bad horror film JJ directs.

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