Revolution Recap: Ties the Bind…and Gag

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Wow.  Last week was such an information-filled episode, I get the feeling this week might not live up to the hype.  But let’s see.

We open 290 miles outside of Philly and the Misfits are attempting to cross a bridge, presently guarded by some shady dudes.  Nora is talking one of the guards into letting them cross the bridge and she waves Miles, Charlie and Aaron on.  

I smell a trap… or pizza, not sure which

As they begin to cross, things seems a little creepy and Miles Matheson, Super Genius realized they are walking into a trap.  Which is more than this guy ever did.

Do you think this might be a trap?

Miles indicates “It’s a trap.” And tells them to RUN on his signal.  There is machine gunfire and the misfits run, but they get to a dead-end.  The evil Strausser is after them.  Amazingly, no one is shot, apparently The D List Militia is guarding this bridge, led by Mr. Magoo.  

If you see that Miles guy… shoot in his not-so-general direction

Seriously, how do these guys NEVER get shot?!?!  It’s almost like the Militia guys KNOW not to hit these four main characters of this ridiculously popular TV show… Oh wait, it’s called a script.

Even more amazingly, the Militia Soldiers can’t FIND them.  A guard, with a big torch, goes down into a bunker where the misfits are hiding and doesn’t manage to find them.

Seriously, why don’t more things catch on fire in this show?

After the guard leaves, the Misfits are confused.  How on earth did Strausser NOT find them?  And furthermore, how do they get across the bridge?  Miles says, in all of his time as the head of the Militia, there is only one guy who ever scared him… Strausser.  

Dr. Evil

Miles thinks they are in trouble.  So does Tootie.

We are in troubbbbbbbbble

They will need to head to Morgantown, the closest bridge, which is quite a way away.

One of the guards tells Strausser they lost the Misfits.  So, in a completely reasonable reaction, Strausser stabs him.  Strausser says “Bring out the girl. “  And sends a flare into the sky.

From their hiding place Nora hears her name being called and something about someone named “Mia.”  The misfits look and see this:

She’d cook faster if you put the fire directly UNDER her

Yup, that’s Nora’s sister, Mia.

Little Mia and Little Nora