Revolution Recap: Ties the Bind…and Gag

 Mia tells Nora Strausser is going to kill her.  Whatevs.

Aaron realizes his amulet is gone.  Hmmm, he thought something was missing from his under-carriage.  They suddenly get ambushed… again.  There is a gun fight, again, no one is shot.   Seriously, who trained these idiots?  The remaining Misfits hide behind a Pathfinder.

While you’re down there… no wait, that’s wrong, you are my niece

Nora overhears the gunfire and hides.  Strausser wants Miles, and Miles tells the soldiers to hold their fire, he’s coming out.  Why hold their fire?  They can’t hit the side of a barn anyway.  Nora sneaks up on a guard and stabs him and steals his weapon.    

I did NOT sign up for this

Miles surrenders and says “Hi Corporal Strausser, whassssup?”  Strausser corrects Miles, he is a Sergeant now.  Miles corrects HIM saying “You are a sociopath, let’s be honest.  You were in a rubber room before the blackout. “

Strausser says “Yeah, I guess the Militia is a healthy outlet for me.”  (Kind of like TVgasm for me) Strausser goes to cuff Miles, and Nora stars shooting and is ACTUALLY hitting people.  She rescued Miles.

Miles says “I knew you couldn’t stay away.”  Aww, they are like a hillbilly version of these two:

Copycats 

Nora goes to get Abbot and Costello, leaving Miles the gun.  He goes to shoot, but the chamber is empty.  So… you know what that means?!?!?!  Samurai Sword fight!!!!  Oh wait, well, almost.  Miles fights with Strausser, but doesn’t kill him.

The Misfits run and come to the edge of a cliff and have to JUMP into the river (yeah, they did that in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull too, apparently this crap ISN’T copyright protected).  Aaron is like “You have GOT to be kidding me.”  They jump and ride down the river.  

Sure.  Completely plausible that they could jump into this river, ride it down, without life jackets and live

Well, that’s one way to get across.  Wouldn’t that have been the easiest way in the first place, presuming they live.

Nora has, obviously, told Miles about Strausser having the amulet and Miles, of course, is mad and confronts Aaron.  Miles says “What will happen when Monroe get the necklace and figures it out?”  Aaron is like- he’ll turn on the lights, duh.  Miles, the drama queen, laments “It’s not only about the lights, it’s about weapons.  While we have muskets and swords, Monroe will have jets and drones.  People will die by the boat load.” As opposed to what’s happening now. “And all because you couldn’t tell a girl had her hand in your pants.”  

Could you cut me some slack?  Do you have ANY idea how long it’s been since I’ve gotten laid?