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Monday, December 10, 2012
10:01 pm
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This week’s episode picks up at the lunch in which we learned much about Kim and her rapidly growing lists of why Ka$h cow can’t go on vacation.
“I have a Ke$ha concert that week.”
Kim is fed up with these women harassing her and storms outside where a fuming, tobacco chewing Kroy is waiting for her. Nothing says you’ve been impregnated by a real man like leaving one in a sweltering car for two hours whilst you bring home the bacon. Who am I kidding? This is Kim. She’s bringing home the beef jerky and a gallon of Tang. Kroy pushes the camera away and menacingly uses words like motherf*%$& and sh*t that he undoubtedly learned from his blushing bride.
“Kroy’s been acting out lately. My psychic JUST told me he’s the reincarnated spirit of Sam Kinison.”
Kroy starts to grab a camera but is sternly told to stop.
Kroy: I may not be a smart man but I know what club is.
Man in Corner: My special school got me a job at Target and even I know that quote is wrong. Now can you move? I’m on my 15.
Producer: Take her away Kroy. Just take her away.
Kroy: You’re right Steve. I have to look out for my woman.
Producer: Yeah, whatever. Just take her away. Ever since she stopped smoking and drinking wine she’s been a real drag.
Kim’s last remarks are that these women aren’t her friends. One minute they behave one way and then they behave another way. Then we get a rundown of her greatest hits. Feuding with Sheree (when Kim called Gregg broke, feuding with Kandi (over a comment Kandi never made) or feuding with Phaedra (when she called Phaedra’s baby an alien). Yes, Kim. They are all so strange and unpredictable.
The women can’t believe that Kim is pulling out of the trip. They’ve all lost out because of this.
“She’s coming back. She wouldn’t leave us with the bill for her buffalo wings, potato skins, popcorn shrimp and Dr. Pepper…right?”
“I turned down the Macy’s job! Now I’m ineligible for stockroom employee of the month!”
“I was just joking with Kim! Why’d she have to leave?”
Kandi: She probably did leave us with the bill!
Cynthia is over it and feels that Kim is a page in their book that needs to be ripped out and forgotten. Nene very specifically tells the door where to hit Kim and they all forget about her as mandated by Bravo. The focus shifts to one of her replacements, Kenya. Cynthia points out that they all have kids, except Kenya, and they ask about her boyfriend Walter. After hearing that he owns a trucking company, Kandi realizes that she knows him. Kenya interviews that she’s over Walter asking Kandi out because she likes her. It’s either that or she knows that she can’t be enemies with everyone, just the less intelligent ones.
“I’ve already filled my castmate enemy quota. Maybe next season.”
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What is it with all the blue eyeshadow this season? Are they sharing one makeup artist in ATL?
@L Boogie Thanks to you I now know ROFLing really can make you pull a face muscle. I thought it was just an old wives tale till I got to
WWJVSAD?
This episode has Kandi’s best.hair.ever! It swaps out yrs off of her face and puts back pretty. In her peacock blue confession scenes. And in the kitchen with Mama Joyce.
Where she also had a top on that’s her exact perfect shade of of bright yellow. That doesn’t do much for a lot of people. But on Kandi it falls in love with her undertones and asks them to marry it. She needs to give that stylist whatever they want to come live in her house.
But instead to go on the trip she let somebody stick a mess of bad mom retro curls on her head. That they probably told her looked beachy.
Copy/Paste. I posted under the wrong episode.
Okay….WTF is wrong with that Kenya guy? Desperate, too much testosterone, and inappropriate. If skanky Walter proposes to her, he’s just as bi-polar as she is. I’m betting the bus that she has a penis under that dress. Oh so unattractive and totally yuk.
Amusing though. I’ve never witnessed a woman desperately chase a man before let alone announce to the world that she isn’t ‘ovulating’ over dinner.
Jesus I thought I was watching a Jerry Springer “Hedonism” Special that he used to do years ago!
Kenya got too drunk and forgot Walter was her pretend boyfriend, then she tried dry-humping all the men. Whoopsie!
Ehhh, dont really have too much to say about this episode……except I really like Kandi and her man. But what’s up with her being all shy and lame, meanwhile rockin’ the Kegal Balls at an antique store last ep? WTF
Here’s a link to Walter’s radio interview basically saying the current relationship wasn’t real.
Here’s Part II of the interview:
Sorry, this is Part two.
Don’t care if I didn’t hear another thing about Kim and Kroy. I think Nene said it best. Don’t let the door hitcha…
I agree with kthxbai. Kandi is looking good this season. Her hair looks nice and she’s been dressed fairly nicely too. I hated that short pink do with the flip in the front.
Um, Phaedra, I know you were making a statement with that net dress but NOT A GOOD LOOK GIRLFRIEND! You need a body like Brandi G (of RHoBH) to pull that off. I don’t blame her. I’m surprised she held her tongue. I would have made a couple of sharp passive aggressive comments to the bitch if she flirted that overtly with my man.
Well, Derek, your video explains why Walter didn’t seem to upset that Kenya was throwing herself at every man on the island. She’s a pathetic mess.
Oh, and I found this on Phaedra’s twitter. She and Apollo actually have an exercise video that’s currently on sale, just in time for the holiday season.
http://www.phinebody.com/
Manufactured Drama? Does Bravo do it any other way???
I loves your recaps! Thank you!
Kim: bye bitch! Nene and Cynthia put it best. Move on.org…
Nene – don’t need to see you and Greg getting it on. I cannot drink nearly enough wine during the show for that. I love how a few gallons of tropical drinks, and she is suddenly back to loud, fun vulgar Nene. Now if Kandi can just sell her a DEALDO…
Cynthia: boob pops out…married to a boob…and we’re done. But that little catty shade thrown at Kenya Crisco was amusing.
Porsha: well, at least she waited until the plane landed and all the other vehicles stopped before stepping out. That is an accomplishment.
Kandi – looking good in her confessionals and she and her man are cute. However, she is going to need subtitles soon if she does not stop talking through her teeth.
Phaedra – Girl, you can give an swift uppercut to some two toned weaved out bitch and still be a lady. It is a better reaction than the yeast net you wore to make a point. And remind Apollo that unless he wants Pastor Mama walking her full weight on his back, he needs to cool it with Kenya Crisco.
Kenya – how this bitch is surprised by the reaction she is getting is beyond me. She is ShitBySheree, Chateau Sheree, wall sized portrait of Sheree delusional. So not making Walter jealous. Making him think another sequel to “Open Water” – only this time, we are rooting for the sharks and the man is on the beach waving bye bye. See, that is why heiffas like her are constantly wondering why they have so few female friends – it is not that they are all jealous of you, it is because you do shit like that!
I’M HAPPY FOR KIM!!! She should leave the show and continue making babies to, not only lock onto Kroys paychecks, but to hire another nanny to raise the new kid so she can continue to shop, nap, piss and moan. Hopefully she will find a new set of lips in her travels……at least a set that look real……to replace the constantly slimy labia’s she currently has on her face.
My only question is – why would they rearrange their schedules to accommodate Kim, the least reliable person on the show?
Thanks for reading everyone! And thanks for the extra dirt…kthxbai, I learned something new! You probably had a mild case of Phaedra face-itis. I actually liked Phaedra and Apollo’s commercial. I almost ordered it as I’m an exercise whore. I’m always joining a gym, buying useless equipment and purchasing Crossfit Groupons that I never redeem. I seriously love your comments and read them instead of working, auditioning and creating actual human relationships. Next one will be done soon!
I’m just now catching up on the gals. Phaedra with the hot tub…ON POINT! I laughed so hard. I’m guessing if the next baby is a girl, Apollo will NOT be in charge…or Dr. Lew will school him. I mean, Phaedra can’t be that nasty without knowing how to take care of her stuff.
@L Boogie can you fix it where we can make comments on the recap for this week’s episode?
Kthxbai, idk if I angered the technology gods or what. I can’t do aything on my end (that I’m aware of). I just sent flipit an email. :’(