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At one of Kandi’s houses, Mama Joyce is hanging out and imparting some of that old school bullying upon her granddaughter as she tells her that she can’t stand her glasses. Apparently Riley’s lenses are smudged and that’s an affront to Joyce, lover of all things prescription. What is her deal with glasses? Riley’s glasses are a little dirty, she gets mad. Ridickulous puts his dick in a glass, she’s mad. I’m pretty sure she even mini-slapped Riley when the girl jokingly covers her glasses so she can’t see the smudges. She orders her to clean her lenses because God forbid Joyce has to look at the fingerprints of a child. I’ve spent an inordinate amount of time discussing this mostly because I can’t stand when people make a big deal out of small issues like that. The girl made a joke! Lord knows, Riley’s going to need a sense of humor unless she grows about 6 inches in the next year or so. Let her explore ways to deflect criticism until she’s fully able to beat up other kids. Joyce tells Kandi, who just looks on as her mother disciplines Riley, that she doesn’t play. Yeah, that’s the problem.
Kandi tells Mama Joyce that Kim isn’t going on the trip. She is confused as to why Kim can’t go. She asks if anyone counted the months and questions why the nanny dictates Kim’s schedule. So true! But that was only one of 27 excuses. She asks about Kim’s mother babysitting but Kandi says that she hasn’t talked to her since wedding. They show footage and Joyce is upset that Kim had her mother escorted out of the wedding like a criminal. In case you aren’t aware, Kim’s bathrooms were off-limits at her wedding and her mother and aunt went in and used them anyway. The cops escorted her parents out and they haven’t really talked or seen the kids since. I must say, her parents struck me as weird but they were good enough for her all those years she was a kept woman. Why not now? Is it Kroy’s influence or Kim’s ego? Watch her show and find out please. I’ll just wait until they show up on Couples Therapy or Celebrity Rehab.
Cynthia dupes Peter into filming dinner so they can fatten up that Bravo check. He wants to meet Kordell Stewart but Porsha arrives to dinner without her busy husband. She’s giving Kandi a run for her money in the Joker department.
“OMG! You’ve got a shiny head. I love shiny things!”
Peter feels tricked. Porsha says it was a trick or treat; he got tricked but the treat is having two ladies with him. First, I’m impressed at her ability to deconstruct a sentence. Second, she can point and talk at the same time! And third, the way Peter was panting over Kordell’s arrival tells me that he isn’t that excited to be with any number of ladies. Porsha talks about how she met her husband because it’s the only thing that’ll keep Peter from crying and writing more fan mail. She says that she thought Kordell was country initially because he had on a big collared shirt with a choker. Country isn’t the word that comes to my mind but we’ll go with it. Peter pretends to know how to golf so he can, in his words, go out with Kordell. I hope they don’t wear the same shoes! They invite Porsha and hubby to Anguilla and she says she’ll try to convince him.