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Monday, December 10, 2012
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At one of Kandi’s houses, Mama Joyce is hanging out and imparting some of that old school bullying upon her granddaughter as she tells her that she can’t stand her glasses. Apparently Riley’s lenses are smudged and that’s an affront to Joyce, lover of all things prescription. What is her deal with glasses? Riley’s glasses are a little dirty, she gets mad. Ridickulous puts his dick in a glass, she’s mad. I’m pretty sure she even mini-slapped Riley when the girl jokingly covers her glasses so she can’t see the smudges. She orders her to clean her lenses because God forbid Joyce has to look at the fingerprints of a child. I’ve spent an inordinate amount of time discussing this mostly because I can’t stand when people make a big deal out of small issues like that. The girl made a joke! Lord knows, Riley’s going to need a sense of humor unless she grows about 6 inches in the next year or so. Let her explore ways to deflect criticism until she’s fully able to beat up other kids. Joyce tells Kandi, who just looks on as her mother disciplines Riley, that she doesn’t play. Yeah, that’s the problem.
Riley: You’d be so much cooler if you were getting some.
Kandi tells Mama Joyce that Kim isn’t going on the trip. She is confused as to why Kim can’t go. She asks if anyone counted the months and questions why the nanny dictates Kim’s schedule. So true! But that was only one of 27 excuses. She asks about Kim’s mother babysitting but Kandi says that she hasn’t talked to her since wedding. They show footage and Joyce is upset that Kim had her mother escorted out of the wedding like a criminal. In case you aren’t aware, Kim’s bathrooms were off-limits at her wedding and her mother and aunt went in and used them anyway. The cops escorted her parents out and they haven’t really talked or seen the kids since. I must say, her parents struck me as weird but they were good enough for her all those years she was a kept woman. Why not now? Is it Kroy’s influence or Kim’s ego? Watch her show and find out please. I’ll just wait until they show up on Couples Therapy or Celebrity Rehab.
Cynthia dupes Peter into filming dinner so they can fatten up that Bravo check. He wants to meet Kordell Stewart but Porsha arrives to dinner without her busy husband. She’s giving Kandi a run for her money in the Joker department.
“Why so serious?”
Peter: May I be excused to go read my Hunks of the NFL calendar?
“OMG! You’ve got a shiny head. I love shiny things!”
Peter feels tricked. Porsha says it was a trick or treat; he got tricked but the treat is having two ladies with him. First, I’m impressed at her ability to deconstruct a sentence. Second, she can point and talk at the same time! And third, the way Peter was panting over Kordell’s arrival tells me that he isn’t that excited to be with any number of ladies. Porsha talks about how she met her husband because it’s the only thing that’ll keep Peter from crying and writing more fan mail. She says that she thought Kordell was country initially because he had on a big collared shirt with a choker. Country isn’t the word that comes to my mind but we’ll go with it. Peter pretends to know how to golf so he can, in his words, go out with Kordell. I hope they don’t wear the same shoes! They invite Porsha and hubby to Anguilla and she says she’ll try to convince him.
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What is it with all the blue eyeshadow this season? Are they sharing one makeup artist in ATL?
@L Boogie Thanks to you I now know ROFLing really can make you pull a face muscle. I thought it was just an old wives tale till I got to
WWJVSAD?
This episode has Kandi’s best.hair.ever! It swaps out yrs off of her face and puts back pretty. In her peacock blue confession scenes. And in the kitchen with Mama Joyce.
Where she also had a top on that’s her exact perfect shade of of bright yellow. That doesn’t do much for a lot of people. But on Kandi it falls in love with her undertones and asks them to marry it. She needs to give that stylist whatever they want to come live in her house.
But instead to go on the trip she let somebody stick a mess of bad mom retro curls on her head. That they probably told her looked beachy.
Copy/Paste. I posted under the wrong episode.
Okay….WTF is wrong with that Kenya guy? Desperate, too much testosterone, and inappropriate. If skanky Walter proposes to her, he’s just as bi-polar as she is. I’m betting the bus that she has a penis under that dress. Oh so unattractive and totally yuk.
Amusing though. I’ve never witnessed a woman desperately chase a man before let alone announce to the world that she isn’t ‘ovulating’ over dinner.
Jesus I thought I was watching a Jerry Springer “Hedonism” Special that he used to do years ago!
Kenya got too drunk and forgot Walter was her pretend boyfriend, then she tried dry-humping all the men. Whoopsie!
Ehhh, dont really have too much to say about this episode……except I really like Kandi and her man. But what’s up with her being all shy and lame, meanwhile rockin’ the Kegal Balls at an antique store last ep? WTF
Here’s a link to Walter’s radio interview basically saying the current relationship wasn’t real.
Here’s Part II of the interview:
Sorry, this is Part two.
Don’t care if I didn’t hear another thing about Kim and Kroy. I think Nene said it best. Don’t let the door hitcha…
I agree with kthxbai. Kandi is looking good this season. Her hair looks nice and she’s been dressed fairly nicely too. I hated that short pink do with the flip in the front.
Um, Phaedra, I know you were making a statement with that net dress but NOT A GOOD LOOK GIRLFRIEND! You need a body like Brandi G (of RHoBH) to pull that off. I don’t blame her. I’m surprised she held her tongue. I would have made a couple of sharp passive aggressive comments to the bitch if she flirted that overtly with my man.
Well, Derek, your video explains why Walter didn’t seem to upset that Kenya was throwing herself at every man on the island. She’s a pathetic mess.
Oh, and I found this on Phaedra’s twitter. She and Apollo actually have an exercise video that’s currently on sale, just in time for the holiday season.
http://www.phinebody.com/
Manufactured Drama? Does Bravo do it any other way???
I loves your recaps! Thank you!
Kim: bye bitch! Nene and Cynthia put it best. Move on.org…
Nene – don’t need to see you and Greg getting it on. I cannot drink nearly enough wine during the show for that. I love how a few gallons of tropical drinks, and she is suddenly back to loud, fun vulgar Nene. Now if Kandi can just sell her a DEALDO…
Cynthia: boob pops out…married to a boob…and we’re done. But that little catty shade thrown at Kenya Crisco was amusing.
Porsha: well, at least she waited until the plane landed and all the other vehicles stopped before stepping out. That is an accomplishment.
Kandi – looking good in her confessionals and she and her man are cute. However, she is going to need subtitles soon if she does not stop talking through her teeth.
Phaedra – Girl, you can give an swift uppercut to some two toned weaved out bitch and still be a lady. It is a better reaction than the yeast net you wore to make a point. And remind Apollo that unless he wants Pastor Mama walking her full weight on his back, he needs to cool it with Kenya Crisco.
Kenya – how this bitch is surprised by the reaction she is getting is beyond me. She is ShitBySheree, Chateau Sheree, wall sized portrait of Sheree delusional. So not making Walter jealous. Making him think another sequel to “Open Water” – only this time, we are rooting for the sharks and the man is on the beach waving bye bye. See, that is why heiffas like her are constantly wondering why they have so few female friends – it is not that they are all jealous of you, it is because you do shit like that!
I’M HAPPY FOR KIM!!! She should leave the show and continue making babies to, not only lock onto Kroys paychecks, but to hire another nanny to raise the new kid so she can continue to shop, nap, piss and moan. Hopefully she will find a new set of lips in her travels……at least a set that look real……to replace the constantly slimy labia’s she currently has on her face.
My only question is – why would they rearrange their schedules to accommodate Kim, the least reliable person on the show?
Thanks for reading everyone! And thanks for the extra dirt…kthxbai, I learned something new! You probably had a mild case of Phaedra face-itis. I actually liked Phaedra and Apollo’s commercial. I almost ordered it as I’m an exercise whore. I’m always joining a gym, buying useless equipment and purchasing Crossfit Groupons that I never redeem. I seriously love your comments and read them instead of working, auditioning and creating actual human relationships. Next one will be done soon!
I’m just now catching up on the gals. Phaedra with the hot tub…ON POINT! I laughed so hard. I’m guessing if the next baby is a girl, Apollo will NOT be in charge…or Dr. Lew will school him. I mean, Phaedra can’t be that nasty without knowing how to take care of her stuff.
@L Boogie can you fix it where we can make comments on the recap for this week’s episode?
Kthxbai, idk if I angered the technology gods or what. I can’t do aything on my end (that I’m aware of). I just sent flipit an email. :’(