Cynthia and Peter settle in and she’s surprised that Kenya is being so nice and fun. It turns out that they never had a honeymoon because Noelle went with them. That’s ridic! Fortunately they seem much happier this season than in those past. Was marijuana legalized in Atlanta? I’m getting a real Janice the Muppet vibe from Cynthia.
Cynthia: I’m not taking my clothes off for anybody even if Andy Cohen says it is artistic!
Peter: No pressure babe. Let’s see if Kordell is busy.
“OMG! I wore all of my jewelry at the same time!”
All of the couples get together at the pool but they all look too good to actually get in…is what they say. Nene is trying to create a romantic moment with Gregg but her husky tequila tinged voice whispering in his ear is making all the blood rush to his head if you know what I mean. I mean that all of his blood is rushing to his ears to combat his hearing loss. Nene spots Apollo with his shirt off and says that he’s teeny weeny. Apollo and Phaedra laugh it off because everybody knows teeny weenies are a honeypot’s best friend. Poor Walter has his shirt off too but he’s had to take up residence in the pool since the junior suite is just enough room for Kenya and her baggage. And her luggage. They’re all pretty toasty.
Kenya walks by and pushes Apollo into the pool. Phaedra is not feeling it. She has one of those faces that jerks into an uncontrollable sneer. That’s how you know someone’s really mad. They make the Elvis face. Apollo gets out of pool, picks up Kenya and throws her into the pool. Not. Cool. On the one hand, I get the playfulness of a bunch of people drinking and cutting loose but there is just something about a cackling, attention starved woman getting snatched up by your man that brings out the Kathy Bates in us all. Phaedra just seethes as Peter tries to assure her that they’re just having fun. I wonder how closely Phaedra watched this. Apollo’s hand is all up on Kenya’s butt and it looks like it even caught a little crack. How much you wanna bet that Phaedra had to wear a sash and crown to bed that night with the March 22,1993 Jet magazine stapled to the back of her head?
The next morning, everyone meets and Phaedra finally debuts her fishnet covered thong suit. Phaedra, a thong that tight and invasive should eliminate any concerns about bacterial vaginosis. I predict that in the next four hours she’ll be able to make a loaf of bread with whatever that thong produces. Everyone is all excited to see the donkey except Nene who breezes in and is so fascinated by her own entrance that she doesn’t even seem to blink an eye at it.
“I just wanna put my face in it.”
Kenya: Haha! Good try Phaedra.