Throwaway scene of the week: Nene giving Kenya, whom I’m 99% sure she called Kendra through her screwdriver induced haze, directions on how to turn Walter on. He refuses initially but goes along with it. Afterwards, Kenya says that he needs a pillow and tosses it on his lap. Nene says that she wants to see what’s under there, takes it off and inspects it. This is not the behavior of a sober Nene. Remember, this is the same woman who has a freak number of three and didn’t want to be around deal-dos.
“I’m bitch, rich!”
“Close your men to married legs!”
Kenya continues to flirt. This time it’s a with a married Phillipino cutie. His marital status isn’t relevant as Kenya proceeds to advertise her eggs once again by saying that Phillipinos and Blacks make beautiful babies. She also asks if he’s donated sperm at all and shockingly, he has not or will not admit to it. Peter tells Apollo that his stunt with Kenya wouldn’t have worked with Cynthia or Nene. Phaedra doesn’t look amused at all. Kenya hasn’t finished her Sperm Seeker Tour 2012 yet and makes her way over to ask Phaedra which two friends he’d give Apollo as a present. Phaedra takes a moment to think, WWJSD (What Would Julia Sugarbaker Do). Phaedra determines that a true Southern belle would dismiss her acquaintance’s inappropriate questions and move on discreetly. Somehow that just doesn’t cut it and Phaedra advises Kenya to get away from her with that bull**** before she gets pissed off, honey. Apollo looks like he’s hoping Phaedra will give him a hall pass but she shut that down quickly. When Phaedra starts talking like a Yankee, you know things aren’t good.
Next week, Cynthia and Peter renew their vows, the big fight goes down and Kenya continues to her descent into madness. What’d you think? Walter’s confession makes sense. No real boyfriend would let his woman do that. And I must say, I was worried about losing Sheree especially after that fight in South Africa with Marlo last year but if they had to make a change, Andy finally got a cast change right in my opinion. What do you think? Is Walter faking it? Do you miss Sheree? Do you want to go to Anguilla with me?
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