RHOA Recap: Couples Retreat

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By L Boogie | Monday, December 10, 2012 | 10:01 pm | 17 Comments
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Throwaway scene of the week: Nene giving Kenya, whom I’m 99% sure she called Kendra through her screwdriver induced haze, directions on how to turn Walter on. He refuses initially but goes along with it. Afterwards, Kenya says that he needs a pillow and tosses it on his lap. Nene says that she wants to see what’s under there, takes it off and inspects it. This is not the behavior of a sober Nene. Remember, this is the same woman who has a freak number of three and didn’t want to be around deal-dos. 

“I’m bitch, rich!”


“Close your men to married legs!”

Kenya continues to flirt. This time it’s a with a married Phillipino cutie. His marital status isn’t relevant as Kenya proceeds to advertise her eggs once again by saying that Phillipinos and Blacks make beautiful babies. She also asks if he’s donated sperm at all and shockingly, he has not or will not admit to it. Peter tells Apollo that his stunt with Kenya wouldn’t have worked with Cynthia or Nene. Phaedra doesn’t look amused at all. Kenya hasn’t finished her Sperm Seeker Tour 2012 yet and makes her way over to ask Phaedra which two friends he’d give Apollo as a present.  Phaedra takes a moment to think, WWJSD (What Would Julia Sugarbaker Do). Phaedra determines that a true Southern belle would dismiss her acquaintance’s inappropriate questions and move on discreetly. Somehow that just doesn’t cut it and Phaedra advises Kenya to get away from her with that bull**** before she gets pissed off, honey. Apollo looks like he’s hoping Phaedra will give him a hall pass but she shut that down quickly. When Phaedra starts talking like a Yankee, you know things aren’t good.

Next week, Cynthia and Peter renew their vows, the big fight goes down and Kenya continues to her descent into madness. What’d you think? Walter’s confession makes sense. No real boyfriend would let his woman do that. And I must say, I was worried about losing Sheree especially after that fight in South Africa with Marlo last year but if they had to make a change, Andy finally got a cast change right in my opinion. What do you think? Is Walter faking it? Do you miss Sheree? Do you want to go to Anguilla with me?

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17 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 7:28 am

    What is it with all the blue eyeshadow this season? Are they sharing one makeup artist in ATL?

  2. 2
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 11:21 am

    @L Boogie Thanks to you I now know ROFLing really can make you pull a face muscle. I thought it was just an old wives tale till I got to
    WWJVSAD?

    This episode has Kandi’s best.hair.ever! It swaps out yrs off of her face and puts back pretty. In her peacock blue confession scenes. And in the kitchen with Mama Joyce.

    Where she also had a top on that’s her exact perfect shade of of bright yellow. That doesn’t do much for a lot of people. But on Kandi it falls in love with her undertones and asks them to marry it. She needs to give that stylist whatever they want to come live in her house.

    But instead to go on the trip she let somebody stick a mess of bad mom retro curls on her head. That they probably told her looked beachy.

  3. 3
    NewYawka
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    Copy/Paste. I posted under the wrong episode.

    Okay….WTF is wrong with that Kenya guy? Desperate, too much testosterone, and inappropriate. If skanky Walter proposes to her, he’s just as bi-polar as she is. I’m betting the bus that she has a penis under that dress. Oh so unattractive and totally yuk.

    Amusing though. I’ve never witnessed a woman desperately chase a man before let alone announce to the world that she isn’t ‘ovulating’ over dinner.

  4. 4
    annie annie
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    Jesus I thought I was watching a Jerry Springer “Hedonism” Special that he used to do years ago!

    Kenya got too drunk and forgot Walter was her pretend boyfriend, then she tried dry-humping all the men. Whoopsie!

    Ehhh, dont really have too much to say about this episode……except I really like Kandi and her man. But what’s up with her being all shy and lame, meanwhile rockin’ the Kegal Balls at an antique store last ep? WTF

  5. 5
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    Here’s a link to Walter’s radio interview basically saying the current relationship wasn’t real.

  6. 6
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Here’s Part II of the interview:

  7. 7
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Sorry, this is Part two.

  8. 8
    2muchbravo
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Don’t care if I didn’t hear another thing about Kim and Kroy. I think Nene said it best. Don’t let the door hitcha…
    I agree with kthxbai. Kandi is looking good this season. Her hair looks nice and she’s been dressed fairly nicely too. I hated that short pink do with the flip in the front.
    Um, Phaedra, I know you were making a statement with that net dress but NOT A GOOD LOOK GIRLFRIEND! You need a body like Brandi G (of RHoBH) to pull that off. I don’t blame her. I’m surprised she held her tongue. I would have made a couple of sharp passive aggressive comments to the bitch if she flirted that overtly with my man.
    Well, Derek, your video explains why Walter didn’t seem to upset that Kenya was throwing herself at every man on the island. She’s a pathetic mess.

  9. 9
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Oh, and I found this on Phaedra’s twitter. She and Apollo actually have an exercise video that’s currently on sale, just in time for the holiday season.

    http://www.phinebody.com/

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Manufactured Drama? Does Bravo do it any other way???

  11. 11
    LAC LAC
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 9:51 am

    I loves your recaps! Thank you!

    Kim: bye bitch! Nene and Cynthia put it best. Move on.org…

    Nene – don’t need to see you and Greg getting it on. I cannot drink nearly enough wine during the show for that. I love how a few gallons of tropical drinks, and she is suddenly back to loud, fun vulgar Nene. Now if Kandi can just sell her a DEALDO…

    Cynthia: boob pops out…married to a boob…and we’re done. But that little catty shade thrown at Kenya Crisco was amusing.

    Porsha: well, at least she waited until the plane landed and all the other vehicles stopped before stepping out. That is an accomplishment.

    Kandi – looking good in her confessionals and she and her man are cute. However, she is going to need subtitles soon if she does not stop talking through her teeth.

    Phaedra – Girl, you can give an swift uppercut to some two toned weaved out bitch and still be a lady. It is a better reaction than the yeast net you wore to make a point. And remind Apollo that unless he wants Pastor Mama walking her full weight on his back, he needs to cool it with Kenya Crisco.

    Kenya – how this bitch is surprised by the reaction she is getting is beyond me. She is ShitBySheree, Chateau Sheree, wall sized portrait of Sheree delusional. So not making Walter jealous. Making him think another sequel to “Open Water” – only this time, we are rooting for the sharks and the man is on the beach waving bye bye. See, that is why heiffas like her are constantly wondering why they have so few female friends – it is not that they are all jealous of you, it is because you do shit like that!

  12. 12
    NewYawka
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    I’M HAPPY FOR KIM!!! She should leave the show and continue making babies to, not only lock onto Kroys paychecks, but to hire another nanny to raise the new kid so she can continue to shop, nap, piss and moan. Hopefully she will find a new set of lips in her travels……at least a set that look real……to replace the constantly slimy labia’s she currently has on her face.

  13. 13
    atlgirl
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    My only question is – why would they rearrange their schedules to accommodate Kim, the least reliable person on the show?

  14. 14
    L Boogie
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Thanks for reading everyone! And thanks for the extra dirt…kthxbai, I learned something new! You probably had a mild case of Phaedra face-itis. I actually liked Phaedra and Apollo’s commercial. I almost ordered it as I’m an exercise whore. I’m always joining a gym, buying useless equipment and purchasing Crossfit Groupons that I never redeem. I seriously love your comments and read them instead of working, auditioning and creating actual human relationships. Next one will be done soon!

  15. 15
    Chips.N.Whips
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 1:19 am

    I’m just now catching up on the gals. Phaedra with the hot tub…ON POINT! I laughed so hard. I’m guessing if the next baby is a girl, Apollo will NOT be in charge…or Dr. Lew will school him. I mean, Phaedra can’t be that nasty without knowing how to take care of her stuff.

  16. 16
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    @L Boogie can you fix it where we can make comments on the recap for this week’s episode?

  17. 17
    L Boogie
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Kthxbai, idk if I angered the technology gods or what. I can’t do aything on my end (that I’m aware of). I just sent flipit an email. :’(

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