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It’s the big one! Kim is finally going to ride off into the sunset. This is Kim though so expect to see Sweetie’s arm hanging out of the trunk and a trail of cigarette butts marking their path. But first, we get to see the beginnings of the Kenya/Apollo Fatal Attraction plot. Woo hoo!
Kim is hanging out with the O.K’s AKA Original Kids. Did you know that Brielle’s dad is a convicted child molester who’s serving time? Yikes! The girls are happy to be back in the town house because they like their old neighborhood and the people there. They even have a gate to keep random people out. Hmmm, that’s funny. Kim berated Kandi for only one of her gates opening but didn’t even have one at her “dream” house. Anyway, the girls are just repeating what Kim has said regarding the move. I know lots of people like this. As long as something suits them or makes them look good, they act like it’s the greatest thing to ever happen. As soon as they are at risk of looking like losers or frauds, everything was wrong with the previous situation. I’m not sure why this was on her mind but Arianna asks if she was a planned baby and she was. Brielle was an accident but Kim says it didn’t cramp her style. By that I can only imagine that she’s referring to doggy style. Brielle tells Kim that God created a wonderful thing call birth control and she is going on it after this baby. FYI Brielle, He also created brains, class and hair but you don’t see mommy dearest using that, do you?
Phaedra and Apollo go to a park to meet with Kenya and Walter. Phaedra and red lips are a no-no. The more I look at her the more I’m concerned for her future. I feel like she’s taking more hair and makeup risks than in the past but it doesn’t always suit her. She’s creeping into old church lady territory quickly. Anyway, the couples get together and Walter says that he’s met Phaedra through legal work she’s done for the 100 Black Men organization.
Kenya says that Apollo looks like Tyson or James Bond or and is shamelessly flirting with him. She compliments his muscles which are distracting her while Apollo wants to discuss production. I know he’s got to be enjoying this. Phaedra seems like she may be a little dry outside of the bedroom. How many “mmm hmmms”, over the top birthday parties, church hats and funerals can a man take before he starts looking for new coochie crack?
Phaedra thinks Kenya just likes attention and isn’t too concerned yet. As far as the DVD, Phaedra wants a feminine and less sweaty workout so Apollo created a 35 minute regimen that includes all of the canned food he likes to keep around the house. Kenya and Apollo plan to meet up soon for a follow up and then the two couples race go karts. Kenya is really excited because she’s a daredevil and Phaedra says that she’s a momma. Ouch! Walter and Phaedra are at the back of the pack while Kenya and Apollo are at the front. Now that I think about it, they all need to swap keys. Phaedra and Walter’s “values” and business savvy would work well together. Kenya and Apollo’s looks and reproductive qualities would also complement each other. I’ve got $100 on Kenya becoming Ayden’s nanny and finding creative ways to make Phaedra have “accidents”.