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Wednesday, December 5, 2012
6:00 am
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Cynthia and Peter invite Nene and Gregg over to the house. Nene, in a shameless plug, says that she and Gregg are the new normal. I suppose it is normal to get divorced to keep your husband’s creditors from getting their hands on one’s newfound fortune. Peter, as tactful as always, suggests breaking up and living separately so they can be as happy as Nene and Gregg.
Cynthia: That’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me.
Peter: I’m so glad I married a model.
Peter’s friend supposedly does PR for Anguilla and they want to go there on a trip. Nene’s into it until Cynthia says she wants to make it a couple’s trip with everyone invited. Nene still agrees to go and Peter tells them in secret that he wants to renew vows on beach. Nene thinks it’s a great idea since Cynthia hates surprises. That’s always a good strategy. Pick something someone hates and do it outside of the country. You’ve got nothing to lose…except possibly ending up in a 3rd world prison with a goat for a cellmate. Personally, that’d be the most interesting thing Cynthia’s done in three years.
Porsha and Kordell are at the doctor. She had miscariage six months ago and she’s there to find out if she can have a baby now. Sidebar, her husband is so likeable. Anyway, her uterus was compressed and there was no space for the baby to grow a few months back. Now her uterus looks great, even better than her face, and they can start the process in a month. She wants twins, which run in both families, because she only wants two pregnancies and one must include twins. She only wants two pregnancies so she can keep her body together. Okay, honey. Ask 75% of women how that worked out for them. The doctor tells her to focus on one for now so she doesn’t lose count when they’re born. Porsha also heard that in some African village, yams can help make twins. Kordell encourages her to keep this ultra reliable tip top secret.
Porsha: Popeye always said I yam what I yam. That’s two times the yams. That’s twins!
Cynthia and Kandi have lunch which is odd. It looks like the girls are doing in person invites instead of the usual inviting each other over speakerphone and waiting for a response over awkward pauses. Cynthia offers to split food with Kandi who looks none to pleased to have to share a meal. As I’m typing this, she says she needs to go on a diet. Look, I like meat on a woman but Kandi definitely needs to pump those brakes ASAP. Kegels can only work out but so much of her. Cynthia invites her and Todd to Anguilla. Kandi says Todd is busy working on a show.
“He’s holding the camera now, idiot.”
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Great recap L Boogie. Those excuses you had towards the end about why Kim couldn’t go were HYSTERICAL. I also like the throwback when you mentioned Phaedra’s pregnancy and her excuse. I had tears rolling.
I actually like Kim but she is getting more ridiculous than NeNe, which is a feat. I wish Kandi would just kick her ass once because of that stupid song and not paying her shit.
OMG, LMAO I had tears coming down my cheeks , I LOL so hard with the caption of the picture of Kim and Sweety and the remake of The Help, poor Sweety, sometimes I feel sorry for her but then again I remember that she is with Kim because she wants to be and even though I can’t understand any rational person ever working for that sloth lazy, fould mouthed, wig wearing, chain smoking, wine chugging, homewrecker, home squatter whore, the truth is that Kim and Sweety belong together.
Kandi is a major pot stirrer and she is always quick to point Nene’s faults but is blind to Kim’s . Kandi is upset because Nene turned the tables on production and befriended Marlo, LOL . They for sure were expecting fireworks there but Nene beat them to the punch and now she is a chess player who is a mastermanipulator? Lisa Vanderpump did the same by befriending Brandi and she hasn’t received any flack for it.
Kim and her lies, I just can’t with her anymore, she wanted the full check while doing a part time job and of course the other ladies had a problem with it, I know I would. Now is just perfect, she can have her spin off and I don’t ever have to see her again. I just don’t understand why Kim and Kroy got so disrespecful with the camera crew, that is unnaceptable. Did they think that they would turn off their cameras just because Kim got caught in all her lies? Kim has been on this show for 5 seasons, she knows that everything gets recorded, so I don’t get why they got so mouthy and belligerant.
Just to clarify, Porsha invited Nene and Cynthia to the home of Hosea Williams, her grandfather. I’m assuming it is used as the headquarters of the foundation.
Lol at Porsha wanting two sets of twins so she doesn’t ruin her body. She is the dumbest. Not just the dumbest housewife, just the dumbest. Ever.
LOL!!!! L Boogie! Great recap and loved, loved the excuses given by Kim. The way that wiggy bitch was hemmin’ and hawin’, she might as well picked one of those instead. Bye, Scarlet O’Whorah! No more watching her shovel food in her puffed up mouth or listening to her bellowing for Sweetie, or doing both. As I will not be tuning into any show of hers that does not contain the words “Kroy escapes” or “Don’t be tardy for my used up divorced ass party”, then she will be a distant memory for me in 3,2,1…
Porsha – jayus, does this child have written (in crayon( directions on how to exit a room? Cause she dumb! I fear for the child she may have – the lack of oygen that is currently in her head could be so bad that the baby may not find its way out of her before the age of 2. Porsha would be like “Ummm, this baby is taking so long to come out! Maybe I should feed it some yams. I need to order some! How do you spell yams?”
Kenya – Bitch, back off! Phaedra showed restraint – I think I would need to flour up my hands so I can grab Ms. Crisco’s arm and let her know quietly that she needs to back off. That is just not cool.
Kandi – shit stirring a bit with kegel balls – now, that is multitasking, girl!
Cynthia – still boring me 265 days of the week. You need Kenya on the trip if only to start some shit of your own, so don’t be sour.
Nene – she actually did not bother me too much this week. And I get her geniune frustation with Kim. I have to say I liked the way she handled herself at that lunch.
Keep up the great work, L Boogie!!
Kenya was all types of inappropriate. She disrespected her man and Phaedra. How hard is it to pay a simple compliment to Phaedra about her man? I can’t stand women like this. Then she wonders why she can’t find get a husband. BITCH you are flirting with a man who is someone belongs to someone else!!!!
What was Kimbo digging out of her bosom? Gold? Kroy’s nuts? He obviously doesn’t have any anymore. He’s becoming more and more like her as each ep progresses. Sits around and eats, “talks” about having to move but doesn’t “move”, cusses at other people. And why was he sitting in the car. Thought he was at “camp”.
Porsha really is a dip. How embarrassing that she “represents” the Hosea Williams foundation when she doesn’t have a clue…
Nice job L. Boogie. I’m done with Kim. I can’t imagine why anyone would be interested in her life. She’s self-absorbed and boring. All she does is whine and complain and has no outside interests.
The point of the kegel balls is that you tone and tighten your cooch so they don’t fall out.
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE RACIST KIM HAVE HER BABY AND TRY AND MAKE A SHOW OF THAT, SHE IS NO LONGER A HOUSEWIFE SO SEE YA KIM, ALWAYS WATCH RHOA, BUT DEFINITELY WILL NOT WATCH YOU ALONE, NOT WORTH IT AT ALL, SHOW HAS TO FAIL, BRAVO DON’T BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
@L Boogie without this, we’d all be doing something stupid like reading, investing money, making informed political decisons or tending to our families and friends
This made me ROFL so hard! Even though I don’t have any $ to invest. And as soon as I got informed about politics I made the decision to stay the hell away from its ass.
Phaedra’s got old church lady blood. Which starts to call young in a hot climate. She’s 1 of those people that’s probably going to need assisted styling her whole life.
That’d so be in her contract if she had better management.
I bet whoever it was that bet Miss Andy he’d never find somebody dumber than Kim is sorry now. Porsha’s the best thing that’s happened to this show since season 1.
As usual I feel like I’ve got to stick up for Kandi. She must’ve got talked to again. You’d think having a sex toy line and a personality would be enough for a company that’s still got Cynthia and Uncle Peter on the payroll. But no. Kandi’s got to stir shit too. You can tell her heart’s not in it though. It goes against her ways and her home training. Just not as much as ever thinking you’ve got enough $ in the bank to where you can coast.
Kim’s rage quit scene looked super staged to me. But then I was expecting it to. Because of the rumors about how Bravo was so mad. While their other hand was throwing out little pieces of press release for her spin off like somebody’s great grand MeeMaw out in the front yard feeding chickens. It near about deserved the vocabulary word of cognitive dissonance.
Heyyyyyy, just wanted to share a little bit of gossip about Kenya…I was on the tram with her and her Aunt on Monday after the Pats/Dolphins game at Miami Airport.
Kenya is tall and SKINNY in person. And, very pretty. I hope I look that good when I get to her age. She had something going on with her teeth though, not sure what it was but she wouldn’t show them when she was talking to her aunt about getting pizza (that kinda made me like her a little though she gave me the stank eye) She had too much makeup on and was wearing Courtney Stoddard frosted pink lipstick…it was all a little too much and, for those of you who saw her last week on WWHL, that hair is NOT hers. Also, it looked like her aunt runs shit, she was very reserved and almost meek with her aunt. Oh, and she was not traveling with any SECURITY! LOL.
*SPOLIER ALERT DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO FIND OUT*
There was no ring that I could see on her left hand.
Aside from that I am SO glad Kim is off the show. I wish her well but she added absolutely nothing to the show since she got married. I want drama!
JUST SOME EXTRA TEA….
@Gypsy word on the street is Kenya is telling people Walter is gay. Everyone in Atlanta knows that can’t be further from the truth.
Welp Classy that is NOT cool at all and no wonder she doesn’t have the bling. apparently she didn’t mean a thing.
Did anyone else notice Porsha hold up 3 fingers while saying she wanted 4 children? She actually looked at the three fingers and then said four again! I was DUMBfounded!! I watched it a few times just for the laugh.
This recap is hilarious! I had to get an account just to post . Poor Porsha….she really speaks before letting the thought form fully. Her 35/8 caption – genius! I’m trying to decide which caption is my absolute favorite….the reference to The Help regarding Sweetie and Kim or in Kim’s list of excuses “Kroy is at camp (clearly roasting marshmallows and doing arts & crafts)” LOL – Great job!
Holy Mae Moebly, I love ‘The Help’ quote!