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Cynthia and Peter invite Nene and Gregg over to the house. Nene, in a shameless plug, says that she and Gregg are the new normal. I suppose it is normal to get divorced to keep your husband’s creditors from getting their hands on one’s newfound fortune. Peter, as tactful as always, suggests breaking up and living separately so they can be as happy as Nene and Gregg.
Peter’s friend supposedly does PR for Anguilla and they want to go there on a trip. Nene’s into it until Cynthia says she wants to make it a couple’s trip with everyone invited. Nene still agrees to go and Peter tells them in secret that he wants to renew vows on beach. Nene thinks it’s a great idea since Cynthia hates surprises. That’s always a good strategy. Pick something someone hates and do it outside of the country. You’ve got nothing to lose…except possibly ending up in a 3rd world prison with a goat for a cellmate. Personally, that’d be the most interesting thing Cynthia’s done in three years.
Porsha and Kordell are at the doctor. She had miscariage six months ago and she’s there to find out if she can have a baby now. Sidebar, her husband is so likeable. Anyway, her uterus was compressed and there was no space for the baby to grow a few months back. Now her uterus looks great, even better than her face, and they can start the process in a month. She wants twins, which run in both families, because she only wants two pregnancies and one must include twins. She only wants two pregnancies so she can keep her body together. Okay, honey. Ask 75% of women how that worked out for them. The doctor tells her to focus on one for now so she doesn’t lose count when they’re born. Porsha also heard that in some African village, yams can help make twins. Kordell encourages her to keep this ultra reliable tip top secret.
Cynthia and Kandi have lunch which is odd. It looks like the girls are doing in person invites instead of the usual inviting each other over speakerphone and waiting for a response over awkward pauses. Cynthia offers to split food with Kandi who looks none to pleased to have to share a meal. As I’m typing this, she says she needs to go on a diet. Look, I like meat on a woman but Kandi definitely needs to pump those brakes ASAP. Kegels can only work out but so much of her. Cynthia invites her and Todd to Anguilla. Kandi says Todd is busy working on a show.