Kim is at the town house unpacking stuff. She’s stressed because of all the clutter. I completely understand. It is really hard to boss Sweetie around with all that clutter absorbing her echo. Sweetie drags boxes around and decorates while Kim expresses how much she doesn’t want or need her opinion. Sweetie steps in dog crap. Sweetie is ordered to find it. Can you imagine what that haunted dream mansion smelled like after these hicks moved out of there?
Kim: Can I tell you something Sweetie?
Sweetie: Yes ma’am.
Kim: You is not kind, you is not smart, you is not important.
It’s time for lunch! Phaedra arrives early, dressed like the mother of Beetlejuice, and gives Cynthia flowers that had been delivered. This must be an inside joke at Bravo. First Adrienne delivered a huge, menacing arrangement to Lisa in Beverly Hills and now Phaedra is delivering what looks to be a Phaedra-sized tree to Cynthia. I think the Bravo florists are doping.
Cynthia: Kandi, do you see how big this thing is?
Kandi: Don’t worry. I’ve got some balls that’ll shrink that right up.
Cynthia is prepared to play the message for Phaedra but deletes it after Phaedra delivers a pretty good apology. She says that it was a two year old’s party, people kept asking who was coming and at that point Phaedra was just tired of answering the question so she didn’t care. Cynthia wants respect, accepts the apology and deletes the message. It was nice to see an issue resolved so quickly but it also shows why we need five other women on this show.
Kandi walks in and gives Cynthia a two minute heads up that she invited Kenya on the trip. Cynthia thought she’d edge the new girl out but production had Kandi invite her. Either that or Kandi is an instigator who relies on her Joker grin to get away with stirring the pot. Kenya shows up and Cynthia isn’t thrilled. Kim shows up and Kenya seems to be kissing her butt. Kim keeps calling Kenya honey in a dismissive way. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen Kim genuinely happy to see anyone except men and Kandi. Basically, people she can use. Kenya asks if she’s invited on the trip and then says that she’s inviting herself. I can’t take it. I know this isn’t totally real but come on. Airline tickets can not be picked up just like that unless it’s already been planned. The trip is the very next week! Also, this episode went from the trip being a thought to everyone leaving the next week. There’s a lot of footage missing here. Lastly, Ayden’s birthday is in May and they didn’t go on their trip until July. That means it took Phaedra six weeks to apologize and it was only done for the trip or the returning cameras. Ugh, why am I trying to apply logic to a reality show?