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NeNe is in her trailer on set and is really excited. She was always in a guest trailer before but now she’s official. It is a big deal to be on a sitcom but it’s not a big enough deal to make it interesting on a reality TV show. I really wish they’d done a crossover with Beverly Hills. What I wouldn’t pay to see NeNe chopping it up with Taylor and Brandi. That, my friends, would be TV gold. Incidentally, that’s the name of NeNe’s hair color.
Porsha gets breakfast in bed from Kordell. She wished he would’ve put yams on the plate since she’s still on her mission to replace Chrissy Snow as the biggest moron on TV. She then shoves Kordell’s head between her legs whilst chanting that she wants twins. I think they’ve been doing it wrong.
Kandi rents a helicopter and has a surprise party planned for Todd’s 39th birthday. Phaedra is helping to decorate and as they look at Todd’s pictures, Porsha says that she wants to see Kandi’s childhood pictures. Phaedra tells her that it’s Todd’s birthday, not Kandi’s, hence the absence of her pictures. The more you know…Todd’s mom makes a surprise appearance at the party and nearly brings him to tears. It’s sweet. You know that can’t last for long. Kenya starts making the rounds to talk about the failed DVD venture. She corners Apollo and he agrees that she deserves something but he’s stuck between her, his wife and both of their asses. Phaedra says that she works for free all the time. Oh really? I seem to recall a time in which Sheree had to pay for her services; Phaedra even sent someone to the hair salon to pick up the check! A drug dealer even paid for her services, in cash! When Kenya tries to bring Todd into it, Kandi shuts it down immediately. Phaedra could learn a thing or two from her.
The last stop on the Phaedra shenanigans train is a stop at Cynthia’s. She doesn’t undersatnd why the Bailey Agency is actually receiving phone calls and visitors. It turns out that Phaedra has tweeted a casting for DVD models without finalizing or more importantly, paying Cynthia.
Kenya shows up with her producer/purse carrier Brandon and fills Cynthia in on her issues with Phaedra. Cynthia and Kenya actually agree that they need to be paid for their services as they’d pay her for her attorney skills. Kenya even put a casting fee in her budget! One dollar per ass crack! By the way, I’ve been to one of Phaedra’s trials. She claps her booty cheeks together in lieu of the judge having to bang the gavel. It’s worth the $5,000. Phaedra shows up to the agency, Cynthia has cancelled the casting and Kenya doesn’t like the way things are going. Phaedra still doesn’t want to give up any back end, Cynthia is amazed that this is all the result of a donkey booty video and Kenya pulls out of the project.