Cynthia: I think we can all agree that it’s always best to receive bad news dressed like Orville Redenbacher and Popeye.
Who’s side are you on? Initially I was Pro Kenya/Anti-Phaedra but now I realize that I’m Pro Kenya/Pro Phaedra. I can understand not wanting to give up a part of your DVD but I also understand getting an adequate piece of the pie for the amount of time, effort and staff provided. Oh, I almost forgot! Kenya’s WWHL performance. Gold lame pants, messed up hair, terrible vocals, interesting backup dancers, near nipple slip etc…there are no other words…except “I’m fabulous!” I liked the way she just started including full sentenced rants in the song:
“You say I’m broke/I say I’m fabulous/You say I’m ugly/I say I’m fabulous/You say I’m a forty year old woman who can’t get a man and is using this show to launch the final act of my career/I say yeah, you’re right but who are you and why are you talking to me?/Also, I say I’m fabulous.
I can’t lie, I’d dance to it in the club. Okay, I danced to it that night. It’s on my iPod. Okay, my Zune. Times are hard. Now twirl, twirl, twirl…and comment. Love you for reading!
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