Welcome back to Atlanta! Actually ,welcome to Hollywood. I was really hoping for an OC/BH crossover episode but since I spent the last two weeks having dirty girl fantasies about Apollo and Boris, we’re only getting the ATL chicks. I’ve got to be honest. There wasn’t much meat here so this may be a quickie. I can add that to phrases I never thought I’d say.
NeNe and Gregg are getting the house ready for the girl’s visit. It consists of having others do the work while NeNe invites ‘friends’ who are probably extras from The New Normal who are looking for SAG/AFTRA credits.
The girls are all headed to the house they’re staying in but the Hummer driver says that she has to let them out because she can not make it up the hill. That’s awesome! I want a job that allows me to just leave tasks incomplete and customers in danger. The ladies refuse to walk up the hill and Cynthia calls NeNe to fill her in on the situation.
Cynthia: I’ll call Nene in a second. Just let me update my Instagram.
The girls try to convince the driver to go up the hill but she refuses saying that the Hummer doesn’t have a turning mechanism or something like that. Basically it can level 3rd world villages but it can’t go up a steep hill. NeNe picks them up and all but Kandi get out of the car to greet her. She crankily asks if they can just go because she hasn’t eaten in 12 minutes and you know how she can get.
They get to the house and it’s really nice.
Kandi: Until I see a Snickers, I really could care less.
They look at the fire pit…
Kandi: Unless we’re putting ribs on that, I’m really not interested.
Then they pull out some food:
Kandi: I told y’all! I stay prayed up!
“Black Power! Take that Mel Gibson. Or don’t. We don’t really want any trouble …”
Phaedra eventually arrives, twisted face language and all, and they head out for NeNe’s. They are already two hours late for their 9 o’clock dinner. Cynthia calls, NeNe tells them not to bother coming and even hangs up on Cynthia.
Cynthia: Are you sure NeNe? Kandi is sedated for now. We gave her a Werther’s Original but I don’t know how much longer she’ll hold.
Kenya feels that she’ll change her mind once they get there. Well, Kenya was wrong about that. NeNe is pissed and tells them that they’re too late. Kandi was on the 13th minute and starts asking if they can at least get a plate. NeNe declined. Kenya was hoping to smooth things over and even mentioned the fact that her dining room table was being used.
NeNe: I can’t stay up all night waiting for you bitches. I have a hit show to ruin in the morning!
Kenya: I used to wave at crowds, now I wave at trees. It’s practically the same thing.