Gregg has some sympathy and gives them a cheese platter. That was actually pretty smart of him. They’ll eat but their stomachs will be churning more than Porsha’s when she has to figure out which hand to use during the Pledge of Allegiance. The girls take off and end up getting burgers and fries. Kandi wonders why they were even negotiating with NeNe in the first place. She fails to realize that she was the only one doing the talking, the rest were ready to go, and most foodies have memory lapses once they get something to eat.
The next morning, NeNe prepares for her scene while her pool boy tends to the pool.
A water pool without water? How dreadful!
Okay, there was water but you couldn’t even see it. I guess they have to keep it at a low level due to Gregg being a special guy who probably has to wear a helmet and floaties into the pool. He asks if the girls have called her and she says no. She’s prepared to move on though.
Meanwhile, Kenya is preparing breakfast for the ladies in a sports bra or crop top. some of them think it’s a dig at Phaedra who shows up for breakfast in a Mrs. Roper 1st Edition muumuu. I think Kenya is just comfortable like that. I hate wearing clothes at home. Except when I’m frying stuff. Which she is. Okay, she’s trying to play Phaedra.
The breakfast is good and the ladies leave on time for improv. Kenya takes over and explains that she really wants the girls to do this because she’s an actress and it’s her world and she’s from L.A. and blah, blah, blah. Guess who’s not there? Ne to the Ne. The instructor asks who has acting experience and Kenya runs down her credits, Cynthia reveals that she was on The Cosby Show, Phaedra declines to mention her starring role in Pootie Tang and Kandi did stuff in high school.
Teacher: If you’ve acted before, stand still. If you haven’t, clap like idiots.
They do the class and in one exercise they have to yell compliments at each other. Porsha’s compliment is that Kenya’s belly button is almost invisible. Anyone care to share what that means and tell me if I should start erasing mine?
NeNe finally shows up and the class is over. Haha! She says that it’s payback. Ummm, no. It’s called White people don’t play that mess and the class started on time.
“I can’t believe you started without me. I’m a total cut up! Get it? Do I win the class?”
They took a tour of Paramount Studios in which NeNe nearly killed Kenya twice. She showed us her thong and her trailer. Next! The girls are off to dinner that night. Porsha doesn’t get a drink and the girls start asking if she’s pregnant or trying. She denies it and ends up sipping something later. Something tells me Porsha’s mother did the same exact thing throughout her pregnancy with her.