“Kordell said if I drink he’s going to throw me off a bridge backwards.”
“Oooh, chile. Everybody knows that a shippy showd on a dippy doo is laka maka!”
The talk turns to the workout DVD. Kenya says hers will be out in December and Phaedra declines to mention the actual title of hers as she does not want it stolen. Too little, too late attorney! Should have thought about all of that before episode 7. Then they discuss Walter and Kenya. She reveals that they broke up and Kandi, between troughs, shares that Walter went to Kordell’s party. Kenya is unfortunately taking the bait. Cynthia in her new found role as semi-shitty person furthers the discussion and says that Peter is still in contact with him and he will be attending an event. On the one hand Cynthia was warning Kenya but she also seemed eager to see a possible shit storm take place. Kenya is fed up and storms off because she can’t fight! She has to stay cancer free! It doesn’t stop her from getting amped up when NeNe finds her skinning a busboy in the bathroom.
NeNe: Kenya just come upstairs.
Kenya: And I am telling you…
NeNe: You’re not going?
Kenya: There’s no way I can ever go!
NeNe: What if I tear down the mountains? Yell scream and shout?
Kenya: You can say what you want. I’m not walking out!
Porsha: Is that bitch really recreating Dreamgirls?
Kandi: I could use a little sweet.
Cynthia: Which one is playing Jamie Foxx?
That’s all I got people. What’d you think? If I were NeNe, I would have been mad too. Two and a half hours is just ridiculously late. Phaedra claimed that it was because she arrived late but NeNe said on WWHL that she was still at the house when Phaedra got there. Next week, Porsha makes her full ascent to Anna Mae territory when she explains her marriage. Love you for reading and commenting!
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