Guess what y’all? Lil Kim’s house is haunted. Wondering why we never heard about this before? If you are, you don’t know Kim very well. She would piss on your leg and tell you it’s Dom Perignon. Then she’d make Sweetie mop it up with her new Piggy Minaj hair but that’s neither here nor there. What is here and there is Kim’s stuff and she needs some movers to pack it up so she can get out of the mansion and stop getting blasted on Twitter. Regarding the haunting, Kim was on Ghost Hunters a couple of years ago. If her rented house was haunted, she could have just had them film there. Kim says that weird things have been happening since they’ve lived there i.e. doors opening and closing. It’s probably just the ghost of Kim’s mom trying to use the bathroom.
Kim is handling this situation the way she handles everything. 1) Sexually harass Kroy to ensure that he doesn’t forget who’s running the show 2) Demand that Sweetie does everything because she is the first woman in the world to get pregnant 3) Record everything for Baby’s Memory Book.
“This finger, up your ass, tonight!”
I really think that’s how she’d landed Kroy. Kim is okay looking but I still can’t understand what made him fall for her. Some suspect that she was a bona fide escort and that’s how she’s managed to continue to fall onto wealthy schlongs over the years. A few seasons ago she did admit to being open to anal, every pun intended, and having a high freak number. I bet she shocked Kroy’s corn right out of his husk. Kim wants to get the sheriff to walk through the house with them to videotape everything. Once the furniture is out, it’s a little too late to audition for MTV Cribs.
Kandi is moving like a normal person which consists of getting a bunch of family to help in exchange for camera time. Mama Joyce wants a wing in the Kandi-koated castle but Kandi’s hesitant since she’s in a new relationship. Kandi fills her mom in on Kim’s moving woes. I love how everyone’s reaction is “I thought she was closing on it!” Then she tells her mother about Kim’s comments about the neighborhood and Mama Joyce is not happy. She gives her the Ridickulous face. Kandi starts justifying the fact that the homes are worth $1 million etc…but Joyce says she doesn’t need to explain herself to ignorant people. Kandi just laughs it off. What is Kandi’s deal? Seriously. First, Kim stole the song money and Kandi brushed it off to maintain the friendship. Last year, she was furious at Kendra for the Black baby comment but kind of shrugged of Kim’s role in it. Then she blamed Kim’s comments on the neighborhood on Sweetie even after seeing the episode. I swear, the most successful women are so strange in their personal lives.
“By the way, this isn’t actually my stuff. I’m packing and storing Kim’s stuff while she goes to some auction. Something about needing more help around the house.”