In things that make no effin’ sense news: Porsha and Kenya meet for lunch. Kenya requests that the knives be removed from their table but Porsha says to leave them so she can pick up her peas. They’re already disagreeing! Porsha is unclear as to why Kenya invited her to lunch. Kenya says that the Phaedra situation is getting ugly and wants to explain her side. Kenya says that everything Phaedra is saying is untrue. Porsha says that their issues have nothing to do with what Phaedra says. Kenya feels that Porsha is a pawn.
“I will only be a pawn if I choose to be and since I don’t know what it is, I’m not!”
Porsha acknowledges what we all know; everything that Kenya is saying is going in one ear and out of the other. It’s not because she doesn’t want to hear it, there is just literally nothing stopping the flow of traffic. They both get hyped up and loud and Kenya says that in order to have a woman to woman conversation she needs to be talking to a woman. And then it happens. The question is answered. The reason Bravo has been showing excessive Kenya foot footage is foreshadowing. Porsha, ever the classy and mature woman, says that Kenya’s feet are ashy. Bravo was too kind to go for the extended foot shot so they peppered us with footage throughout the season so we were in on the joke. Right? They are sure to show us Porsha’s hooves as she gallops away in high heeled sneakers. They’re both a mess.
“Bye ashy! Oh and please don’t tell Kordell I crossed the street by myself.”
NeNe and Gregg are shopping for furniture in L.A. NeNe in L.A sucks! It’s good for her, bad for her RHOA scenes. NeNe can’t believe that a year ago she was divorcing Gregg and now they’re shopping for furniture together. NeNe thinks that marriage is as easy to get in and out of as a surgeon’s chair. She says she left Gregg once before and she’ll leave him again if need be. She wants the man at store to decorate house. Gregg offers $300 if the guy does the work AND shows up at the house with two pepperoni pizzas. He’s not amused. That’s how inadvertently ended up in his first “film”. It’s L.A.
Cynthia and Porsha get together with Cy to look at a pageant venue. She used Porsha because Kenya can’t hold it together in public settings. Porsha does not work or expect payment so she proves to be a more viable candidate. Porsha tries to pull a Phaedra and scoop up all the profits from the pageant for her family’s charity. Cynthia corrects her and says that a portion of the proceeds will go to the charity. Cy asks how many girls are signed up and it’s a whopping NONE! I’m sure Hosea Feed the Hungry and Homeless will appreciate 15% of nothing. Most homeless people have 100% of nothing. The only thing that is finalized is the name for the pageant.
“It’s Cynthia Bailey Agency School of Fashion Presents in Conjunction with Bar One, Tyler Perry Presents: Miss Renaissance 2012.”