Cy says that the way to get girls to actually sign up is to let them see the prize; the crown and sash. Porsha actually begins dressing up in the middle of the meeting and asking for pictures. Now I see why she wanted Kenya to bring her crown and “sashay” to that last charity event. She really likes to play dress up.
Porsha: It’s my turn to wear the crown!
Cynthia: Pay your $200 entry fee and we’ll talk.
After seeing how incompetent she is, Cynthia and Cy tell her that they want her to do everything. Porsha volunteers to sing as well. Unbelievable. This whole thing is a mess and it’s making me nervous. No one has signed up so far and it’s in three weeks. Cynthia obviously didn’t see what tragedy befell DeShawn the first season. Effort is actually required to make an event successful. It’s not like it’s a wedding at a dinosaur mansion.
All of the girls, minus NeNe and Kenya, are at a Moroccan restaurant. Kenya is supposed to be there but she didn’t show. Cynthia mentions that Kenya never showed for dinner and Kandi, through a mouthful of food, says that she invited everyone. That starts up a conversation regarding the DVD. Phaedra claims she never needed Kenya she was just giving her a chance. After all, she knows everyone from the VP right on down to Tyler Perry…a little bit. Phaedra says that the day Kenya shows her up is the day her booty goes flat “and we all know the chances of that.” Yes, we do. The chances are extremely low that that donkey will ever go flat but the chances of it inflating are …well…just look at Momma Regina.
Porsha shares her story about her confrontation with Kenya. Every time she starts speaking the other women look like they are asking themselves if they all look this dumb on this show. She tells them how she called Kenya out on her ashy feet like a proud 6th grader talking about how she cut down the girl who got breasts first. Kandi asks, in her interview, why Porsha keeps eating with Kenya. Can’t she find someone else to feed her and teach her the alphabet?
Cynthia tells them, mostly Kandi, that Porsha will be singing at the pageant. Porsha says she sounds like Mary J. Blige, Rihanna and Beyonce mixed. So she sounds like a dying cat lip synching to depressing music. They ask her to sing and Porsha immediately says that she has a cold, then she needs to drink water, then she has some tea, then she stands up. I think this is why she can’t get pregnant. She does everything wrong! She sings two notes and then a song comes on which cuts her off. She’s definitely the new Kim.
NeNe goes to acting class. She feels that the character of Rocky on The New Normal is written to sound like a White woman. She’s learning that she has to, you know, act! Instructor tells her she needs to see character not color. This is right on time with the MLK holiday. I’m actually taking an acting class in NY and I hate when they try to get me to play “Black”. Can’t I just be a person?! Thanks a lot NeNe. You set me back a decade.