Kenya and Cynthia meet at golf course. Kenya’s playing and Cynthia’s picking up some extra hours as a caddy. Cynthia spills the beans on Phaedra’s alcoholic and mental issue comments. Kenya says that she will not take this laying down. She doesn’t even take it lying down from her man. One note: What man? Cynthia and Kenya agree that the cream rises to the top. That explains the ashy feet.
Kandi and Todd are in Cash’s, their future baby’s, room. Tobey, their interior decorator, doesn’t like the name. Her name actually makes me uncomfortable. I hope her parents didn’t name her after that movie that had three parts and traced a young man’s life. You know, he was mistreated, disfigured and humiliated until people eventually called him a hero. Yup, Spiderman, Tobey Maguire. That was groundbreaking.
Miss Lawrence and Kenya meet for lunch and after joking about being an alcoholic, she orders a mojito. Kenya calls her hair bedhead. Wow, I’ve been using that term so wrong but it explains why I get so many hits on match.com. Kenya shares Phaedra’s comments with Miss Lawrence. He says, and probably rightly, that Phaedra isn’t friends with anyone. Kenya realizes that Phaedra knows a lot about her and her family issues but she knows nothing personal about Phaedra. She thinks Phaedra is using that info against her. That’s smart of Phaedra but as an attorney, I still think it’s crazy that she is going so far in her slanderous comments. Miss Lawrence says that Phaedra is not up to par as a woman of 2012. Okay, that was kinda funny. Haven’t I mentioned already that Phaedra’s future is staring us all in the face. There’s no need for her to speed it up with church hats and Clinton hair. He’s got his own bone to pick with her; he’s been told that she doesn’t like gays who wear heels. Kenya implies that she looks manly. This is about to get ugly.
Nene is at her shoe launch. Kandi is glad that they’re over the smalls and talls and everyone is getting along. Kenya and Miss Lawrence are ready to go to the party and as they’re discussing the situation I’m fully prepared to see Kenya walk into the event in a church dress and a hat. Umm, yeah…no. She walks in with a fishnet dress, thong, booty and boob pads….and a church hat. I’m more shocked that Miss Lawrence didn’t do Kenya’s hair. NeNe is amazed and I really think she’s loving it. It’s her charity event but this, yet again, is her way to be above the drama. I love that NeNe says that some of the guests were surprised to see a half naked woman at the event. I want to know who was totally fine with it.
Why does Kenya have on those booty pads? Is it to cover injection marks? Surgery scars? Was she trying to be modest? Or making the point that she needed a bigger butt to keep up with Phaedra? At this point, you might as well go all the way and let the freak cheeks fly. She starts asking for drinks and saying that she has problems in a really bad southern twang. This woman will do anything to get Apollo including, but not limited to, stealing Phaedra’s identity.