RHOA Recap: Success Breeds Contempt

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   LAC
   Posted November 14, 2012 at 12:27 pm

   Great recap! Love your screenshots of Kenya Crisco (sorry, but that child is greasy) Walter, run your chubby butt out of there. That is not sane and there is no ending for you other than one where you are dangling over a ledge with her getting ready to stomp on your fingers.

   Kim – Jesus, is there anything you have to do other than eating and bellowing for Sweetie that you don’t bitch about?

   I share Kandi’s reaction to Queen Nene bestowing her “good will” to the others – who she fooling?

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   classy drunk
   Posted November 14, 2012 at 12:47 pm

   YEAH!!! I had my birthday party a few weeks ago at Bottle Bar.

   Kenya is cray!!! I mean like I think I would walk the other way if I saw her cray. She got so out of sorts over nothing. At least he was honest and she didn’t find out from someone else.

   NeNe while I get you had a wardrobe malfunction you can’t expect your guest to wait on you for an hour. Especially one that you are trying to present an olive branch too.

   Cynthia, please have several seats. Don’t try and have a backbone now.

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   aliens.rock
   Posted November 14, 2012 at 1:41 pm

   I loved the “classy” bithday dinner for Kim. Kroy couldn’t even use a glass for his Dr. Pepper?! Why bother with fancy china, if you are going to drink from the can…That reminded me of the scene, when Kroy’s parents came over to visit Kim for the first time, and she “served” take away food on papre plates. I guess they didn’t deserve Versace china…I used to feel bad for Kroy, because he seemed like a decent fellow. Not any more… He saw what he was getting himself into (scary and cavernous vagina), and he went with it.

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   LAC
   Posted November 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm

   Classy!! LOL – “Cynthia, please have several seats” Amen…

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   newsroomFan
   Posted November 14, 2012 at 3:03 pm

   LOL @ who’s the lady holding me? Love that she handed over the baby when he started crying. Kim never disappoints — except at being a human being.

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted November 14, 2012 at 4:29 pm

   Cynthia must have gotten the memo to become a bigger bitch because two years surrounding her floundering relationship with Uncle Ben is quite enough. I do enjoy her when she’s “reading” Kenya, and not “reading” a book (oh Nene, we get the pun).

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   yummy
   Posted November 14, 2012 at 6:30 pm

   @ Classy Drunk – “Please have several seats” made me lol and is now my new favorite phrase

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   Lexy
   Posted November 15, 2012 at 6:27 am

   Great recap.
   No wonder all the ladies of RHOA were mad at Kim. Not only did she get paid more than some like Kandi or Phaedra, the dumb biatch didn’t even work for her money and just wanted to be filmed in her house with her slave Sweety. She arrived super late so she was there for not very long before she decided to leave while the others have to endure hours upon hours of filming.
   Is it just me or her pregnancies add the extra excuse she needs for her laziness? No wonder she wants to be popping babies left and right. I worked until the very last week of my pregnancy but Kim acts like she is the only woman ever to get pregnant and that she can’t do anything. She doesn’t work, she doesn’t have a business, all she has to do is take care of the house but she has a housekeeper, a nany and Sweety to boot, what does Kim do with her whole day?

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   LastCall
   Posted November 15, 2012 at 6:36 pm

   IIRC all six floors of the White House adds up to about 55,000 square feet, so, yeah, Kim & Kroy’s place is prolly a little smaller than 70,000 sqf.

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    AmyOops
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    QUESTION GASMII: I actually already asked this once before but don’t quite recall the answer…

    D.C. (the C stands for canceled), Miami, and BH I’ve never missed an episode. I watched the first season of NY and very sucessfully joined in again this past season, what with all the newbies. BUT…

    I have nver, ever, not once seen an episode of RHOA until now. I know Nene from Celebrity Apprentice, but that’s it. Oh, and I watched the reruns of the THREE part reunion from last season. Wow…am I in over my head here? Not knowing back story? I can identify them all by now, but that’s it.

    What say you all?? Thanks!

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    AmyOops
    Posted November 17, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Well, even though I never got an answer to my question [bigdroopysadhorns], I must say I really enjoy your writing, Ms. Boogie I choked on my popcorn (no…really…a kernel got sucked into my trachea) when I read the “…I believe the children are the future” line. Of course, now that effing song is stuck in my head.