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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
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Tagged: adrienne maloof, andy cohen, brandi glanville, bravo, bravotv, bsoftheday, camille grammer, comedy, episode 2, flipit, full episode, funny, improv, io west, kim richards, kyle richards, lisa vanderpump, parody, prasvlogcap, real housewives of beverly hills, recap, rhobh, rhobhredub, ronnie karam, Season 3, spoof, taylor armstrong, tvgasm, ucb, voice over, watch what crappens, Yolanda Foster
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,…
Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies?
…Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch all of the gold spray paint covering her furniture on fire, …
My lack of taste won’t be the end of me and the ladies whose wombs I rented out’s bloodline! MOVE!
…and the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnik started crap with Brandi at a dinner party to deflect from her horrid late seventies decorating skills.
Let’s all focus on what a whore Brandi is and not the painted brick and Pier One twigs I charged Maurice five thousand dollars for.
We open at Lisa’s house, which means a lot of pink, old people sex jokes, and silent fahts from an old gay dude imitating Phyllis Diller at a dinner show in Branson Missouri.
Debbie Reynolds left her dressing room door unlocked, dahling! Score! Pull my fingah!
Lisa and Ken are going to renew their vows, and Lisa’s nervous. Not because gay marriage is illegal and she’s about to break the law again, but because she likes it when things aren’t about her. HAHA!! Says the star of two reality shows and the saddest attention grab in Television History:
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When I saw the horror that was Paul being spray tanned I screamed at my tv GO ROLL ON ADS WEDDING DRESS AS A PARTING GIFT! Bwahahaha…..Loved the beat down those bitches gave the Morally Corrupt Hag Who Shall Not Be Named! Can’t wait for the finale when Kyle destroys her relationship with Lisa for good. And thanks for the awesome pic of Dana!
captcha code FREE BAG….hope its got weed in it!
Let me just get this out of the way before the comments begin: What in God’s name was that skinned animal the ratchet MCFR was dragging around by it’s tail at Lisa’s Over the Hill Wedding Vow Renewal Ceremony?
Oh and Camille is still an asshole.
The vodka is red velvet cake flavored? Classy. I know what 15-year-olds will be washing down their bong hits with.
so…. a site on the internets is claiming that MCFR is going to be a cast member next season. I’m considering starting a petition to keep that from happening. Every time she speaks, I want to claw my ears off with a dull spoon. Then carve my eyes out with it. She is such a sanctimonious B.
Looks like Camille’s favorable editing got chunked out the window when she announced she wasn’t returning. She’s back to her season one horribleness.
@smango I will be the first to sign! On WWHL Miss Andy was railing MCFR to the vimmens and Kyle called in to defend her, LOL. I can’t with her…I just can’t.
@Flipit…you caught the backane too! I was hoping you would, that was gross? Why not fake tribal tattoo that manscapped mess?
I also have to put out there that I officially am of the thought that Kim is OFF THE WAGON. Big time. and did these past two week not feel like an audition for RHOBH, good call.
GOOD GOD FUGLY FAYE IS THE BIGGEST A$$HOLE ON TV.. If anyone has ANYTHING bad to say about brandi just take a PEEK at how she handled that c-u-next-tuesday with nothing but a calm voice and class.. GTFO FAYE. Ok.. rage black out complete…
I stare at Lisa’s rack too, sometimes. Then I remember who she is and shake myself all over like a wet Golden Retriever, and try to think about MacGyver.
Oh, and my captcha code was “Free raw bar bans Oprah.”
Things that stood out to me during this ep:
OMFG. The backne. I once was at a party where there was a stripper and he was covered in it. I was traumatized then, and this just brought it all back. So gross. Lay off the steroids, boys.
David’s ex-wife and the homemade jam. First off – she brought one jar? Secondly, what a snotty assed bitch with her “so middle class” comment. Ugh. I hate these people.
MCFR…wow. I will sign a hundred petitions to never have to look at her melted muppet face again. She couldn’t be a more horrible person if she tried (and I’m pretty sure she does try). I pity her fiance. Not sure what he’s thinking…did we hear him speak at all? Maybe he’s deaf, dumb and blind. That’s really the only way I can see anyone putting up with Faye for any length of time (and by that I mean more than 35 seconds).
Ad…wow…Paul has his moments where I want to punch him in the face but she is just flat out cruel to the guy. I thought it was hilarious when he got in on the human tree act. Poor Ad…she was just so flustered that he didn’t actually leave that her face nearly fell off. Kind of wish it had. It would have made her somewhat entertaining.
NWMTV – Perhaps your captcha was afraid she would eat everything.
Has anyone else noticed how much Bravo is editing the comments on the RHOBH blogs these days? There’s never anything negative said about Taylor anymore, and after 5 days, there will only be 20 comments, all benign.
Taylor and Kim didn’t even join in last week, and after last night’s broo-ha-ha, there’s only one blog up, from some producer, that’s really cutesy and addresses nothing.
I think even straight, Kim is just naturally spacey and weird and slurry. And her only plot is that she’s Kyle’s cross to bear, and that she is/was/could be just one oxycontin away from being an addict, so the producers will definitely do all the frankenediting they can to keep Kim’s sobriety status unclear.
Adrian’s remark calling Paul pathetic was one of the cuntiest things I’ve ever heard from her — and she knew it was being filmed for the show. Somehow, I don’t think Brandi is her real problem.
Why can’t Faye just shut up and butt out of other people problems….
Why was Ad sporting a Jennifer Anniston last 90′s do? She wears extension and her stylist couldn’t do better than that….
Thank you, Flipit! I know you must have had the dry heaves having to put that backacne picture up – you would have to drink that “love’s baby soft” shit to make that bearable.
Destination Cuntie Town, with stops at asshole village, famewhore way, and botoxed bitch lane! I am surprised that Paul could leave, considering how long he must have looked for his balls in that big house. And ugh, we have to look at Adrienne’s rubber face simulate grief next week.
Faye fucking Resnick – I would have loved someone to read that bitch a bit more. The only thing that rancid muppet faced heiffa is famous for is gaining notoriety from a dead woman. It is a good thing that there was not a dead girl in the recent OJ Simpson trial, or we would be treated to a sequel of her book and her louis vuitton leathered bod in some skin magazine. If she is auditioning for a role on this show, I would rather see Dana back, in all her “fuck you, I’m drunk” glory.
Seriously, when did repeating “really?” become a feasible way to argue? Really?
And blaming Brandi for that marriage breaking up? Take a look at three years of filming. In the beginning, little jabs at Paul and his manhood. By season three, full swipes at it with a machete. Puleeassse…
Wouldn’t the comment Brandi made make the marriage a little stronger because they would have had a common enemy?
Seems to me all Paul is trying to do is make Ad laugh and she doesn’t find it funny. But from what I’ve seen that happens to many couples. My dad always does stuff that’s funny to me and Brother, but when I look over at mom she’s shooting fire out of her eyes and scowling.
So, Camille tells Ad that Brandi was saying horrible things about her, and specifically mentioned Brandi saying that Ad only owned 2% of The Palms. I’m sorry, but isn’t that what Camille said to Lisa about her restaurant? Did anyone else catch this? Isn’t that just a tad bit hypocritical?
@Kaitysmom, that’s why I said she is still an Asshole. A flip flopping, bug eyed, intestine-ally challenged asshole.
If I am not mistaken she also jabbed Ad in an interview when Brandi was dropping Bomb over Ojai. anyone else remember that?
Yep, every time I watch it confirms how much I use to like this franchise, but that has been replaced by the even richer “wives” of Vancouver.
Flipit your recaps are the only reason to watch this rusting train wreck.
Marissa, have you no shame or respect for yourself?
Now that Trout is planning on marrying her married lawyer, I want her to be on next year so she can get ripped to shreds. Sorry Amy.
If they are bringing Kim D on as a full housewife in Jersey, Faye will be one in BH.
“Meet your judges.” Nailed it. Everything I was thinking and mentally screaming at my TV in three words. I could never be on this show because I am poor, and also because one comment out of that hateful gash Faye and I’d rip her face off. Seriously, I do not know how we’ve never been treated to a slap or girl fight from one of these shows. Maybe I just need therapy…
I really hope that Lindsay stays out of jail so she can drunk drive through the storefront of Craptans by Kyle while MCFR is at the counter.
I think they should put Faye on Love and Hip Hop or RHONJ where they throw drinks at each other. Then we could see Faye’s face melt off. Or she might turn into a gremlin. She does kind of look like gizmo…amirite?
Or Spike
“Seriously, I do not know how we’ve never been treated to a slap or girl fight”
Miami Housewives
If Ad really wants people to believe Brandi broke up her marriage (LOL), she at least should have tried not to call her husband a pathetic attention whore on camera. Dingus.
Love, love, love this recap! The photos and captions: superb!
I will watch less of RHOBH if they put MCFR on. She is just hard to watch. I like trash-tv, but her presence takes it to a level I am not comfortable with – and the idea of her making money off of us watching her on television bothers me.
If we are going to replace Ad, how about we do it with someone who has money? It is BH. Isn’t anyone here financially secure – or do only the poor ones and \working class\ want to get on television?
I love Yoli and her little pearls of wisdom. She has gotten more interesting through out the season.
It is amazing how much things can change in only a few seasons – Kyle used to seem like she had class. Now she can’t even dress classy.
WTF was up w/ Marissa’s tacky hair?? That was terrible. She is horrid. How that in-law family of hers hasn’t kicked her back to whatver trailer park she crawled out of I don’t understand.
Faye-OMG, please go burn in hell. She’s unbearable.
Loving Yoli! She’s like the good kind of shit stirrer.
David’s ex-wife was Linda Thompson again…..as in Brody Jenner’s mom. bwaaahaahaaa
I love Yoli – yes, she may worship her king but damn that woman tells it like it is TO THE BITCHES FACES! From the shock on Marissas face this hasn’t been done in…ever. I had high hopes for Marissa (movie legend bloodline and all) but no….she is just as delusional as the rest of the cuntness clique. How she manages to remain married is beyond me. Maybe her dh will see how she speaks to him and realize that just maybe he can do better.
Though the divorce I want to see is Kyles. I wonder if Ad snapped her fingers how fast Maury would jump ship for Ads ample billions? Damn that would make for a primo season.
Oh, and what a dick move on Ads part to rain on Lisas vow renewal.
Oharlphie – they have been married for more than 10 years, so she will get a percentage of all of his earnings for life or vice versa, plus splitting everything 50/50 after the ring hit the finger.
Karma kids. It works both ways.
I forgot about that @ohralphie, what a Delta Bravo Ad is for crashing Leeza’s vow renewal, I mean really?
And what a DB Leeza is for letting this all go down during it.
This is certainly a full on three ring circus. I do love Holy Yoli telling it like it is, it makes me so happy.
That was the best line a card carrying coke whore could come up with? Seriously?! ‘You’re being led astray by a very bad girl?’ Lame. Her Beigeness should have lobbed some lemons at Faye Fancid’s lizardy head.
@Classy Drunk–I think they should put Faye on Love and Hip Hop or RHONJ where they throw drinks at each other. Then we could see Faye’s face melt off. Or she might turn into a gremlin. She does kind of look like gizmo…amirite?
That buckets already splashed. Rancid’s face has already melted…..
@Nikki thank you!!!! I kept staring at the freeze frame of her, trying to see through the plastic, in hopes I would finally remember where I had seen her before.
I can handle the crazy short lady being on RHONJ. She’s the entertaining sort of crazy. But NO MCFR!!! Do you hear me Andy???? I love you, and I watch all the crap you pass off as entertainment. I would go so far as to say I love it, even. But I draw the line at adding the MCFR as a full cast member. She’s not someone you ‘love to hate’ she’s someone who makes you want to kill puppies.
Morally corrupt needs to find a new gig. WTF with her butting in. She’s a true fame whore.
Yeah, Bruce Jenner was married to that Linda person.
I am sure she is a lovely lady if his track record is any indication. He married Kriss K after all and she is the epitome of morality.
I saw a Doc about a serial killer on ID Channel. MCFR was mentioned many times. I have been looking for the article in spurts for a couple weeks. I found it.
http://www.thewrap.com/tv/column-post/oj-innocent-many-flaws-ids-new-theory-simpson-goldman-murders-66011?page=0,1
Documentary. I know you folks too well. If I left it as it was, it would have been cause for folks to ask me why I saw a Doctor about a serial killer.
I know everyone on this blog loves Brandi and I used to but I can’t stand her now. Why does Brandi get to say bad things about Adrien every episode (its all she talks about-its as if she is obsessed) but NO ONE can say anything about Brandi without being bullied or called on it. I thought Yolanda was a little tattle tale last night. Brandi trash talks Adrien every episode and she deserves to be talked about. Besides Adrien being cold to her husband she hasn’t really done anything if significance. If Brandi exposed my family secret about my children I would threaten to sue her too to keep her trap shut its not really that big of a deal.
@MaggieCoty, well Marissa and Brandi were supposed to be friendly so the way that she told the story about the text was not ok. Yoli was right in going back and saying what was said. But she confronted it like someone should. You get the two parties together and hash it out.
I don’t know about everyone loving Brandi or more disliking Ad is what you are seeing. If anything we like Brandi because she brought us gems like COCK!!! and LABIA!!!
Even though Brandi didn’t say this it’s been awhile since someone used it and that’s not the world I want to live in so…SLUT PIG!!!
@MaggieCoty @Classy brings up a good point but, I could also attribute a lot of what we see to Miss Andy and Bravo not being pleased with Ad after she “sued everyone in the room” so to speak, on this particular issue. And, since legally Bravo had to edit out certain words, phrases, etc., I think they are taking revenge on her through editing so, Brandi gets the spotlight and Ad gets a bitch edit.
While I do like Brandi overall I agree that her ish talking is getting old. Though, from her POV and that of the Bravo Execs I am sure she is viewed as good TV and she is ensuring she gets herself a paycheck cause those dull, ratty extensions and ridiculously gawdy fingernails are no paying the bills on their own.
Why can’t these women get a better hairdo? Is there a weave shortage in LA??? Even Sheeeeeenyayeynaaena’s from VR looks better that most of these Ho’s.
Squarehead…….When I saw the horror that was Paul being spray tanned I screamed at my tv GO ROLL ON ADS WEDDING DRESS AS A PARTING GIFT!—-priceless my dear
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Get that evil c*unt MCFR off my tv. I will boycott if she gets a spot next season. Gotta hand it to Yoli for totally putting her in her place though. I kind of loved her for her ‘I’m a 48 year old woman..’ comment.
Yes, get the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick off; she adds nothing; she is not a villain you love to hate Bravo! For one thing, unlike say how Alexis Carrington was portrayed as being a successful businesswoman, what has MCFR accomplished? Nada which is why she isn’t supremely confident, just annoyingly arrogant. I keep a crossword on my lap to do during commercials and most of Morally Corrupt’s appearances.
Man, I am loving YoYo! I’m with Gypsy; why can’t these women get decent weaves? Kyle’s is OK IMO but the rest including YoYo and Lisa–why? With all their money?
Why is Morally Corrupt on? Surely she can’t be that flat ass broke that she’ll agree to be loathed this much? Surely she isn’t so deluded as to think she’ll become renowned for her deep and brave insights and sought as a pundit even?
Love Lisa, Ken, their house but that arch; oh barf. I too wonder WTH Morally Corrupt was at the party; Bravo must insist on the guest list; wonder if they foot the bill then?
If nothing else, having Faye on the show brings out some really funny comments. If you want another laugh, read her Wiki page. Usually they are worthless and pretty benign, but it was pretty obvious the writer of Resnick’s didn’t even like her breathing his/her air. It made me chuckle.
FYI – I know I’m showing my age, but even more important than Linda having been married to Bruce Jenner – she was Elvis’ girlfriend after he and Priscilla broke up.
Did anyone else notice – when MCFR was over “defending” Marissa and made the comment about Brandi breaking up Ad’s and Paul’s marriage, Marissa was disagreeing with her just as vehemently as Yoli and Brandi were.
Small moment, big impact: Linda Thompson saying making jam is \so middle class.\ Bitch.
Quite honestly I don’t think Marissa liked MCFR from the dinner at Kyle’s house.
The problem about MCFR coming over and intervening in the conversation with Marissa, Yoli and Brandi is that they are all friends. They are NOT friends with MCFR so in turn they all three wanted nothing to do with her.
I just love these bitches throwing around the word “attack.” As in “oh look, they are attacking Marissa.” If only they had real attacks on this show. I would pay cash money to watch a bear attack MCFR, or even a goose get aggressive with Twitch. Asking someone about their backstabbing shenanigans does not equal an “attack.”
Is it wrong that every time I see MCFR my head reads mother f–ker?
Oh and Camille really is an asshole. How dare she root for MCFR (or mother f–ker) after having been her victim! I think Camille was only acting nice last season because she was afraid footage would be used by her husband in a custody battle. Very manipulative and calculating, that one is.
It’s entirely possible that Kim has suffered some brain damage as the result of her over-serving herself with all kindsa chemicals for years and years. If that’s the case and what is causing us to all speculate about her sobriety, then I hope that the damage is eventually reversible. Regardless, being on this show and around her harpie sister isn’t doing her any favors recovery-wise.
@kassel: MCFR isn’t trash TV–she brings RHOBH down to sewage TV. Every ugly thing she says to the others, she should be saying to her hideous image in the mirror.
I, too, am loving Yoli. If it wasn’t for her and Lisa and Brandi, I wouldn’t even be interested in watching anymore.
ChaCha in the beginning of the season Kim wanted nothing to do with Kyle. Remember the prom dress scene with Kathy?
Whether right or wrong, I believe Kyle likes to hold up mirrors to Kim’s face in her way of trying to make Kim responsible for her behavior and actions. I can see Kyle going over board. I can understand Kim not liking someone making you be accountable when you have gotten away with everything for so long.
Camille, Brandi and Kyle are friends at the moment.
@labower, that’s a good point about Kyle and Kim but, when Kyle acts like such a witch you can’t help but want to root for Kim. I feel like Kim was a racehorse who was rode hard and put away wet then set out to pasture when her youth & perceived usefulness wore out and, Kyle will forever be the bratty younger sister who cannot grasp the idea that Kim’s alcoholism is not contingent on Kyle’s existence.
Also, I think the technical term for Kim’s condition is “wet brain”. I do hope she stays on the wagon for the most part but I don’t truly believe in these last few episodes she is sober, though ultimately the damage @ChaCha is speaking of has likely been done years over.
I too watched the WWHL with Kim and Lisa Rhinna and heard when Kyle, Brandi and Camille called in. These women need to stop pulling their faces back btw. They look freakish and I now can say all f the L.A. that was ever in me is gone b/c the plastic surgery these women get make them almost as unwatchable as Dana or McCoozeFR are on a stand alone basis.
Anyway, I found it a bit hypocritical that Rhinna has no problem talking about her hairy bush and dropping eff bombs but doesn’t like Brandi’s potty mouth? Does she have some alliance w/ Leeann or Eddie that I am missing or something?
Labowne – hoow kind of you to think of me! Taylor has been so absent lately I’ve grown way more invested in a couple others (although I’ll probably always be Team Taylor at least a bit).
Brandi is my new “investment”. Her book is FABULOUS and so is she. I wanted to bitch slap that Marissa for her shit talking, all trying to get in with the gazillionaires, Brandi friendship be damned. Brandi has had enough people turn on her. She doesn’t need someone she thought was cool added to the list, for fuck’s sake!
Still love me some Lisa and the whole dynamic she has with her husband and her real friends. I was practically rolling on the floor during the massage scene.
Please, PLEASE don’t let TMCFR join the show, although watching her try to match Brandi barb for barb is hysterical. Woman has a single digit IQ thanks to all the silicone that leached into her brain. Ugh!
Camille is just a [insert super nasty adjective of your choice here]. Go the fuck away, Camille!
So sad it’s almost over. Anyone recommend RHOC? I haven’t really watched that one and dont want tto get lost
Y’all…I’m too lazy to look it up but didn’t Kathy Wakhile (sp) of RHONJ already have red velvet vodka? What’s next? Zingalleni? I hope it don’t taste diety.
Shout out to Kassel, I’m with you! If Resnick becomes a HW, I’m not gonna watch anymore. Although my favorite line was when Brandi said Fay walked up and \put her dick on the table.\ I’ll still read the recaps. (If Flip can bear to watch.)
Ever since a few episodes back when Yolanda made the remark about girls who will fuck your husband for a Chanel bag, I haven’t minded her so much when she calls David her king. She obviously wants to hold on to him, and she’s honest about that.
I loved her calling out Marissa, disapproving Adrienne wanting to do shots, and dismissing Resnick like the piece of crap that she is, but was anyone but me surprised that Yolanda is only 48? I thought she was at least 50. But then Kim looks old too. Maybe the blondes just don’t age as well. Linda Thompson is a hag, that’s for sure. Yolanda does have a fab body though, no denying that.
@mimo: linda thompson is elvis presley’s ex-2nd-wife.
“maurice asks TV14DL…”; you crack me up, ronny.
@mimo: sorry, you’re correct; linda and elvis weren’t married.
you still crack me up flipit.
Agreed with everyone that Yolanda is kind of awesome…
Kind of like Marissa still weirdly… I think we’ve all been there, caught in a dumb lie/stupid bitch move and trying to backpedal. Liked that Brandi seemed to be sort of letting her off the hook with a laugh.
THEN ENTER MALIFICENT FROM SLEEPING BEAUTY. the less said about The MCFR the better. truly frightening.
The thing I really don’t get is Kyle siding with them over Lisa. I feel like we’ve gotten the sense that Kyle has “warmed up” to Brandi even though she clearly still despises her, but is she really that desperate for Mauricio to keep Adrienne as a client that she would choose her over the way more popular Lisa? Isn’t Lisa just as powerful (financially and socially) as Adrienne? Wouldn’t it make sense for a shameless social climber like Kyle to align with the more popular one? Eh. Who knows.
Yoyo is awesome. She’s fairly “point blank” when it comes to calling these bitches out, a technique they have really never seen before….so when Yoyo brings down that hammer, they have stars above their heads like Loony Toons. . I kinda love that!
The entire time I was watching Ad’s party, I kept thinking “WTF goes in in Beverly Hills? While I am watching Kitchen Nightmares on Friday nights, munching on popcorn THIS SHIT is going on?? Vodka contortionists, hedge people on stilts, and someone fucking standing for hours behind bushes holding vodka shots???”. Then my brain broke.
Annie that crap is going all the time, not just Fridays. Feel better?
@shantigal, this “I really hope that Lindsay stays out of jail so she can drunk drive through the storefront of Craptans by Kyle while MCFR is at the counter.” made me snerk out loud at the office.
People were looking at me!!
NOUN, dammit. I meant noun. I guess it’s not really proof-reading when you do it the next day.
@annie, your “brain broke” comment Cracked. Me. Up.
@Agatha, the thing about Kyle and Maurice is, Maurice needs to ABC=Always Be Closing. Lisa’s check has already been cashed. A realtors goals reset each January 1st so, Adrienne’s is still to be acquired ( as well a Marissa’s) and that means K-Mo needs to follow where the money goes so she can stay the at home wife that she is.
I am home sick for the afternoon and I caught the end of Season one and DAYM it was really more harsh than I remember but a couple things still rang true. Kyle is a catty bitch, Taylor is a conniver( which Kim called out while she was WASTED btw) and you can see who is on the BH home team ( Kyle, Faye, Ad & Twitch) where the away team (Fail, Lisa and Brandi & Yoli) aren’t truly accepted into the home team mean girls clique.
Also Kyle systematically calls everyone a liar. Camille is just a grade A asshole. Whoever said it above was right I think, she just played nice while the divorce was going on.
Yeah those outrageous parties get old just like anything else in life. Do you really need a cheap vodka peddling contortionist on your kitchen table getting her red body pain on your table cloth? Nahhhhhhhhhhhh.
So was the Morally Corrupt Faye Rancid just venting about Chanel purses because she had to carry that skinned raccoon number?
@gypsy – I doubt if Ad minded the controtionist getting red paint on her tablecloth since it sounds like Ad get tan paint of everything – well, everything except for Paul’s penis.
@Holyterror- I agree with you, calling someone pathetic is just low, it’s right there when someone says “they loathe you”. And to call your husband (or ex depending on when the interviews were filmed) is especially horrendous.
And why the hell is Adrienne selling Vodka? Especially nasty red velvet cake Vodka? I am no business expert, but if I was to start selling vodka I would make the first one something that is more applicable to a larger variety and quantity of drinks. Once again I am no business guru like the Adrienne Maloof. She is grasping at straws to find any sort of talent that isn’t being a uber bitch cunt.
As for Faye…I just can’t..
I am on the fence about Marissa. I hate the way she talks about her husband in front of him. She also needs to stop wearing those braids to nice events. I think she is still finding her place amongst the women and that is why she stirred up the whole hall pass text.
Does anyone else think David Foster’s ex wife Linda’s comment saying, \i know, so middle class\ (when referring to the jam) was patronizing toward middle class people? Seems like she said that because the gift was untraditional for someone so rich to be giving… thus implying that she is superior. The fact that she even felt the the need to make that comment is bothersome to me. Uncalled for? It’s jam, for christ’s sake, lol.
I was puzzled over the jam comment too but took it as she was giving herself a backhanded compliment; i.e. see I am real, not plastic, just at heart a simple middle class person; this lifestyle has not changed ME no sirree. Yawn.
I keep wanting to ask about Morally Corrupt’s plastic surgery; is she trying to look like LaToya Jackson? Or is it just tragically gone so far that who the F*%& knows what her face is supposed to be? She also sometimes reminds me of that fish in the Dr. Suess book Catin the Hat; that weird pink/brown/orange colour of skin, odd simian-like mouth and cro magnon upper face/forehead.
Do you think the jam comment was a back handed swipe at I do everything Yoli?
I see that too Labowner.
But do you think MCFR is trying to look like a Jackson?
Maybe one they just dug up after it marinated for a couple of decades or so. But that shade of fungus is not becoming on her.