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Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,…
Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies?
…Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch all of the gold spray paint covering her furniture on fire, …
My lack of taste won’t be the end of me and the ladies whose wombs I rented out’s bloodline! MOVE!
…and the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnik started crap with Brandi at a dinner party to deflect from her horrid late seventies decorating skills.
Let’s all focus on what a whore Brandi is and not the painted brick and Pier One twigs I charged Maurice five thousand dollars for.
We open at Lisa’s house, which means a lot of pink, old people sex jokes, and silent fahts from an old gay dude imitating Phyllis Diller at a dinner show in Branson Missouri.
Debbie Reynolds left her dressing room door unlocked, dahling! Score! Pull my fingah!
Lisa and Ken are going to renew their vows, and Lisa’s nervous. Not because gay marriage is illegal and she’s about to break the law again, but because she likes it when things aren’t about her. HAHA!! Says the star of two reality shows and the saddest attention grab in Television History: