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She’s going to Lisa’s place today because she pissed her off at the Las Vegas dinner by brushing off her anger at Adrienne and saying it’s brought up too much. Mauri is in the room to laugh and look pensive and ask super important questions like “how are you feeling about that, honey?” UGH shut up. Remember when this guy was semi attractive and shirtless and didn’t berate women in public to get a commission? Aw, how seasons turn ya ugly.
You know how Kyle is! When she has to confront someone and doesn’t have anyone there to do it for her, she gets scared. She would take her husband, but Lisa’s richer than they are so it’s illegal for him to be rude to her in their town.
Kyle falls all over herself when she gets to Lisa’s house and sings “I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here” really off key. Thank God that bitch quit acting. If it were up to her, Annie would be the most hated orphan in America.
Shhhhh. Don’t sing.
Before offering Kyle a seat or a drink, Lisa brings up not sticking up for her when Camille accused her of lying about SUR ownership. Kyle says that Lisa didn’t need defending and she didn’t wanna cause a war. Jesus look what happened when she called Camille insecure. That shit went on for two seasons. She grovels a bit, so Lisa offers her a drink.
Kyle starts her drink by apologizing again, but Lisa’s not buying. She brings up the “selling stories to Radar” thing again and Kyle says that she doesn’t wanna feel like she has to be Lisa’s bodyguard. They go round and round, but basically Kyle wants Lisa to forget it and Lisa wants Kyle to be a better friend. Neither can fulfill the other’s wish, and when Kyle resorts to “no one’s perfect”, Lisa lets go of it. How can you argue with the hackiest non apology line of all time? I’m not arguing with you because you’re not perfect, I’m arguing with you because YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE.
Kyle says the only common denominator in all these fights is Brandi. Actually, Brandi wasn’t in the fight you’re talking about. Even a little bit. The common denominator is ADRIENNE. But it would cost way too much to say that and this bitch needs money to keep that face sanded down.
Kyle tells us that Lisa’s hurt her feelings before. She doesn’t wanna say when, though, cuz she only wants to move forward. LOL. But you brought it up so….I wanna move forward too. In my car. Over Kyle.