Kyle starts crying and Lisa tells her to stfu and put her husband’s commission where her mouth is next time there’s a fight. Speaking of Ad, let’s go see what she’s up to!
Nothing? Ok, let’s go to Yolanda’s instead. Brandi comes over to watch Yoli’s kid ride a horse. Yoli talks about how good she is at competing, how strong her teeth are, and how good she is at barebacking. It’s hard to know whether she means the daughter or the horse. She doesn’t seem to differentiate between the animals much at all.
Poor Yoli only has enough to buy her kid one horse instead of three, like all the other brats in the ‘bu! I’m sure the misogynist you married is gonna be thrilled when he sees you making him out to be a pauper on TV. And are you seriously complaining about how poor you are to Brandi? LOL! Yoli says she likes B “cuz chee tayl eet lige eet ees!”, but if B told it like it was consistently, you’d be thrown butt first into a pile of horse shit for complaining right now.
Lisa is having a tea party and inviting Ad so that shit can be “worked out”, but Yoli’s not going. She’s drawn a lemon tree in France and needs to fly out there to make sure it’s growing. She tells B not to worry, though, cuz Ad is just a bully with the face of a Gummy Bear that was left out in the sun and in the scheme of things she’s a nobody. Well, not to jump on Ad’s side, but she’s not a nobody. She’s the daughter of someone who worked really hard to give her pathetic no talent ass a lot of money and power. And she can probably afford more than one horse, ya descamisado bitch!
More gorgeous shots of Lisa’s home. God I need to do something with my life. Two of her hot SUR bartenders are working the tea party, and she says welcome to Cougar Town. The one with actual punchlines. Someone’s purse will be emptied tonight, and suspect number one will be:
Brandi and her nipples are the first three to arrive. Lisa tells Ken not to bother doing the helicopter on his lazy wiener cuz Brandi is a foot taller than he is. “You’re all the same size lying down, baby!” HAHAH!!! Love it.
Lisa tells Brandi to be quiet and be nice because last time she opened her mouth it cost her twenty grand. Hehe. Brandi promises. Failor arrives with a bag large enough to steal silver. Fail brings Lisa a vibrator. Girl there’s still a Goodwill sticker on that. Lisa shoos them away while instructing Rosio not to give Kim Twitchards alcohol. Only pills, Ro!
Marissa arrives with kisses, but she kinda blows Fail off, which I love. Lisa introduces the bartenders and says they’re security in case Fail acts like she did at the last tea party. There’s a reason Lisa wins every episode.