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Ad has decided to bring her bulldog faced asskissing bitch Faye. Oh man I hope Lisa has some ass on a platter to serve to this one. Kyle is urging them all to move past it. Um, then why are you bringing Faye? Kyle is full of it. Ad says it’s too hard to move on. No it’s not! Find a homely loser drug addict half your age. Oh. You meant with Brandi. Sorry.
Back at the party, Lisa checks with Fail to make sure that she knows Lisa never sold a story. Fail says flat out that there have been multiple stories leaked this year and she knows for a fact they’ve all been Ad. Wow. Have you told Kennedy yet that Ad isn’t really her godmother? Cuz she’s gonna cry when Ad sues you out of the house you conned money out of people to buy.
Lisa’s annoyed that Kyle and Ad show up with the Morally Corrupt Faye Resnik. There’s a good chance someone will be murdered here today and she doesn’t wanna have to suffer through Faye’s bottom of the barrel dwelling ass making talk show rounds again to promote a new book. Everyone is fakey nice to Ad, but Brandi is sidling up to the only friend any of us can ever really count on.
Camille shows up bearing apology gifts, and Lisa says the only gift she needs is for Cam not to leave any traces of her IBS all over the lawn furniture. Done! Wait. Is that cheese?
Twitch calls. She’s not coming. SHOCKER!! Her slurring isn’t because she’s drunk, it’s because her puppy hit her in the face. He was probably sick of hearing about how Molly Ringwald stole her career. Poor Kim(‘s dog).
After a couple of drinks, Lisa invites the ladies to sit down in the spirit of peace. Yay peace! We all know that shit’s not gonna happen or the show’s gonna be cancelled. Ad’s smile is totally fake until a child is brought to the table.
Someone’s dick just got hard!
Everyone’s having fun and laughing about Failor’s supposed college scholarship for gymnastics, but when Lisa tells her to prove it by doing a few flips, Fail laughs that she will fall and sue Lisa, since people at the table are so sue happy. Holy shit.. I am NO fan of Fail, and she just became my hero for a second. Ad’s face is hideous. And also pissed. She laughs it off with Faye, so Kyle retaliates by bringing up her last white party.