RHOBH Recap: I’m Not Drunk, I’m Medicated!

18 Comments

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   NotWithoutMyTV
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 1:48 am

   Remember when Paul and Maurice used to be men?

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   wanda simpson
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 5:03 am

   I love “Flipit” and his recaps are the best but have to point out that Howdy Doody was a virgin marionette. No hand ever touched his ass.

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   Wills
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 7:57 am

   I thought I’d never see the day but Lisa needs to go to Shut Up Mountain!! I love Lisa, I really do but beating this dead horse is just ugh…stop. Maybe there is just too much Lisa because of Vanderpump Rules (the show we love to hate)!

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   Jason
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 8:39 am

   Lisa is channeling her inner c-word, Kyle and Mauricio are boring as hell, and as usual, Paris (like Morocco, Aruba, St. Barts, London, etc.) was wasted on these asshole Housewives from Stupidsville.

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   Realitytvjunkie
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 9:01 am

   I thoroughly enjoyed this Taylor free episode!!!!! Something new needs to happen, this same old shit and arguments are getting boring and almost unbearable.

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   labowner
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 10:00 am

   Is page 3 missing? Mine shows up blank.

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   cloudsinmycoffee
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 10:15 am

   This is tooooooootally late but I’m just catching up…. and Flipit (I think) made mention of this on Watch What Crappens, but shit if Marissa Zanuck isn’t a doppleganger to Alex McCord!!

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   Sunshine
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 10:20 am

   On mine too Lab.

   This recap is HILARIOUS!

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   Detinha
   Posted March 5, 2013 at 10:43 am

   Hi Flipit! Missed you and your BS (of the day, that is) yesterday!!

   My page 3 was blank too, but I thought it was Flipit’s segue to Mauricio e Kyle scene “Honey let’s put Kim’s name on one of these locks and give her the wrong key so she can’t open it.”

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    Flipit
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 11:11 am

    Thanks guys and thanks labowner for pointing out the page issue. I think that scene bored me so much that I needed a blank page to get past it. Fixed now!
    And Detinha!! BS of the Day is going down to one a week cuz I am adding in Project Runway vidcaps again for the rest of the season. LOOOOVES

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    Bitchy Lady
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 11:14 am

    “Exhaustion isn’t a disease, for chrissakes, it’s a hangover. Snap out of it.”

    Best line ever.

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    outhousecat
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    FFS. Do these hos live in the projects? Why do they constantly harp about someone having their backs? I’m so sick of these same arguments over and over. And did Lisa get the bitch edit this week or what?? Oh well. At least there was no Taylor. I guess that’s the only thing that made this mess watchable.

    And Fig Newtons!! Thanks Flip. Now I gotta get to the store before it snows tonight. I love those damn things!!

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    labowner
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    How did I go from loving this franchise to eh?

    When did Lisa turn into such a delicate snowflake? It seems to me Lisa has two kinds of people in her life. She seems to tolerate those who have as much or more money than she does and all the rest who she feels greatly benefit by her being in their lives. Outhousecat – Lisa has always been a bitch with a delightful accent.

    Thanks Flip. I thought the blank page was for us to take time and reflect on ourselves, our lives and those who we love.

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    AmyOops
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    Lisa sure as shit did get a completely unfair (IMO) “bitch edit” this ep. Her friendship with Kyle has changed…whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Friendships evolve/transform/slow then pick back up again, etc all the damn time. Me thinks Kyle is just insecure.

    Did anyone else notice when Kyle and Lisa were up on the Eiffel Tower talking they flashed back to Lisa at a reunion show being (rightfully) offended Kyle compared their friendship to a game of chess? Did you see the GI-NORMOUS difference in Lisa’s face?!?

    Girlfriend had some damn fine work done before filming this season. She looked a bit haggard before but now has a youthful, glowing look about her. She’s older than Kyle but I think she looked totes better.

    Oh, I’m finally reading Brandi’s book. It’s not particularly long, so I’m trying to savor it. She fills in a lot of “blanks” and is just hysterical. Her coauthor did a great job helping her. Okay, back to the recap

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    Tadow
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    There are prescription drugs that help addicts stay off harder, less regulated drugs. Suboxone comes to mind right away, which is for opiates. There is another for alcohol, and methadone of course. I’m sure there are others too. I know this because I am a social worker, not an addict

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    Robin
    Posted March 5, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    “Thanks Flip. I thought the blank page was for us to take time and reflect on ourselves, our lives and those who we love.”

    LOL

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    reality
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 6:34 am

    Seeing Adrienne out and about the city was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Poprock
    Posted March 6, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Brandi’s food creation was a big F U, with a hand giving the bird in the middle!