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Johns is belting it out, and Kyle is belting it out too. I have a feeling, though, that Fail is touching herself cuz of him. I hope. Anyway it’s gross. Foster blahs on about music stories, casually throwing in that he’s given tons of houses away to all his ex wives.
It’s mandatory to gather around the piano after dinner, so Fail and Kyle start screeching out Amazing Grace. HAHAH. You was blind and you still is. Don’t sing the song til you’ve found it, bitches!
Foster jokes that they shouldn’t sing with all the pros in the room and tells them to zip it. He’s playing with them, but Fail gets all offended. Ooooh. She’s gonna start telling everyone he’s fucked the whole town. MJ sings Amazing Grace and it’s nice I guess but damn I wish he’d groom. You don’t look artsy. You look poor. Stop it.
He’ll be collecting quarters in that hat waiting for the N train pretty soon.
I don’t think Fail is enjoying the performance.
The next song is Danny Boy. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Fail is pissed that she has to listen to and Irish funeral ditty. She starts getting all dramatic, so Paul asks for a tune change. Russ preferred swing.
Instead of allowing a more upbeat song to play, Yolanda thanks them all for coming and kicks their bony asses out. HAHA! She says that no one shushes her man while he plays piano!! They should be in AWE! Honey, you’ve been married for two years. In four more you’ll be cutting the strings on that baby grand and kicking his controlling ass out the house you drew. Botti plays them out with Oh When the Saints, which seems to be yet another dig at Fail’s dead husband.
Another day, another drama. Lisa is getting ready to go out and have drinks with Ad. Ken’s not happy. He reminds her that Ad is a hideous human being and so is her husband. Lisa doesn’t want awkwardness and is willing to let Ad look fucking stupid on camera again if she’s willing. Lisa says if there is no “sorry” then “this meeting will be as short as she is.” HAH. That was witty but it didn’t rhyme, so Paul won’t be mad. Phew.
Lisa arrives at lunch and looks Ad in the eye. Then she turns into a pillar of salt and the wind takes her.
Check out my ReDub of the trailer for next week’s epi below!