She doesn’t understand why her picture has to be on the cover of the book, and he’s too tactful to explain that less people will pay for a jumbled pile of f words and LeAnne Rimes insults without white trash ass to put it all in context. Otherwise it will just look like one of those refrigerators with adult word magnets spread all over it.
They also need a title. I was about to joke that it would have a bunch of F words, and then B says the actual title: “It’s a Break Up, Not Cancer! How I Got the Fuck Over It! Get the Fuck Over It!” HAHAHAHAH!!!! I LOVE HER!! She’s dead serious. He takes a long pause and tries to explain that the F word can’t be in the title. Wal Mart is full of Christians, yo! He’s not too keen on the word cancer, either. So it will be called “It’s a Break Up Not How I Got the Get the!” Has a ring to it, no?
“LeAnn’s a C**t” is better, but it could still use some finething.
Lisa’s at work, getting some PR for her kinda terrible looking spinoff show. I can already tell you why her restaurant sucks. This guy is wearing a shirt.
Some faux drama about a waitress pissing off a super important agent is going down. Lisa’s trying to get all Joan Collins about it while the waiter attempts to get invisible spots off a glass while remembering his lines. Not a pat the head rub the belly kinda guy. That’s ok. Just rub the belly. MA BELLEH!
Lisa’s up in ahms, dahling! Meh you hired a crew of pretty bimbos, you can’t get mad at them for being stupid. It’s like grounding a bear for catching a fish in its mouth. You should be worried that your husband looks like a gay boy, a gay girl and Phyllis Diller all at the same time.
She has a very serious talk with this chick, who’s name is Stassi. LOL. NO ONE’s name is Stassi. Lisa tells her off for being rude, and Assy whines that this prick called her a stupid bitch. Lisa doesn’t care. I could do without the blatant misogyny of the asshole agent, but he doesn’t seem wrong in this case.
Lisa explains that being a waiter equals slavery until you find the right producer’s wiener to suck, and then she sends Stassi home. Whine. Foot stomp. Teeth sucking. This scene has made me wanna go out and not tip someone out of Assy spite. You know why the service is always top notch at Denny’s? Cuz they hire ugly people.
How many shots do you think this took?