Time for the surgery on Ken’s silent fahts. He’s not scared, and to prove his manhood he wears a bright pink sweater around his shoulders to the hospital.
Super dramatic music plays as Ken goes into surgery. Oh come on ya drama queens! He’s gonna be f…wait. Kyle’s daughter just drove through reception and hit him. WOOPS! That poor car!
Just like that, Ken’s all fixed up! Wait a second. A new hip and a fractured skull from the car and he’s already fine? Isn’t it like five minutes later? Lisa’s in the same damn clothes! I have a feeling the doctor was just trying to make some money to meet the end of the month quota or some shit. Sure enough, Lisa comes in for a dramatic scene and almost faints from the silent bomb.
Dammit Ken! REFUND!
Did Lisa just squeeze his wiener and ask if he can feel it? I can’t take any more of this. FF. The rest of the girls show up and Brandi tells her friend that she doesn’t wanna go anywhere near Ad. Brandi isn’t worried about confrontation, because she doesn’t believe the cast members of a Housewives show would be the type of people to run and tattle tale just to cause drama.
Unfortunately for her, Twitch is in clarity mode and remembers everything. She runs right up to Ad and tattles. Ad starts pulling out her hair in that nervous weave pat. We still don’t know the big secret, but Ad is almost bald by the end of the convo. Then Twitch drops the bombshell and Ad starts saying “LAWSUIT!” over and over again. Whatever it is, it has to be worse than Adrienne telling people Fail’s husband is abusive, as that’s what she was mortified about being sued over last year when she yelled about friends not suing friends.
Kyle, of course, is worried about her lame party being ruined. The F word was mighty offensive last week, but Paul abusively shouting fucking bitch at Brandi this week seems to be ok. The rules on this show are confusing.
So what is this big secret? Make your guesses below. Mine is that Ad is Jimmy Hoffa.
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