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Marisa does exactly what I would do if someone were expecting me to exert energy on a trip where I was supposed to be drinking my face off and bingeing at buffets. She sits her ass down.
She tells us that being sexy is working hard and being able to support yourself, not dancing on a pole like a ho. Internet porn will never agree. Endless videos of women filing do not a boner make. I’m coooommmiiiing! And oh oh godomg yes TAXES FINISHED! Sigh. Cigarette.
Adrienne’s only purpose on this show is to sell hideous shit to the moronic public, so let’s join her at the office where all the magic happens. She shows up to look at all the handbags that were designed for her. Oooooh. What skills, girl!! And people think the only reason you’re a kajillionaire is because your daddy passed down money!
She, of course, makes a crack about how she has a shoe line and now a handbag line, while Brandi is on a pole. Well, if Brandi had hundreds of millions of dollars to pay people to work for her and design for her and sell for her while she sat on her lipo’d ass, she probably would. The big decision of the day is how Ad’s name should be on the logo.
Marissa says she has no idea how to be sexy, so she gives the pole a handjob while adding things in her mind. The rule seems to be that we all feel sorry for her husband at least once an episode.
Kim Twitchards calls when the girls are all in the limo and Kyle answers on speaker. What’s Twitch up to? “The thingy!!” She wants to talk to about her nose job. She’s going in in a couple of hours and wants Kyle to give her strength. Oh and by the way, what happened to Theo from Cosby Show? They went on a date once and he told her she looked like Shirley Temple.
Kyle is offended that Twitch didn’t tell her about the nose job sooner, but when Twitch asks her for a prayer, Kyle agrees to get on her knees the second she sees Ad. Brandi immediately asks if Twitch will be able to medicate after surgery. Hello! Why the hell do you think she’s having it? Kyle shrugs it off and says she’s not worried that the doc will overprescribe the meth.