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The ladies gather for dinner in Vegas. Brandi gives Camille shit about doing a Skinimax porn, and Camille explains that was one cobblestone on a road paved to marrying a multi-millionaire and not having to teach stripper class in her forties. Good point.
Dinner is peaceful and calm, so Brandi brings up Twitch and her medication during a sober period. Jennifer jumps in, because she’s an addiction specialist. LOL. She’s a Dr. Drew hack. Shall we count the celebs under their care who have maintained sobriety? My fingers aren’t working or there AREN’T any.
This gives all the girls license to jump in and voice that Twitch isn’t ready. Too late! She’s got a new nose and some pipe cleaners working on that glass.
Cam, on Kyle’s side now after repairing her completely decimated reputation from season 1, decides to even the “put on the spot” score and says that she’s quiet because she misses melted tupperware face Ad. Yolanda says that Ad leaving herself out was her own choice. “Periut!” Kyle whines that there are so many memories of Ad in Vegas! Like the time she took them there to promote the Palms! Or when she took them there to promote the VIP room at the Palms! Or when she lovingly showed off the restaurants at the Palms!! Hopefully, Ad can make new memories for you guys at the child manned purse factory in China one day.
Brandi stays calm and says that it all started when she refused to go along with Ad’s plan to attack Lisa at the reunion. She makes Jennifer tell the whole story so she can’t get sued. Jennifer, who apparently heard the whole thing on speakerphone, agrees with her version and adds that Brandi was also on the phone with Cam talking about what Ad wanted her to do.
Cam claims that she just said “speak your truth”, which is such a douchey LA retard thing to say. Lisa won’t let her stop there and tells her to finish. To us, Lisa claims that Cam knew about the plan to gang up on her, but Cam denies it. Cam denies it again at the table and scolds that now she’s getting real mad. Ooooh. She starts getting super pissy and says “I can handle you, but I will not stand for it!” LOL. Get one of the ten nannies on it! She gets up and leaves.
Kyle runs out to bring her back because it gives Kyle more time to not have to have a storyline. Cam comes back to the table and says that she was put on the spot. Everyone has their own perception of things! That’s a nice way to admit to being a liar, I guess. She tells Lisa that she knew Ad was mad about Lisa not throwing Pandy’s bachelorette party at the Palms. Oh Lord!! Deflecting with this expired ass bs? Come on now! Why don’t you just start whining about Frasier’s limp dick and hairy back and really take us back a year. Move on, bitches! PLEASE!
Lisa groans and Brandi says that that argument was silly because Ad only owns 2 percent of the Palms anyway. HAHAH. Kyle calls her mean, which is Kyle’s other word for “poor”. Lisa tries to bring up when Ad threw her under the bus at the reunion and Kyle rolls her eyes and tells her to stfu about that already. Lisa wonders why Kyle will only stick up for Ad. Oh, Lisa. Get richer.
Kyle hasn’t completely covered Ad’s cornhole with saliva yet, so she says that Brandi should stop spreading lies and start telling the truth about her own nosejob. HAHAHAH!! I love how Kyle is so above it all. Then Cam, still rattled, accuses Lisa of not owning SUR. Jesus. Was the title “Dumb Bitches With Mic Packs” already taken? That’s it. I’m using that title for my new TLC rip off show.
Ad’s child if she had bothered to carry.
What’s Ken doing all alone at home? Not combing his wig, that’s for damn sure.