RHOBH Recap: Stand By Your Man(‘s Commission)

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   SquareHead
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 1:44 am

   Love it Flipit! A week without Taylor is only topped by two weeks in a row! Adrienne is able to drag herself from her fainting couch even though she almost died while watching another woman birth her babies to appear on screen and scare me. She is so Patty Simpson, without the style and lilting voice. Yolanda deserves a medal for speaking for the masses and telling Kyle and Cammie to shut their pie holes and stop kissing A’s ass already! Kim….sigh. Brandi really has been doing a great job of counting to 10 before she speaks but I love that she casually tossed out the Palms is owned by someone else. Hahahaha. This season bores the crap out of me but you Flipit never let me down!

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   Classy Drunk
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 4:55 am

   This episode was fantastic! Yoli’s attitude towards the whole situation is spot on. It’s Ad’s choice not to come around and why can’t we just stfu about this. I loved it!

   I’m glad someone finally said it. Ad can’t even be considered an owner because of how little she owns of the Palms. Unless we are going with the whole stock holders are owners too type of thing. If that’s the case I own Apple! Suck it Steve Jobs (too soon?)

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   Derek Hazelton
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 6:53 am

   Lisa seemed so pathetic to me. For a woman who prides herself on being strong and telling it like it is needs Kyle, of all people, to defend her? Bitch, please! I just wish Lisa would admit that she thought Kyle and her were better friends than it turned out to be instead of begging her for some sort of a defense.

   I have to agree with Yolanda, but she is going to have to get used to rehashing the same arguments over and over again if she wants to remain on the cast.

   Brandi needs to learn that lobbing bombs and revealing secrets doesn’t equate to “being honest.” She’s a vicious gossip and I kind of hope Adrienne takes her last little bit of money and her tract home in the lawsuit.

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   Classy Drunk
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 7:01 am

   @derek, Lisa has said she thought she and Kyle were better friends but she said some things last season and realized that they weren’t. I get where she is coming from though, every time the argument comes up Kyle is quick to defend Ad, but when Ad was saying mean things about Lisa Kyle was on mute. So every time the argument comes up Lisa is reminded of that issue. And Yoli is reminded that she wants them to shut up.

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   ww
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 8:13 am

   A great recap, as always, but the picture of “Ad’s child if she had given birth” made me laugh out loud!

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   MrsRogerSterling
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 8:53 am

   Did anyone notice Yolanda when Kyle answered the phone call from Kim in the limo? She turned to the person on her left and mouthed “Is she drunk?” Poor Kim. What a mess!!

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   thisbuggs4u
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 9:22 am

   My hubby was “watching” this with me last night. Well not so much the whole episode, just the first few minutes when Kyle and Lisa were on the pole. He was like WTF, old people trying to strip? That is just wrong. I told him, no they are taking a class…he said that is still wrong. So then I asked him, “what if I told you I took a pole dancing class?” He then then said to me, “I would love to see that on film.” We had a good laugh last night! Some days I can barely walk down the stairs with out falling, so me pole dancing will never happen!

   I am with Yoli, Kyle needs to STFU about Ad. She is always asking Brandi about it. And really why get so pissed about Ad’s 2% ownership? The whole world knows they don’t own the Palms 100%. The Maloofs are greedy MOFO’s! The Investment Group in Seattle that is tying to buy the Kings, said they would put 30 mil down once the deal was signed…Both parties signed, and now the Maloofs are trying to find investors in Sacramento…I think last Friday was the deadline for the 30 mil down payment….Seems like the Maloof’s aren’t as well off as they want us to believe.

   Next week looks interesting. Is this another tea party with Lisa? Cause during Vanderpump Rules she was getting ready for a Tea Party and used 2 guys from SUR to bar tend…

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   Kaitysmom
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 10:29 am

   “She tells us that being sexy is working hard and being able to support yourself, not dancing on a pole like a ho. Internet porn will never agree. Endless videos of women filing do not a boner make.” I love ya Flipit, but seriously – the only image that comes to you of a woman working is a woman filing? You do realize that women actually can do more than secretarial work now, right? (Not that there’s nothing wrong with secretarial work). Sorry – that bugged me!

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   labowner
   Posted February 5, 2013 at 11:29 am

   38 fucking minutes is all we get of this show?

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    ChaCha
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 11:39 am

    Kyle heinie smooches Ad, even when Ad isn’t around, because Kyle and Mauricio need Ad’s seemingly deep pockets. That will never change.

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    wow
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Did I hallucinate or did Yolanda say she didn’t drink in one episode? Just curious b/c they made a point of showing the bartender telling Kyle she was drinking tequila and it looked like Yolanda felt a bit exposed.

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    labowner
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 11:57 am

    Oh my fucking gawd – again let’s get together, drink, bring some one up and then have Brandi blurt something out – it’s the truth. God this shit is so fucking old.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    But why do they feel like they don’t bring it up? Kyle’s brought it up, Maurico brought it up, Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick brought it up. Then they get surprise when Brandi mouth’s off. Well yes because she is attempting to defend herself. She knows that she mispoke and wants to leave it alone.

    But I don’t blame her for anything she’s said after she received papers from Ad’s lawyer. If we are not friends (especially if you sue me) then I’ll probably said many more hurtful things because I have no loyalty to you. Not out of spite but just because you are just as insignificant to me as any other reality star that I snark on.

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    P
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    Flipit, as always your recap better than the episode. I finally figured out Kyle’s fashion fail attempts, she tries to wear the same clothes as her niece, Paris. Too bad she’s 4 inches too short, 1 foot too wide and 20 years too old! Yuck. What a stick in mud-Marisa was on this trip. For whining about wanting to get away, she put no effort and obsessed about a stain, uptight, poor Dean. Maloof- disgusting, incredible her face doesn’t melt right off. Did you see her chef Bernie is being sued by Paul aka Maloof’s ex for character assination, selling stories to the media, and Maloof has been quoted this week comparing herself to Demi Moore and Madonna, “a trendstarter” dating younger men. Gag!

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    Drit-er
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    So puttyface Ad is po’d because Lisa didn’t play the game by promoting Ad’s business ventures? Maloof Hoof is surely branded into every watcher’s brain, but that’s not the reason to avoid those butt-ugly hoofers of hers.

    Then, Pandy doesn’t pick the Palms for her bachelorette party. Ad probably made a deal with the Palms to have it showcased on the show, which is why she got the star treatment when she went there.

    Some friendship they had. The fact that Lisa’s the breakout is just killing Ad – and Kyle.

    Oh, and Camille’s a snake. She said on the reunion last year that Ad wanted to meet with them to strategize a Lisa gangup. What a twit.

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    Anita
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Ronnie you’re hilarious! Thanks for this great recap!!!

    I love how Camille recycles the infamous “we don’t say that he hit…” in your redub, genius!

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    KarenVC
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    I need to know if Kim has an AA sponsor. If she does, then I have to say she is the worst sponsor ever! Typically in the first 356 days of sobriety, it is suggested that you don’t make any big decisions…such as sign-up for a reality show, have a major (elective) surgery that may require pain medication. I have wanted to believe Kim is sober..but seeing her these past few episodes, I have my doubts.

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    TWhit
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    I would like to take a moment to address Kim’s “drawer.”

    How much sheeeet Kim GOT in her “drawer”? She pulls out vibes, electric cigarettes, “I found it in my drawer.” She got drawer munchkins? WTF? Them ghosties coming down her chimney leave her pressies like fricken SANTA?

    My fave quote from the night is from Kyle over the 2% thing. “It doesn’t matter if its the truth or not, you don’t say it out loud.” HELL YES YOU DO. AND SAY IT ON TV.

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    featherhead
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    I had to laugh on WWHL, Maurico regifted the bottle of gin that Ken refused to Andy. The ladies don’t want to talk about Ad but yet they always bring her up. How come the only time I’ve seen Ad smile is when Paul’s in pain? She is one sick twisted bitch!

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    Miss Molly
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    It’s so hard to watch Paul try and accommodate that shrew – doing her nails in his office when she knows he hates the smell? Having his back hair zapped for her? Putting up with her incessant eye rolls, deep sighs and picking arguments with him in front of his staff? Bitch GTFO.!!

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    labowner
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Oh Lisa – look at how your staff at SUR treats you. You claim Stassi is good friends with Pandora. Start opening your eyes and look around. That is why people doubt your integrity.

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    annie
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    Ugh…….I’m with ya, Lab.

    so tired of Brandi opening her clown mouth, spilling secrets, then saying “oops! (Giggle) Oh well, it’s the truth and I speak my mind!” followed by “why does everyone hate me?”

    EVERY
    FREAKIN
    EPISODE.

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    Robin
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    Perhaps it is because in Every Freakin Episode the shrews around her feel the need to put her on the spot and tell her how out of line she is. They even brought corruptess Faye to poke at her and, of course who can forget Maurice putting his girly pants on, screamed at Brandi and ADMITTED that he knew she was being sued; but when he wasn’t sued..oh ok, he was, he just picked up the phone and it was all cool. Ugh!

    It is no suprise to me that she feels defensive. I also tend to think that she is fighting a losing battle monetarily against these folks, they know it and she knows it. She is simply trying to take up for herself the only way she can against these people. They live in secrecy and outward appearences are worth a whole bunch to them. Brandy is just calling them out. It is her only weapon against a lawsuit.

    Ad Nauseam seems to forget the truth is worth more than $ in a lawsuit like this. If she takes this to court, it will be a matter of public record. Doubt she wants that.

    Brandi had to take $10,000 out of her limited funds to start fighting this. It is a drop in the bucket for these women but it looks to Brandi like you took funds that would have been better suited for her kids. No wonder she is fighting back!

    Robin

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    Robin
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    PS, I betcha Brandi’s $10,000 lawyer told her that AdNauseam only owned 2%. Keep telling the truth, Brandi. It will serve them right. And it will continue to piss them off because you are getting them where it hurts. You have the upper hand.

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    Polk8dot
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    @11 – @wow
    Yoli had a scene in one of her first episodes in which she talked about absenting herself from any alcohol as a necessary prerequisite for some Swiss cosmetic procedure having to do with transplanting/injections of placental stem cells. She said the procedure demanded 3 months of abstinence in order to not jeopardize the results. She never claimed to not be a drinker. She actually mentioned drinking wine several times with Lisa and other ladies.
    At the bar in Las Vegas, she was conpletely comfortable telling Vyle that she’s drinking Tequila. She even put her glass in front of Vyle so she could try it,which of course prompted that fake ho to pretend like she NEVER EVER IN HER LIFE EVER drank or tasted it. What I think Yo was taken aback by was the fact that Vyle openly PRETENDED to not know what tequila tasted like.
    Yoli has no qualms admitting to her actions, and I can’t see her ever hiding what she’s doing or drinking, simply because she is not ashamed of what she does and drinks. Only people ashamed of themselves or aware of their own wrongdoing will try to cover up.
    Lets talk about Vyle for a moment though. This was her typical shit-stirring play. She would not ask the women personally what they were drinking; nooooo, she DEMANDED the bartender tell her who drank what. How snicky, petty, fake and obnoxious that bi!@h is, urghhhh>

    Ad is a disgusting piece of shit! She is that type of person whom I CAN NOT STAND for anything, the one who does all kinds of dirty tricks, suspects everybody else of playing dirty tricks on them, because hello, that’s what they do. And generally turn around every single horrid thing they do and say and accuse everybody else of doing or saying it. Her attacks on Paul, on Lisa, on Brandi are just sick! She clearly can’t help being a giant C-word. And the worst part is the obvious pleasure and enjoyment she derives from trying to destroy others, be it Lisa, Brandi, or her own ex husband – father of her kids!

    Brandi has been turned into a beatting boy this season. In every single episode the cows manage to turn on her, to offend her, to slander her, to treat her like a 5-year-old who was bad. I say Fu@k that!!! She is an adult, she has the right to say what she thinks, and to defend herself. The fact that Ad is now completely trying to destroy her reputation, her earning potential and her family (via custody situation), while openly exhibiting such sick and perverted pleasure in doing it makes her a total PRICK!

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    too-old-to-care
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 3:07 am

    I thought Twitch’s list of questions for the doctor was going to be your best line this recap but then you threw in THIS ONE.

    HA. You know this is being filmed, right?

    It isn’t nice to make an old person laugh so hard they have to change their undies. Thanks a bunch.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 5:23 am

    Was there a 70% off sale on jumpsuits in BH?!?!!? Kyle…you do not look good in a jumpsuit? There are plenty of things you can wear that you would look beautiful in, but a jumpsuit is NOT one of them. If you are short with stumpy legs then a jumpsuit is not your friend. I could see making this mistake once but I believe you’ve wore a jumpsuit EVERY DAYUM EPISODE. Cut it out! (Yes I made the Uncle Joey hand gestures)

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    sardini
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:54 am

    There was nothing wrong with Twitch’s nose. She got the operation so that she could get pain pills prescribed. I’ve heard of addicts breaking limbs or other wreckless behavior to get their fix. I’m pretty sure Kyle knows this, and Jennifer from Sober House DEFINITELY knows this, but at this point only Twitch can save Twitch.

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    labowner
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:24 am

    Robin Brandi has zero problem spending money on plastic surgery so I am not buying this whoa pity me I have no money to fight Adrienne crap. Maybe if she learned to keep her mouth shut, she wouldn’t be getting sued, but no she keeps flappin her gums. She is getting what she deserves.

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    labowner
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:28 am

    Sardini I don’ t want to think that about Kim. I am rooting for her.

    Yolanda admitted they finally found out she has Lyme disease. I hope she is getting better as I have heard Lyme disease is a bitch when not caught in time.

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    SarahRita
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:36 am

    Kyle is absolutely the biggest hypocrite, and as soon as someone calls her out she makes low blows. Ad is a pathetic excuse for a human being. I cannot stand these two.

    Kudos to Yoli for calling out Kyle, good thing she has more money than all of them so she doesn’t have to worry about a lawsuit. I am surprised Kim didn’t get sued by Ad for not using Paul as her plastic surgeon.

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    Gypsy
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:52 am

    @Classy, cosign on JUMPSUITGATE!

    Vyle “StubbyChubby” Richards needs to get a stylist and stop thunder poaching Chrissy Snow’s wardrobe from the 70′s.

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    Wills
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 10:35 am

    @Classy, @Gypsy I third jumpsuit gate…jumpsuits are TERRIBLE. A list celebrities like Kerry Washington and Jennifer Lawrence have all tried to make jumpsuits work and they just DO NOT!

    I also agree with Karen, where is Kim’s sober coach/sponsor? Having elective surgery within a few months of getting sober is probably not a great life choice. From that Sandra Bullock movie…there was a scene about getting a plant for a year, then a fish for a year, then a dog for a year, and if they all survive THEN you can think about dating (or something to that effect) so yeah hanging out with your bitchy, judgy sister, being on a reality show and getting a nose job just seems like a bad idea.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:36 am

    @Wills, @gypsy, @ClasSay, hey, jumpsuits are lovely and flattering. Essential to every woman’s wardrobe, especially accessorized with a contrasting bungee cord. In Kyle’s case, just a titch too long?

    Ooooh bad Snowshoecat. Baaaaaad kitty.

    *hangs head*

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    KJN
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:40 am

    What I don’t get about Kim’s nose job is, why now? It didn’t affect her career, at least when she was younger. It gave her face a little bit of character, made her recognizable. If you’ve already broken into showbiz/acting, all of that, just leave well enough alone. Look at what happened to Jennifer Grey…

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    Sam
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:56 am

    SaraRita: “I am surprised Kim didn’t get sued by Ad for not using Paul as her plastic surgeon.” haha

    Haven’t seen this show; where I am in Canada, we are two shows behind–just had the Moroccan resto one.

    OMG that Faye Rancid. Self-important, rude, asshole to the max; after the dinner party (an what a fugly DR! except the drapes looked pretty but painted brick and tacky bamboo mirror from a dorm?) I just go back to my crossword when she’s on. Just cannot be arsed now that I’ve gotten over the Holy WTF? of her face. Oh, wait. Paul must have done that. eeeuuuuwwww. Really though, I just skim over her now; she’s less interesting than Failor and who’d have thought THAT possible?

    Flipit you are a genius and so funny you have me reading the recaps two weeks before episode air dates; thank you for that!

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    Robin
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    Gosh Labowner,

    Are you mad at me? Or Brandi? Or both of us?

    Robin

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    labowner
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    Goodness no Robin. I’m just so tired of the retread of Brandi playing the victim.

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    SMH
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    I just happened on this episode on TV. They just wheeled Kim into the OR. Is it concerning to anyone else that they taped a piece of paper with “keep OR door closed” on the door? Seems like they should be able to afford a permanent plastic sign. I don’t know…

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    Robin
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    @Labowner,

    Happy to hear that ;}

    In that case, I will wait to talk to you about how she was victimized and the only time she has ever said shit about anyone was after they came after her. All the way back to when the skanks hid her crutch. What kind of people do that? Yes, she said that Twitch was twitching AFTER they put their fingers in her face and she was seriously jumped while that stupid chick who invited her, in the designer everything, jumped around like she had just won the reality tv lottery.

    They showed her what kind of people they were on that first episode and she knew she was going to be the whipping post. They sue her, they gang up on her, they invite people that are not a Housewife to critique her, they allow the husband to go apeshit on her.

    It was also pretty pissy that AdNauseum, a supposed Mother thought it was a good idea to sue a single Mom. Yes, Brandi got plastic surgery, but she made Eddie pay for it. Smart.

    I know you are tired of hearing that Brandi is a victim. I am tired of folks victimizing her and expect her to just shut up and take it.

    Take care, Robin

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    SquareHead
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    Labowner, I always take a lazer pointer with me to highlight braless nipples, doesn’t everybody? And if a small boy were to pee on my grass I would rub his nose in it, like all responsible adults would. And nothing makes me go off like someone speaking the truth in my presence, its just not natural. Husbands and friends telling a horrible person just how horrible she is because I don’t have the balls to say it to their face is the only way to go. If you speak the truth about me you are damn right I will sue your ass and slander you on national TV, its the right thing to do. Don’t you agree? Brandi sure can’t take a joke, right?

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    Robin
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    No pile on allowed. .

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    Rosemary's Baby
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 5:17 am

    Jesus, it’s Vegas. And you’re getting paid to be there. Just drink too much, eat too much, lose too much $, wear slutty clothes, and have some F’ING FUN!

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 5:47 am

    I’m glad you said it Rosemary’s baby. I just went to Vegas last week and did those very things…well of course I wasn’t paid to be there but that’s neither here nor there.

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    Rosemary's Baby
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 7:46 am

    Right on, Classy Drunk!

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    yummy
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    Those women are so upset that they can no longer pretend to be better and more powerful than they actually are now that Brandi is spilling their secrets. Why is it “mean” to say Ad only owns 2% of the Palms? Because she wants the world to think she owns it 100% even though she doesn’t? I don’t understand these bitches.

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    labowner
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    Classy did you at least win some money? Maybe at the Palms? Or am I violating the “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”.

    One wonders why they allow so many cameras there then if that is their mantra. Can someone get me Vegas tourism on the phone please?

    Yummy was Adrienne ever that powerful in the business world, or were her brothers playing nice for the sake of the family? I had heard of the Maloofs before RHOBH, but I always thought it was just two brothers, had no idea they had a sister. I also live in northern California and before that Chicago, so I don’t know if people in southern California know her.

    Thanks Robin.

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    Angela
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 11:09 am

    I remain completely puzzled as to exactly who would buy the Hoof’s line of shoes or purses. Seriously who are these people?

    And further, Kyle needs to STFU already. Hearing her recount the Vegas dinner to Kim was pure comedy. Kyle didn’t bring it up, Kyle just wanted to stay out of it. Bitch please, as Flip said, you do know they are filming this, right?

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    Mimo
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 11:15 am

    Way back when this started, I tried to do some research on the ones I didn’t know. Daddy Maloof is the one who made most of the big bucks. He was the Southwest distributor for Coors and some other less known beers. They started to branch out and bought a casino in Vegas. Only had it a couple of years before they sold it, but made a cool 100 million dollars. They then invested the money in building the Palms (which they owned 100%). When the Palms started to go under, they sold the distributing company to pour money into the Palms to try to save it. They were unsuccessful and I think the banks and other people stepped in and basically foreclosed. All they were left with was a 2% interest. In addition to the basketball team, the brothers have branched out into music and film. They kept threatening to move the team but the NBA finally stepped in and said “No, you owe too much money to the city”.

    Just as an aside – I don’t think Brandi so much “blurted out” the 2% ownership (it wasn’t much of a secret if someone like me knew it) as Brandi was trying to say “She only owns 2% – why was Adrienne so mad that the bachlorette party was at the Hard Rock?”

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    COCK!!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    Has it been mentioned that Adrienne admitted to the surrogacy in Life&Style?

    http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/150528/adrienne_maloof_admits_using_surrogate

    Apparently she used a surrogate for the twins after complications with the birth of her first son. But she still feels like it was Brandi’s fault. I wish she would realize that had she not threatened Miss Andy with a lawsuit, he may have cut the entire scene and edited around it. But he gave us just not enough to force her to reveal her hand. Genius!

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    Hantz Down
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 7:58 pm

    I don’t get the shock and awe when Brandi mentioned the 2% ownership. If it is fact, why is it so horrible to mention. It came out in discussion when someone reminded Lisa that Ad was pissed that Pandora didn’t choose the Palms for her bachelorette party. Why is that Lisa’s fault anyway? She was just a guest at her daughter’s party. But the gasps and pearl clutching when Brandi said that Ad owns only 2% is something that I don’t get. But it was ok for Camille to lie to say that Lisa didn’t own SUR (she owns 51%). I guess they stopped with the positive edit for Camille.