RHOBH Recap: STFU

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   Deguy123
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 6:25 am

   I was shocked at Brandi and Kim’s convo! I think they actually might have some things in common. Ad and her \SOMEONE IS CRYing\ deserved the STFU comment by Brandi. As much as Kim was a hot mess last season i did like her speeach and feel like she is really trying. It seems hard for her so Brandi saying she knows and its married like the other girls sorta spoke that Brandi does have a caring side.

   I swear these women act like they do nothing wrong and when Brandi does something it’s the end of the world. TAYLOR was a drunk mess all last season but she seems to forget that also.

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   Loulee
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 6:56 am

   I love you, Flipit. Your recaps are always the best cuz you speak the truth but make it so funny. True colors are going to come out this season methinks.

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   SurrealGirl
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 7:07 am

   Adrianne looks especially waxy this season. I think her face is going to melt any day now.

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   giffordsaz
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 7:36 am

   I love your fast recaps. It should be the standard!!

   I, for the life of me, am trying to figure out why Twitch speaks less clear when she is sober. I swear she needs subtitles worse than the whole Honey Boo Boo Clan. First I thought Braces or Retainers…. now I am watching for total dentures brought about by excessive Meth use. Please help me figure this out.

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   Polk8dot
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 7:48 am

   Kyle has finally jumped the shark this season and let her truly gross, insecure, hideous inside shine for all to see. Her comments, in TH and to the other women, about Lisa – URRRGGGHHH!!!
   Bitch, please! I can’t understand how Lisa still is friends with this one. Vyle is the most lying, back-stabbing, fair weather ‘friend’ you can ever wish not to meet.
   She does not realize it, but when she makes those horrid, ‘snarky’ (eyeroll**), condescending, CATTY comments about Lisa, her face turns into a mask of pure unadulterated hatered, jealousy and spite. FUG!

   As for Failor calling Brandi ‘toxic’ – WTF??? Is this skank for real? No, Brandi does not ‘start something every time we’re together’. YOU DO!! Tramp! Gosh, I hope she breakes her face this season, and soon. That’s the only thing that would make my having to look at and listen to her acceptable.

   Adrienne – no, Lisa did not owe you an apology. Being funny and witty is not the same as backstabbing and character assassination in a public forum, you trashy hag. And Lisa was waaaaaay too gracious in accepting your faux apology, you self-absorbed windbag. And just because you keep comparing your hideous self to her does not make you her equal as a ‘businesswoman, mother, wife and friend’. I guess it is great to have a paid stuff who will always tell you what you want to hear. It’s when you start believing in everything they say that the problems start. But that ship has sailed long ago…

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   Eliz
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 7:55 am

   DYING at “dd was forced to ride in a crate tied to the top of the SUV”- LOL to the max… Lisa and Brandi are my fave across the whole damn franchise

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   cherrylipgloss
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 9:12 am

   Yolando has nice front doors.

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   Margo
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 9:29 am

   I find Kim easy to understand as far as not being slurry. I can make out the words just fine. She pauses too much, though, gropes around for words; you can see the wheels turning and in the end anxiety takes over and renders her inarticulate. But, I think the slurry stuff is just as addictive in characterization of her as what Kim’s journey was/is about.

   She’ll be boring now if she stays on the sober side of that journey but I want her to be happy so much that I don’t care. She’s the only one I would sacrifice, everyone else needs to find their itch seed and entertain me.

   Fine job as always, Flippit. Don’t ever change.

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   reality
   Posted November 27, 2012 at 11:44 am

   If they do a remake, Yolanda could do Krystal Carrington from Dynasty. It seems she did a reality show that was filmed for Dutch audiences in the past two years or so…wonder what that was like?

   Love how Brandi complimented Kim for raising her children well.

   Kudos on the quick post–wish more could be that way, but know it’s hard.

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    Man, I wanted to jump through the tv last night and slap Ad across her waxy face!! Kim and Brandi were actually having a nice conversation. I can understand where they both were coming from. I totally get why Kim started to cry. You can’t really say,” I don’t want to talk about this”, and the only thing that happens is tears. Then you are to busy crying to say, “no, please, it is just to hard”. I am also happy that Brandi said she was sorry again. Do I think they are both Hot messes? Damn skippy!!

    Looks like next week, Kyle is going to show her lady bits again!

    Lisa is getting a spin off? Damn you Andy! Another show to suck me into, you bastard!

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    labowner
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Anyone else find it quaint that Yolanda rang the bell and waited for someone to answer?

    Sorry, but I love this journey Kim is on. Nice to see the lights turn on and off. I think she struggles for words because she is aware people are watching and judging her behavior.

    Branid, just because you are the tell it like it is type, doesn’t mean you always have to. You could tone it down, take someone aside etc.

    Not sure how I am feeling about Lisa. Someone please remind me what happened between her and Kyle that she is so catty to her. Thanks in advance.

    Where is the newbie? Why wait this long to introduce her?

    Andy Cohen was a guest on Jay Mohr’s podcast. Wasn’t long enough, but he did admit to wanting to do a three-some with Slave and Jo.

    Flipit – I am so ashamed I laugh at your photo caption of ongdongachinglisasucksbawlsdongalong every damn time. I am so PC incorrect.

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    Mimo
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    @ Lab – little confused. I’ve haven’t noticed Lisa being catty to Kyle. Kyle tried to set up a dinner so that Lisa and Adrianne could “resolve their differences”, but Lisa graciously declined. On the off chance that you meant Lisa and Adrianne – at last year’s reunion show Ad accused Lisa of selling stories to a tabloid. Lisa denied it and Ad all but called her a liar. Lisa was really insulted and hadn’t spoken to her since.

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    Foofoo
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Golly! I can’t stand the almond, Adrianne!! She and Kyle seem to have the same strategy for more airtime. If I just use the people around me such as cooks, drunks(Taylor) and sisters to stir up the drama then I’ll act like I’m above it all and get more camera time for my witty observations I’ve been writing in my head for the last year. They are so boring with their inability to ever be genuine.
    But I think Adrianne has always been the worst. She tries to come off as this hardworking great package in which we will literally run to buy the same shoes she walks the earth in but in reality she is just a SW brat who’s brothers and self are just living off Daddy’s money in tackiest ways possible! Fact, Ad’s bank took the largest bank bailout. Fact, Adianne’s heavy invested in prison for profit business. Fact, Sacramento Kings are one of the poorest funded NBA teams. Fact, one of Adrianne’s companies is the largest contributor to fighting medical marijuana and legalization measures. They feel it would damage their liquor sales.
    So just having to watch that moon-face run around acting like her crap doesn’t stink, maks me ill.
    I really think Adrianne and Kyle should take that drunk duck and leave. They all seem like they are trying so hard to convince us they are something they aren’t. Like thoughtful human beings.

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    labowner
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Mimo no it was more about this episode when she got catty and mentioned there is another accent you can do. Everyone at the table shut up – or it was edited to look that way.

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    AmyOops
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    @giffordsaz: Noooo. Long recaps = more content = woo hook!!

    Dammit, Flipit, Taylor was nothing but sweet this episode and she got picked on lol. I’m gonna laugh my ass off if she and your girl Brandy become buds as very gently touched upon in the preview for next week.

    Brandy does need to filter a bit more, I agree, but I still think she’s a fucking trip.

    Oh, and Flipit, why all the Ad hate? I don’t care one way or another for her (and totes agree the “hoof” thing was innocent fun), but she’s the villain (or at least one of ‘em) this season and I don’t recall if that is because of the tablod comment or something I missed. I’m just delighted the spotlight is off of
    Taylor…for now, anyway.

    I would SO be in line to buy Brandy’s tell all/memoir. I hope it gets published. Anyone else who would buy it?

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    thisbuggs4u
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    I would by it, or at least borrow it from the library.

    Did anyone notice what Taylor said about that house they were staying in? Something along the lines of she can’t wait to move in or something….And no Taylor, Brandi doesn’t always bring down a party, mostly it is you and Ad. In this instance, I don’t think Brandi did anything wrong. She was just having a “normal” conversation with Kim. Maybe she shouldn’t have said “fuck” at the dinner table. But who are we kidding here….

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    annie
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    I am loving sober Kim I’m so happy for her, and I hope she sticks with it. I also think her being slightly harder to understand now is because she’s lost her filter (booze) so she chooses her words carefully, and actually thinks about what she’s saying now (ahem, thinking back to the “Slut Pig” comment)

    Man, as much as these ladies pretend to be “normal” sometimes, they sure know how to bitch, whine, moan and carry on about having a twin bed and sharing a room. Moments like that really make me hate these bitches. That, and when Mauricio goes shirtless….GRRRRRR.

    And, was it just me or did Brandi look ten times better in normal life, outside of the photoshoot? She looked gorgeous visiting her friend, in the limo, and at dinner.

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    annie
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    ** edit, I mean Kim HAS a filter now, the booze was her filter-less self which allowed her to speak freely and drunkly, and ……..aww hell you know what I mean.

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    Miss Molly
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    I can’t believe how wrinkled Brandi’s thumb is. No wonder Cibrian dumped her.

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    Whatever
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 9:55 pm

    I still don’t really like Kim. Or any of them, save for Lisa and Brandi.

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    paris1stclass
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 12:04 am

    I love me some Brandi in this episode. I will be friends with anyone who admits to drinking and lexipro during a tough time. Come sit on my couch!

    Medicated and motivated is what I always say!

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 6:55 am

    So STFU isn’t ok but SLUT PIG is Kyle. Took you what 3 episodes before the mean girl came back out.

    Also why is everyone mad at Brandi for what Kyle called out on season 1? Also #TEAMBRANDI

    Onto reading….

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    cherrylipgloss
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 7:42 am

    yes @gypsy, kyle was first and foremost in calling out her own sister. I believe her exact words were “you’re a liar and an alcoholic” as she fought to smack her with her purse. now STFU kyle….you’re the worst of the bunch!

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    Wills
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 8:14 am

    @annie, I thought the same thing. Brandi might be one of the few ladies on the show that look better au naturel. The makeup at the photoshoot was TOO much and made her look older than she is. Also, I think Kim had fillers from Paul about 20 minutes before they left for Ojai…her face looked overly puffy but then seemed less swollen throughout the episode.

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 8:38 am

    Everyone’s comments are spot on and Failor is such an asshole about talking shit about Brandi, Fail was the one who had to be kicked out of Brandi’s wine tasting last year for her 10000000000th breakdown, and, AND I love how she hinted she would be happy to move right in to Ojai house.

    I screamed ” YEAH YOU WOULD YOU GRIFTER!” Gypsy BF was amused.

    I love how Yoli-mullet said the house was ‘cute’. Get over yourself lady.

    Can we start a ” New Weave for Ad” Fund? She needs one badly. She’s the new Asshole.

    Also, that apology scene was done in multiple edits, Lisa hair changed more than Failors mood swings.

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    labowner
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 9:34 am

    Annie I too thought Brandi looked not so great all done up for the photos. I believe because she doesn’t often cake on makeup the look was to severe.

    Cherry as bad as it was I was okay with Kyle calling out her sister. That is family. I believe Brandi heard from other women (not on the show) that what she said to Kim was not cool. I believe she has been filled in on Kim’s back story and understands some of her deeper issues. I am really glad they included that talk between Kim and Brandi. I believe Brandi was lashing out in misplaced hate/anger when she said that stuff about Kim. If it wasn’t for Brandi’s wild ways (freely drinking) I think those two could be good friends.

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    AmyOops
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    @Gypsy: While pointedly ignoring all the Taylor hate in your comment I totally had to say I thought the same thing about the “cute” comment! WTF is this persnickety twat’s malfunction?

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    Dutchiedevil
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    Man, it stinks that we cannot watch this show here. Maybe now Yoli is on the show, one of our networks will pick it up.

    @Reality, as far as I can make out from these recaps, Yolande was the same on the show we saw as she is on RHOBH. We saw the preparations for the wedding, when her mother and sister came to visit. We saw her throw parties for famous people. I worry for her back, because she must throw it out a lot for all the name dropping she does.

    I do think her American vocab is a little limited for all the time she has lived in The States and her eksent is ferry ferry bed. But because of the limited vocab she has no other words for the house than cute. Also, the Dutch taste in interior design differs a great deal from the American, so it might be she really did not like it…..

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    kthxbai
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Ad’s just mad because she’s too cheap to change all the tags and ads and stuff on her shoe line.

    But I bet Lisa would’ve told her to call it Maloof Hoof back before she’d had any of it printed up. If Ad would’ve asked her.

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    @AmyOops I respect your difference of opinion. I just hate Failor and I hate hypocrites (which she tipfies) more. She is the pot calling Brandi the kettle; black.

    How much did we see her stir shit about Brandi’s comment at the Villa Blanca taken out of context and also see her call Brandi her Nemesis? For what exactly? Such a strong word.

    Thank you @Dutchie I can see your point however, I do not agree. I think she was making a backhanded comment about the residence. If she can articulate that the women should be able to discuss things like civilized women at dinner she can find a better word than cute for the Ojai place. She seems very in control of what she is doing at all times which also begs the questions why does she stay sober and detest drinking as she does? Doth she protest too much? Hmmmmm…

    I also wonder who Kim’s ‘friend’ is that arranged this. Was it Kathy? Was it her sponsor? Bravo? Very interesting. Again, I will say it…after a certain point on a substance your mental ‘elastic’ does not snap back as tight as it used to. Kim’s pauses are the effects of having her grey matter blown. In other words, she’s permenantly wet brained IME but, I am happy that she is recovering.

    For whomever mentioned it above, I would read Brandi’s book. I bet that girl can dish…ghost written or not.

    So not takers on the Weave fund? Pity…

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    Robin
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    Wonderful recap, of course.

    Geesh! Notice the difference in the pics of Kim and Kyle?

    I think the second shot of a plastic surgeon standing next to Kyle is the difference.

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    labowner
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Rant on

    Fuck you editors/producers. How did we go from Kim’s daughter attending prom to Kim’s and Yolanda’s kids going back to school within a week? We haven’t had the white party yet which happens at the end of June. Did we not film the white party? I doubt it – it is Kyle’s baby. Can’t you farkwads keep the shit together? We are not that dumb.

    Rant off

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    featherhead
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Maybe it’s the cynic in me but I’m having a hard time with believing Twitch really is sober, besides the fact that I don’t believe alcohol is her problem. I’ve never crawled around on the floor looking for my vodka! Seeing all the ladies drunk in next week’s preview kind of makes my stomach crawl. If they had any reservations drinking in front of Twitch, where are they? @Gypsy – I’m not sure if YoYo has a problem with people drinking (or herself) – I think she doesn’t like to be in front of trashed/drunk wenches.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 11:58 am

    @labowner: If we’re worrying about internal consistency now, where’s the discussion of how Kyle’s tune changed–last season she was swearing up and down on a stack of bibles and her kids and her diamond studded head bands that Kim WAS NOT on drugs–fact!–and that was just her sister’s personality, and this season she’s like “my sister got herself clean, and she’s like a different person, so, yay!!”

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    @featherhead YoYo it is!

    I agree on both points!

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    labowner
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    NotWMT – I don’t know, maybe the huge back lash she took from Season 1 when she called her sister an alcoholic? Are you suggesting there might be producer manipulation with her behavior? I don’t think I could ever put my face on TV let alone walk around my hood if I called my sister an alcoholic on national TV. I don’t know if behaviors have changed or just the editing. I have seen enough Housewives to know they can and will edit someone to be evil or good. Maybe they edited the season to show Kyle’s hypocrisy.

    Featherhead – I have heard lately (or I am becoming aware) that there are people with addiction problems, but they will still drink because they are/were addicted to pills or they won’t drink, but still smoke weed. I wonder if Kim stopped drinking, but see’s no problem with mother’s little helpers.

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    AmyOops
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    @Gypsy: Eh, we all have different opinions, right? As I recall they’re like assholes – everybody has one Oh, and that was me mentioning the book. Like I said up there I think she’s a damn trip and she keeps me guessing.

    @labowner: I think you’re right on the money about Kim, although as long as she’s been going through this shit she damn skippy knows addicts must stay away from *every single drug, period*. I have some experience with how addiction affects people, and I just hope the chick has enough sense to come to terms with it IF she is still abusing something…pills, sleep meds, the even more dangerous stuff, etc.

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 8:58 am

    I believe Kim mentioned somthing about maintaince meds when she was in treatment on the reunion…or I could have totally dreamt that up but if so it makes sense.

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    labowner
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Wasn’t part of Kim’s problem last year was mixing drugs? Or at least according to that scene we saw with her and Paul. And if we are seeing her in her early stages of sobriety, maybe what ever psych meds she is on are not working yet? Don’t they take a month at the very least to start taking effect?

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    Gypsy
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 10:56 am

    See I knew I wasn’t dreaming…Yes @lab, I definitely remember that. And to your point in the first epi I believe Kim said she was out of treatment for about a month? Yeah….she’s not 100% sober in the AA, Big Book sense but she’s not drinking, which is nice.

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    labowner
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Now I need to go back and see the difference between Ojai (May) and her visit with Yolanda (end of August/September – school starting) and see if there is a noticeable difference in her speech/talking.

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    AmyOops
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Yes, labowner, antidepressants take on average four to six weeks to “kick in”. Now if she’s on an anti-anxiety type drug, that’s a different story depending on which one.

    I’ll bet whomever said (sorry – way too lazy to go look lol) that Kim seems slower because she’s actually thinking before speaking for the first time in like, forever, is correct. I hope.

    All I DO know is next week with all of them getting trashed…soooo bad for Kim. Hopefully she peaces out for that get together.

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    FuriousFlipper
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    Kind of starting to think that Brandi is pretty great.

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    Robin
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 12:06 am

    @FuriousFlipper,

    I officially started liking Brandi when Lisa arrived at Brandi’s house and commented on Brandi’s dress ” Do not wear that around my husband” said Lisa. Brandi responded “Thats why I bought it!

    Luv Her!

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    FuriousFlipper
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    Yes, Robin, I agree.