Brandi and Lisa arrive and Twitch goes cross eyed. LOL.
She says “There’s nowhere in my program that says I have to give Brandi a kiss.” LOL. There is a part about admitting your faults and taking responsibility for your own drunkenness and use of the term “Slut Pig”, though. Baby steps. She kisses Brandi anyway and vows to make an effort.
Lisa and Brandi have to share a room, and the last time Lisa did that was fifteen years ago, before Ken’s silent fahts got so bad that she made him build a separate wing for himself. The girls joke that Lisa’s gonna be pissed about it, but she seems pretty happy to room with Brandi. With Adrienne in the same house, rooming with Brandi is like sleeping with a gun under your mattress.
They go out for dinner and Twitch doesn’t wanna get snotty and assign seating…which means she gets stuck across from Brandi. HAHAH!! Adrienne looks like the rest of us looked when we first saw her.
Twitch is being big about it all, but she should def move seats. One day at a time. Nothing’s gonna make you wanna drink more than having to talk to Brandi. You don’t go into a donut shop when you’re on a diet just to see if you can. Move, girl!
Yolanda makes small talk about being marriet to da mose taleentad mayn ayver borndeded while I stare at her hair. She looks so familiar today. I can’t put my finger on it.
Kim gives a speech about how they need to take this time at the Olive Garden to give an Olive branch cuz they’re unlimited and Emilio Estevez took her here on a date once and she almost won an Oscar for Funny Girl. The speech is…sweet. And she’s blubbering. AW! Waiter! Get a napkin! And a martini!
Brandi laughs openly at the speech, which is totally inappropriate. And so called for. The night yawns on and the convo turns to Eddie again. Brandi laughs that he and LeAnn renewed their vows after one year of marriage. LOL!! Well, to Eddie I’m sure it’s just like dog years. Keeping out of random jayjays for that long must take Jedi mind tricks.
Kyle does her spot on Lisa impersonation, and Lisa says that now there’s another accent at the table so they should mock Yoli. HA. Cut to very serious shots of everyone’s utter shock at Lisa’s rudeness. Oh please. You’re grasping, editors.
Brandi gets courageous and turns her attention to Twitch. She mentions that she sees her daughters a lot because of mutual friends and that the girls are really lovely. They’ve given Brandi some shit,…Twitch jumps in and says “I can imagine. They don’t like you.” HAHAHA. Brandi just stays on the nice track and says that no matter, Kim did a great job with them. Twitch has no idea what to say to that, but she doesn’t call her a slut pig or whore face so I think that’s called progress.