Wacky music is playing, which means Twitch is drunk driving. The editors find that hilarious. She gets to Kyle’s house, and we see that Yolanda has been there.
You can’t cleanse away a passive aggressive shit personality. FYI.
The sitting room is decorated in American flags and…turtle shells. WTF? WHO DOES THAT? Faye Resnik. That woman will profit off a beheading or the sad passing of an innocent turtle. Bitch don’t care! Kim is all slurry and weird, as usual, and exclaims that she loooooves turtles!! She dated a Ninja Turtle. Back when they were cartoons, and not live action like the ones from a few years ago. Kyle laughs in that “Thank God you’re possibly wasted and I have a storyline of my own again. Where are your house keys?” kind of a way.
My friend Mario will jump on a turtle shell and slide it real fast to kill mushrooms. That guy’s amazing. But really hairy. And I never understand what he’s talking about. Accent. His brother too. I think they’re twins but they never wear the same outfits. That’s what I’d do if I had a twin. Unless I was your twin. Those blue pants aren’t really gonna work for me. Hey Kyle you’re sitting on your dawg, Kyle! AH! He needs a shell. GET IT KYLE GET IT?
Kim came over cuz she’s worried about Fail. Because she’s injected a small town’s worth of speedbump cement into her face? No! Cuz she’s a drunk! HAHAHAHAH!!! Not arguing that Fail is a drunk, duh. She’s been wasted since her first episode, this is nothing new. Twitch must be experiencing all sorts of new things in her two months or so of sobriety. Wait until someone tells her about the internet.
Kyle kinda shrugs and asks what the plan is. Why, to intervene, of course? Kyle is wary. She’s called Kim a drunk plenty of times, but Twitch never did anything about it until she got caught on TV trying to snort Ajax powder on the floor behind a hotel room toilet. Well, that’s not the point. The point is that when you lose five pounds, everyone around you suddenly seems to have a binge eating disorder and you want to preach to them about diet pills. And the lord, of course.
Kim calls Fail to warn her that they’re gonna come by. Fail asks them to bring back Kennedy. Kyle just crosses her fingers that Fail gets so drunk during her fifteen minute drive that she forgets that Kyle doesn’t have Kennedy anymore.