David Foster makes small talk with Marissa and her sucker husband and says that 16 years is too long to be with someone and they should break up. She agrees and says she’s lucky to have a sappy husband who loves her so much cuz she thinks of boning other people all the time. I don’t know why I find her so charming. Maybe it’s the idea that you can find an heir to a giant movie fortune that will put up with constant berating and belittling. It’s been my dream, and to see her living it keeps the hope alive.
You guys aren’t gonna believe this! Kyle is going to Paris the same day as Yoli and Lisa!! WHAT A COINKY!!! They invite all the rest of the girls and make it a cast trip. Fail isn’t gonna go, though. What the fuck good is a trip to Paris when you can’t drink in front of your friends? She’ll stay here and get wasted with her lawyer, thanks.
Yolanda moves over to talk to her and starts off pretending to be nice, then asks flat out why Fail is talking shit behind her back. And don’t even try to hide it cuz she’s been tattled on by Lisa, Brandi and KYLE! HA! Of course. Cut to memory clip of Fail going off to Camille at the Moroccan restaurant about how Yoli can STFU about how Fail should feel until she finds her husband hanging like a chad back when the gov was manually rigging the elections instead of relying on computers to do it for them.
Poor Fail can’t catch a break today. And I love it.
I need some time in the dark. Could you show me where MoHam keeps his suitcases?
Fail plays dumb, or just can’t remember going off at the party in the first place. She’s not gonna fight without booze in her veins, so she just laughs it off and tells us that her problem is with David Foster screwing over her friend in the past. Meh. It’s hard to have a good fight when the boxer is too drunk to swing and too sober to remember bad fights. WAAAH! Thanks for ruining the chance at a good party, FAIL!
Yoli goes up to Kyle to tell her about her foiled confrontation, and Kyle suggests that it might be because of David’s ex. Yoli says that the woman is nuts and still in love with her man, and Kyle shrugs and says “See?” Kyle said in an interview this week that her only real friend amongst the women at the moment is Fail. And that’s how she treats the one she LIKES. Gross.
The ladies have zero entertainment in them tonight, so David plays the piano. He’s written a new song called “Taylor, SHHHHH.”