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Man, I love when Ad does the opening of the show.
Previously, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, mmmmmmmmmm,….
Paul stood up for his Frankenstein before finding out that she would be accusing him of child abuse and leaving him for a child drug addict. Poor guy. The editors tried to warn him that she was a double c word, but he couldn’t read the signs.
Failor Armstrong had her first win of the season when she got wasted (again) at Lisa’s tea party and started drama. It was amazing. Bside put this pic together for our Watch What Crappens podcast facebook page and it makes me laugh every time I see it:
And Ad insisted that she never sued Brandi or threatened to sue Brandi or had her lawyer threaten to sue Brandi or call Brandi Sue or watched Peggy Sue Got Married on HBO.
What suit? I don’t even own a suit.
Kim Twitchards has given her staff the day off from dusting pictures so they can get a party together for her to celebrate her new Lisa Bonet nose and to thank them for supporting her during her “sobriety”. I put that in quotes cuz bitch still gets wasted all the time, just not publicly. It’s how I diet, so I’m not judging.
Just make sure I only do shots in the pool closet so no one tries to trick me into going to that Promises place again. For a mall, it sure didn’t have many stores. Or bars. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I’m gettin a new nose so you won’t even know who you’re foolin this time. Will someone do something about this bowl of eggs on the table? I wanna stir that into something with my hands. Maybe…egg salad. I wonder what goes into that stuff. Probably chicken. Recipes are confusing.
Twitch is serving iced coffee at her party. Fucking sober people. This is why you can’t be friends with them. Congrats on your sobriety but why does that mean I should be forced into that bs? I was only friends with you in the first place because we were always wasted together. Get the f out of here with your iced coffee. I can get that shit at Starbucks and they don’t make me stand around all day listening to stories about Robert Downey Jr trying to smoke their follicles at Elayne Boozler’s house when they were ten.
Kyle shows up with Portia and the Morally Corrupt Faye Reznick in tow. She’s also got Kennedy, who’s scared shitless of Twitch’s broken face. Kyle says “You live in Bev Hills, kid. Get used to it.” Besides, you drove here with Faye. If that doesn’t de-sensitize you to face violence, nothing will.