Back on the extensive Dubrow grounds, the remaining members of the Housewives cast and their significant others pull up chairs at Heather and Terry’s table to hear what just happened. They all drunkenly toast to something – being friends or being drunk or something and Vicki screeches, “Where’s Alexis?” and pantomimes clinking glasses with her. Just now, something inexplicably horrific happens that we don’t see. We see something, which is Tamra looking annoyed, but it has to be more than that because Brooks is ready to lose his crap. He asks Tamra if she wants to go there and she says absolutely.
“My eyes look like this because I no longer have tear ducts. Okay?”
Brooks goes, “Why did you give her the evil eye?” What now? THE EVIL EYE? Are you kidding me? Are we in sixth grade? Vicki says they can talk about it later, but Gretchen says that something has been brewing between Tamra and Vicki lately, which Vicki vehemently denies. Brooks is talking in Vicki’s ear, saying that he always has her back and Tams was totally giving her the evil eye. Because a friend in need is a friend indeed. I am the man who will fight for your honor. I’ll be the hero you’ve been dreaming of. Now Tamra is losing it and yelling at Brooks for saying “evil eye,” when Vicki tells Eddie to get control of Tamra. Eddie just blinks and Tamra stands up and leans across the table with her finger in Brooks’s face. She tells Vicki to stop letting Brooks tell her what to think. Uh oh. Here comes the ugly scream. “HE DOESN’T TELL ME WHAT TO THINK! EVER!!!” Brooks keeps mumbling, “evil eye, evil eye.” Vicki gets up and says they’re leaving.
“And Terry Dubrow says you’re the creepiest person he’s ever met! And he’s a plastic surgeon so it must be true!”
Tamra follows them inside asking why they’re leaving and Vicki is barking at Tamra about how disgusting she is and that she’s not here for drama! And Tamra is not to talk to her OR Brooks like that. EVER! They’re leaving! There are problems! It’s Tamra’s fault! They storm out. Tamra runs to Briana and tells her that Brooks is controlling Vicki by telling her that Tamra gave her the evil eye. Briana agrees that Brooks is worrisome because Vicki won’t listen to anyone’s concerns about him and is shutting out anyone who isn’t a Brooks fan. Furthermore, he’s super creepy and has left his four children in Mississippi to drive Vicki’s car around Orange County. And the tearless crying is back.
“Whoa, what’s that you’re doing with your face?”
Ryan (Briana’s husband) comes out front to see what Brooks and Vicki are doing and Vicki orders him to go and get Briana away from Tamra because Briana is obviously a helpless moron whom Tamra can easily brainwash in a mere five minutes. Just then Heather comes out and Brooks gets all authoritative, saying, “Don’t do this, Heather. Sincerely, don’t do this.” Oh calm down, Humpty Dumpty. Heather’s not giving anyone the evil eye. Heather doesn’t pay any attention to Brooks, an example everyone should follow, and she explains to Vicki that she’d like her to come back in for the highlight of the evening – the diamond champagne toast to Heather.
“You simply can not miss the champs tribute I’m going to make to myself.”
Brooks butts in that he’s not letting Vicki back into a crazy party where someone might give her the evil eye again, but Vicki says she doesn’t want to ruin Heather’s toast. Of course the truth is that she can’t have drama going on without her, so she’ll stay. Briana comes out and wants to know Vicki’s side. Vicki’s rambling at high speed about the evil eye and Briana asks if she’s sure Brooks isn’t stirring things up. Vicki reiterates that Brooks isn’t going anywhere, so Briana can shove it. Briana says that she’s trying to help things between Vicki and one of her best friends, but if Vicki insists on alienating herself with her boyfriend that no one likes, then that’s her problem. She and Ryan walk back into the house with Briana saying she’s done talking to Vicki.