Well, beloved readers, we’ve reached the end of our time with the Orange County ladies this season. Part 2 of the reunion got pretty juicy, with Vicki bringing out both Brooks and Briana to help her fight her battles – or hinder her, you be the judge. It’s kind of difficult to recap an hour of arguing on a couch, but luckily I was able to hack into the ladies’ personal blogs and find out what they had to say about this, the final hour of Season 7. Enjoy!
Hey everybody! Thanks so much for watching me on this reunion. I think that, as usual, I came off looking super logical and mostly right. Don’t you love the swoop bangs I’m trying out? Lex has a lot of nerve saying my hair is extensions because my hair is just naturally long and soft. I think I look a lot like Barbie here in this reunion. My hair, my blue eyes, my makeup, my red dress, my high heels. Girls always want to look just like Barbie and I totally do, so yay for me!
I feel really bad for Lex because she just won’t admit that I stood up for her at the Bunco party. She’s just mad that Tamra and I hang out more now. Slade is mad about it too, but he stays busy working on his new stand-up routine so maybe hopefully he can start earning some money of his own.
HA! I totally won the argument about the Fox 5 job since I remembered to bring the emails that Slade printed out. It’s not that I’m trying to be rude about Alexis or anything, but I have an actual career that I’ve really worked on with talent coaches and everything, so it only makes sense that Fox would want me to be their anchor before Alexis. She just doesn’t want to admit that she is sloppy seconds. But I mean, I performed with the Pussycat Dolls, so I’m clearly the real talent between us.
Oh, that part where Slade said he was going to propose to me totally makes me cry. I just love him so much and he takes such good care of my dogs, but he just can’t seem to get out of debt. I know everyone thinks that Slade makes money off of me by taking a percentage of my earnings as my manager, but he really doesn’t. He just gets a straight salary, so everyone can just move on from the percentage thing, ok? He’s not my manager, he’s my ASSISTANT.
I don’t like it when Vicki compares Slade to Brooks. Brooks is old and gross. Slade makes me bedazzled t-shirts and goes biking with my dad, so he’s still very young and energetic. And he’s NOT an opportunist. He’s just a guy who needs an opportunity. Vicki is such a hypocrite. She’s a hypocrite! And we find out on this reunion that she was having some kind of affair with Brooks years ago? That’s pretty ironical since she always accused me of cheating on my late fiance, Jeff. I hate it when Vicki personifies her own bad stuff onto me. Thank goodness I have my best friend Tamra to clarify things and stick up for me when I’m so mad I can’t say words I’m thinking in my mind.