Well, it’s been tons of fun this season! I got to see my boyfriend shop for my engagement ring and I had my Pussycat Dolls debut. I even got to perform comedy at The Improv and do a naked photo shoot for cancer. My career is just in such a great place right now, you guys. And I’m so happy to be such dear friends with Tamra. I think her hair looked really cute at the reunion and don’t tell anyone, but we planned our matching dresses. Have a fun summer, everyone
Hello everyone. It is truly an honor to be appearing on my first Real Housewives of Orange County reunion. I had SUCH a blast getting to know all of these crazy ladies over the last few months and I’d love to come back and do another season. My agent is waiting for the call.
Let’s talk about my dress, shall we? That is a Dolce & Gabanna that my stylist picked out specifically for this very special occasion. I always want to make certain that I dress elegantly but appropriately for any event. As the wife of a very successful plastic surgeon and a working actress, I consider presentation to be everything. You just never know who might be watching. Anyway I had four separate fittings to make sure the dress was just perfect for the taping. I think it turned out wonderfully, don’t you?
Oh, I just adore that Andy asked about my house. Terry and I put so much love into building that house – did you know it took six years to get everything just right? Then we accidentally had a fourth baby and she doesn’t have a room to live in so we are rethinking everything about where we live. But while we’re thinking we put a pool in the backyard grounds.
Did you see the look on Alexis’s face when I talked about fighting with her because I knew I could win? She’s very perplexed because she just isn’t cerebral. I have friends from all walks of life and let me tell you. They don’t all live on Billionaire’s Row like I do, but they are all genuine, talented and intelligent. Alexis is obviously none of those and that’s why we’ll never be real friends.
Oh ha, ha, ha, the whole cake scandal. It’s just such a terrible shame that the night I invited everyone over to my home on Billionaire’s Row Alexis felt like she needed to bring along a stray. I mean, really. What kind of lower class crazy person does something like that? It was MY home, MY naming ceremony, MY cake, and Sarah DEFILED it. Appalling.
Did you all like when I jumped in and pointed out that Brooks was rude to me at my party? I didn’t want to have to get involved, but the truth is that Brooks involved me. I was involved.