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I’m very proud of what I told Gretchen about Slade needing to buckle down and take care of his finances. I phrased that all very eloquently with pointing out how he’s trying to find himself, but just doesn’t have that luxury right now. I was so mortified that day in the jewelry store. I’ve NEVER been in a situation where the man I was shopping with couldn’t afford to purchase anything from the establishment. Poor Gretchen. She’ll never get the bling she deserves from Slade. He is unable to make a monetary commitment and that is just not acceptable.
It’s so very apropros that we ended the season with champs. I LOVE mixing low class things like fighting and Alexis with high class things like champs. Until next time, everyone.
Woohoo! It’s my seventh reunion, but the first time in my life that I have been TRULY happy. What is so sad is that none of the girls can just be happy for me. All they want to do is make sure that I stay miserable so that they feel better about themselves. Why can’t they just understand that Brooks does and says exactly everything I’ve ever wanted? Is that so hard to get? Maybe they are jealous that their husbands and boyfriends don’t send them four cards a day, but if that’s the case they need to address that with their men and leave mine alone.
Poor Brooks had to sit there on the couch and listen to questions from people who are jealous. They are nothing but jealous of my life, my success, my home and my wonderful boyfriend. So they call him an opportunist, as if I’m too stupid to spot an opportunist when I see one. I mean, you guys have to know that I am smart enough to have insurance on EVERYTHING. I even insured Brooks’s new teeth just in case he loses one.
Oh, here goes Tamra again, bringing up the whole Evil Eye fight. There wouldn’t even be anything to fight about if she hadn’t given me the evil eye in the first place! Brooks loves me and tried to protect me and I guess Tamra must be jealous because Eddie doesn’t defend her like that. And why did Heather have to say that Brooks was rude to her? We had just been brutally attacked and wanted to leave, that’s all! Heather must be jealous because her husband doesn’t have a southern accent.
Oh burn! Brooks just burned Tamra when he told her that getting relationship advice from her is like getting financial advice from someone who is bankrupt! He is so quick. For the first time in my life I have my best friend beside me. Why can’t everyone just be happy? I guess they’d all be happy if I were dating a huge jerk instead of a guy who talks to me in poetry.
Now here’s Briana, my ungrateful daughter whom I’ve devoted 25 years to and stood by her while she almost had cancer and she repays me how? By eloping to Vegas and getting pregnant so that I have to be a grandma! Me! Who does that? I let her and her disrespectful husband stay under my roof and she comes on TV and says terrible things about the love of my life? And who names their baby Troy? What kind of name is Troy? This Troy baby better not call me grandma!