I’m so glad they showed photos of the beautiful wedding that I PAID FOR for Briana. Of course Brooks came to the wedding! He is my best friend! It’s so unfair for Briana to say that Brooks hasn’t tried to have a relationship with her because he has absolutely tried. He came to her wedding that I threw and he invited her to come to Cabo when we were down there. Speaking of Cabo, I can’t believe that Tamra told my Cabo secret at the reunion! She promised she wouldn’t say anything about me sleeping with that bartender, but I guess now I know that my only true friend is Alexis. And I don’t care what Briana says, my relationship with her is perfect. Brooks hasn’t affected our relationship at all. Not one bit. We are PERFECT!!
Well everyone, it’s been a very crazy year for me. So many things happened to me this year, like my daughter almost getting cancer, then eloping, then getting pregnant. But I’ve finally found love and become happy for the first time in my life, which is why I was able to be the bigger person at this reunion and apologize for accusing people of things in the past and letting Gretchen call me a hypocrite if that makes her feel better. I’m sure you’re all dying to know if there are wedding bells for ME in the future, but you’ll have to wait and see what happens in Season 8! For now, all I can say is that my love tank is full. Woohoo!
I think this reunion was just really sad because people who used to be friends are mean to each other now. The Bible says you are supposed to be nice to everyone all the time and that’s why I am. I always stand up for Gretchen. Even when people at Nordstrom tell me she isn’t nice to them I stand up for her. I yell at them and tell them that Gretchen is wonderful and they’d better not say mean things or I’ll have them fired. Gretchen doesn’t care because she’s friends with Tamra now and Tamra is teaching her how to be mean and hateful. That’s wrong and not in the Bible.
I look so pretty in this reunion. Jim is very proud of me in this. My boobies look really good in my Alexis by Tal Sheyn dress. Funny story: Tal Sheyn thought this dress should have two straps, but I hated how that looked, so I cut one of them off, and it looks way better, don’t you think? I mean, it’s MY dress line. I don’t care what some unanimous designer thinks. Also, my new sinuses look really good on my face.
It’s so sad that Gretchen thinks she has to make herself feel better by saying that Fox 5 offered my news anchor job to her. They called me first as my email proves. By the way, I can’t believe that the production assistants put Gretchen’s emails in the couch but they hid mine. If they were giving people their emails they should have given me mine before we started taping so I wouldn’t look disprepared. I almost had to PHYSICALLY go and get my own emails. What do the production assistants think they are there for? I’m glad they were there, though, because I went around and asked every one of them if I am a bitch and they all said no, so there goes another one of Gretchen’s “facts.” And thou shout not lie. It’s in the Bible.