HA! I just had to call Alexis out on not working for Fox anymore. After she sat there bold faced lying about my cherished friend Gretchen I just couldn’t hold it in. Come to think of it, I don’t really know why she’s not at Fox anymore, but I sure made her look like an idiot!
You know, as Vicki’s oldest friend on the show, I feel that it is my duty not to let her date a total loser like Brooks. I’m sure that she sees me with my hot fiance Eddie and wishes she could have such a happy relationship as well, but she is definitely missing the mark with Brooks. I mean, Brooks is absolutely NOT the bomb.com. And after all the trash Vicki talked about Simon, she can’t handle a couple of innocent questions about Brooks? I never thought that I could hate a guy worse than I hate Slade, but wouldn’t you know it? Brooks is worse! He’s an even bigger opportunist than Slade and he just wants to be on TV. And at this reunion he acted like a flustered chicken, which is why I told him to act like a man. I just really love Vicki and I want her to be happy, so I really hope I’m wrong about Brooks, but I’m pretty sure I’m not.
Poor Gretchen. She’s so tortured over wanting to marry Slade, but not being able to feel really good about it. Gretchen is very important to me for now, so I’m not going to give her my blessing about Slade until he has it together like Eddie does.
You guys, I really think Briana is a bitch for not inviting me to her wedding, but I’m not going to say anything because she’s on my side about the whole Brooks thing, which is good ammo. And can you believe how evil Vicki was for swearing on Briana’s life that I was lying about her having sex with that guy in Cabo? Like I would make that up! What would I gain from that? I didn’t want to have to go there, but Vicki’s head is just so far up Brook’s butt that it left me no choice. Plus she said I started dating Eddie before I left Simon, which is a total lie. It was a month before I started dating Eddie. Two weeks at the very least. Vicki, if you’re reading this, pull your head out and I’ll quit telling your secrets on TV, ok? Bitch.
Well guys, it’s been a great season for me! I made a new friend and I got engaged to my hot boyfriend, which I totally deserve after all the crap I’ve been through in previous seasons. Hopefully you’ll get to watch me running my fitness studio and planning my wedding in Season 8!
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