She couldn’t have stopped halfway through that, could she? Nope. It has to come back around to her. Mike weighs in and tells the camera that he found out about the marriage on Facebook and it’s disappointing. Aw, that’s kind of sad. But Briana has gotten a huge ring in the meantime. Heather tells her it’s very elegant. Tamra yells to the room, “Are you pregnant?” OMG, shut up, people!
Next Tamra and Vicki stand up and tell about their latest business racket – this wine club. I, for one, am sure it will go far. Meanwhile Heather tells us she’s getting the feeling that these women don’t go to many formal events and they’re out of their element. Unlike her, of course, who attends MANY formal plastic surgery functions, necessitating a private “clothe-ee-ay,” as we well know.
Brooks has had a few too many and corners Vicki and Tamra to tell them what an excellent job they’ve both done raising their sons. He tells Tamra that her Ryan is “the bomb.com.” Keep in mind, these are people he’s met in the last 10 minutes. Also keep in mind that he said, “bomb.com.” Vicki is enamored. Tamra is disgusted. I’m with Tamra.
Vicki goes up to Briana and Ryan and tells them that she’d like them to meet Brooks now. After all, she’s accepted Ryan into the family so now Briana owes it to her to accept Brooks. How can she possibly think it’s the same thing? This is the THIRD love-interest she’s dragged into Briana’s life and she’s still married to Briana’s stepdad who raised her. Briana is very irritated and does not want to meet Brooks at all. She even correctly points out how critical Vicki would be if one of the other housewives were dating Brooks. But they all go into a room and Vicki makes the introductions. Vicki goes on about how everyone is in transition and Briana just keeps looking at her husband. Brooks butts in and says he’s glad Briana’s happy and he’s been praying for her health. Also he thinks it’s interesting that two midwestern women came to California and met two southern men. Vicki jumps in to point out that Brooks is from the poorest state in America and she’s from the richest county in California. What? Is everyone wasted? Vicki says everyone gravitates toward people they love. Briana gravitated toward Ryan and Vicki gravitated toward Brooks. Briana goes, “It’s totally different.” Ryan looks back and forth and just says, “To each his own.” Vicki can’t stand the nerve and attitude of these two young reckless hooligans. She tells us she just hopes Briana knows that she’s hurting her deeply, she would never do that to Briana (too late!), and she didn’t raise her to be that rude (I beg to differ if we’re teaching by example here).
Next week! Gretchen still doesn’t want to marry Slade, Slade wants to buy a fake diamond ring, and Alexis has a birthday party for small children where she gives a very detailed medical account of her daughters’ birth. Also, Vicki and Briana get into it and Briana tells Vicki that regarding her relationship with Donn, Briana knows a lot more than Vicki thinks. What could that mean!?
So tell me what you think about the whole not-reception! And remember – there is no “us” without “u.” LOVE!
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