Alexis then launches into the dramatic rags to riches story of how she now has TWO clothing lines. WTF? What happened to the first line? Oh right, it hit the floor with the sleeves of that dress which took 8 pre-teen girls a week to sew in a sweatshop. But the second line is all her. She’s the boss- who needs Tony Danza? And she tells us, “the company is easy to run but unfortunately…uh, and FORTUNATELY, it has grown, and it has blown up and we just have to ride the wave.” Is the wave in Mexico or Costa Rica, Alexis? Keep reading, you’ll get it in a minute.
She’s a professional model now because she’s done it twice and the photographer loves her profile. She’s quick to point out that it’s a new nose so it better be great. Cut the chatter, Alexis, you have to leave by 2 remember? The pics look great if she’s looking to prove she’s not a man. We southern girls are taught to wear a slip but that green dress against the light of the window…
Eyebrow is now at the DMV to change her name but apparently thought she was gonna do some stand up. She was about as funny as a Rob Schneider sitcom. She’s looking for a glamour shot and makes the poor woman who just “do the photo” take more than one pic (was it the editing or did both look exactly alike?)
Is this thing on? Hello?
Tamra and Eddie are on their way to visit some gym owners because her two goals in life have always been to own a bar or a gym. Why can’t you put those two things together? Just think of the drinking game possibilities? Each time someone says “squat” everyone drinks! Who wouldn’t want their spotter to be ripped in every way possible?
She’s worried about money, she’s worried about advertising, she’s worried about how much rent will cost, she’s worried about insurance- I guess Vicki won’t hook her up.
Speaking of Vicki…Vicki wants to plan a girls trip to Costa Rica to see “water, monkeys and rain.” Wasn’t that on a travel poster? Or was it a slasher film? Oh and do we know if Slade is invited? Vicki didn’t make that real clear.
Apparently the same teacher who taught Alexis journalism, also taught geography because “Costa Rica is in Mexico” according to Alexis. “So that’s south.” To be fair Alexis hasn’t been able to see anything south of her tits in years.
Back to Eyebrow giving Terry the most fabulous gift he’s ever received. Seriously, it was sweet how touched he was and Eyebrow was touched by how touched he was. Of course it was his fault she hadn’t done it sooner…the honeymoon is definitely over.
Tamra is auditioning personal trainers and there are some real good ones but as in any talent show on TV the producers have to throw in some oddballs to pander to the masses.
Eddie, Vagina. Vagina, Eddie
(we didn’t say we were above pandering)
Bombshell time! We learn during Gretchen and Slade’s therapy session that she is helping him pay his child support. And that she could pay off his child support but then she’d be an “enabler” and most likely single…just sayin, who needs the cash cow once they’re done making all the payments?
But Slade knows it will be handled because he will handle it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gretchen’s been hearing this for 3 years he needs to write some new material. But he’s so busy taking care of her; taking her phone calls, booking disastrous Pussy Cat Doll gigs…he needs better time management. When does he want to start, asks the therapist? 10am. Ba dum bump bum. Oh wait, he’s serious…
What time is it?
We feel we would be remiss if we did not stop here and point out what therapist they are visiting:
Step one: Take off the headphones.