What a finale! There’s nothing like gathering around the TV with your loved ones to watch middle aged women hurt each other’s feelings for no good reason. It’s like a good ten car pileup, without that pesky HUMANITY. Aw, Real Housewives of Orange County, is it really over?
Tamra got wasted and yelled at Brooks, Brooks got wasted and rolled his Wimpy head at Tamra, promising he’d pay tomorrow for a burger today. Vicki got wasted and yelled at Tamra for yelling at Brooks, then Tamra forgot that she was so wasted she started a world war and cried because Vicki was yelling at her. It was HILARIOUS.
Vicki passive aggressively told off her new son in law and he not passively told her to suck it. Then Briana told her to suck it. Then Brooks asked her for twenty dollars.
Jim Bellino showed up to prove once and for all that lap band, tummy tucks, botox, chin implants, Manx and plugs? Aren’t really worth the money. He left the party because he’s above all this shit. Also he left so that he could get home immediately and blog about how above all this shit he is. There won’t be any actual PEOPLE to interrupt his arrogant bloviating online. I can’t stress this enough: WHAT A DICK. I did laugh when Alexis squealed like she just won Price is Right when he walked in. Congrats! You prize is a lifetime trip to Mediocrity and Subservience! YAAAAAY YOOOOUUUU!!!!
The whole thing was wrapped up beautifully with broken friendships and a broken bow.
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