Marysol and Adriana are nearby and both camps go back and forth talking shit about each other. Joanna thinks Adriana looks like she has a turd on her head (fair) and Adriana calls Karen’t “Carrot” because Karen’t is as annoying as a “carrot up your ass.” Thank you for that visual, Sexy Not Slutty. Beau responds to Joanna with an “OBVI!” that makes me want to twist his little bowtie until his face turns blue. It’s all very interesting.
Karen’t goes to get a drink, and Adriana grills Joe Francis about what happened earlier. Joe explains that Karen’t spilled his confession to Joanna “in mixed company!” I can’t believe this douche has the stones to pretend to be concerned about that shit. Adriana rolls her eyes at Karen’t’s behavior, and Joe calls K the devil once more. But, the horse ain’t quite dead enough, so Adriana and Marysol talk some more about how they hate Karen’t, and Adriana reintroduces the infamous article in the PAPER. New insight, though, Marysol knows the journalist who wrote said article, and affirms that said journalist would NOT bullshit. Marysol, the JOURNALIST said you have botox for brains – NOT KAREN’T. At this point, I don’t think the journalist is bullshitting either.
The top of her head never moves. Ever.
Adriana interviews, despite claiming to barely know Karen’t, that Karen’t’s behavior reflects badly on her and they need to have a talk. At the party. Again. This will go just as well as the first time, I’m sure. Commercial!
We return from the break, and Ana’s arrived, looking stunning, though conspicuously not in pajamas. Ana interviews that while Lisa doesn’t fit the mold of the typical philanthropist, she’s raising money all the same, and that’s to be admired. This episode has become a weird juxtaposition of everyone hating everyone, but loving Lisa and her “accomplishments.” Bravo, stop trying to make us think these women contribute anything worthwhile to society in the same episode where there are TWO violent altercations at the same lingerie party.
Lea, Elaine and Joanna are chatting, each reassuring the other that they love and respect each other, and Lea compliments Marta on how hot she looks. Beau, lookin’ busted and unshaven in an ugly robe, gets all UP in Lea’s face immediately asking her why she didn’t compliment him just then. “You don’t like me, do you?” This is how I imagine Beau thinks he looks:
This is how I imagine he looks to Lea:
He accuses Lea of not liking him, and clearly has done ALL the coke, so he’s incredibly, incredibly aggressive. “You don’t LIKE me, DO you?”
Here’s a dramatic reenactment for you:
BEAU: YOU don’t LIKE me, DO you?
LEA: Who are you?
BEAU: I saw YOU at TWIST. You WALKED by ME like I was NOBODY.