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Thursday, November 1, 2012
12:19 am
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Marysol and Adriana are nearby and both camps go back and forth talking shit about each other. Joanna thinks Adriana looks like she has a turd on her head (fair) and Adriana calls Karen’t “Carrot” because Karen’t is as annoying as a “carrot up your ass.” Thank you for that visual, Sexy Not Slutty. Beau responds to Joanna with an “OBVI!” that makes me want to twist his little bowtie until his face turns blue. It’s all very interesting.
Karen’t goes to get a drink, and Adriana grills Joe Francis about what happened earlier. Joe explains that Karen’t spilled his confession to Joanna “in mixed company!” I can’t believe this douche has the stones to pretend to be concerned about that shit. Adriana rolls her eyes at Karen’t’s behavior, and Joe calls K the devil once more. But, the horse ain’t quite dead enough, so Adriana and Marysol talk some more about how they hate Karen’t, and Adriana reintroduces the infamous article in the PAPER. New insight, though, Marysol knows the journalist who wrote said article, and affirms that said journalist would NOT bullshit. Marysol, the JOURNALIST said you have botox for brains – NOT KAREN’T. At this point, I don’t think the journalist is bullshitting either.
The top of her head never moves. Ever.
Adriana interviews, despite claiming to barely know Karen’t, that Karen’t’s behavior reflects badly on her and they need to have a talk. At the party. Again. This will go just as well as the first time, I’m sure. Commercial!
We return from the break, and Ana’s arrived, looking stunning, though conspicuously not in pajamas. Ana interviews that while Lisa doesn’t fit the mold of the typical philanthropist, she’s raising money all the same, and that’s to be admired. This episode has become a weird juxtaposition of everyone hating everyone, but loving Lisa and her “accomplishments.” Bravo, stop trying to make us think these women contribute anything worthwhile to society in the same episode where there are TWO violent altercations at the same lingerie party.
Lea, Elaine and Joanna are chatting, each reassuring the other that they love and respect each other, and Lea compliments Marta on how hot she looks. Beau, lookin’ busted and unshaven in an ugly robe, gets all UP in Lea’s face immediately asking her why she didn’t compliment him just then. “You don’t like me, do you?” This is how I imagine Beau thinks he looks:
This is how I imagine he looks to Lea:
He accuses Lea of not liking him, and clearly has done ALL the coke, so he’s incredibly, incredibly aggressive. “You don’t LIKE me, DO you?”
Here’s a dramatic reenactment for you:
BEAU: YOU don’t LIKE me, DO you?
LEA: Who are you?
BEAU: I saw YOU at TWIST. You WALKED by ME like I was NOBODY.
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I can’t stand Adriana. Everything she does is for attention and to make “good tv”. She said as much at the reunion last year. She is just trying to keep this gig and will spew as much bull shit as she thinks she needs to to keep it…and then some more.
I wanted to like Joanna, but she’s an idiot too. If I were Romain I’d leave her ass in a heartbeat. She may be gorgeous, but her drunken shenanigans are not worth it. Couple that with no nookie – what’s the point? And, it’s admirable to have a cause that you believe in and get behind, but to act a fool in it’s name is counterproductive. She acts more like she’s 15 than 30 or whatever she is.
Alejandra, HILARIOUS!!! Thank you for reminding of me of the close your eyes, open your eyes! CAN.NOT.STOP.LAUGHING!!!!
I could not stand Adriana from the first season. She is just loathsome to me now. Was pretty indifferent about Jo, but now I can’t stand her. I’m probably alone in this thought, but I personally don’t think it’s her drinking. I think she is just a crazy psycho bitch. She is so ridiculous it is infuriating. Marta was trying to calm her down and the way she talked to her sister pissed me off. I can’t believe how she basically told Romain to fuck off when he tried to calm her down. My husband would have seriously embarrassed my ass if I ever spoke to him in public like that, or even acted like that. It was a pretty funny episode, but your recap topped it off. Thank you!
@kdog, It’s been awhile. when I saw your name pop up I was wonder had you gotten married to the fiance
Jo probably is a crazy bish, and alcohol takes it to a place where she can’t control it at all.
I agree, add alcohol=instant asshole.
Why was Adriana asking Joe Francis if he thought she was a pillar of the comunnity? You need HIS approval? I am bewildered as to why he is such a big ole with these hoes.
@kdog – I don’t like Joanna either and it’s not so much the drinking. She seems to have the maturity of a 12 year old girl and she treats her sister like dirt. But I think I hate Karent more. She just stirs the pot then site back and watches pretending she was totally innocent in the whole thing.
I was pretty sure I’d watched every single season of Big Brother and I don’t remember Beau at all. did I just block his terribleness from my memory? His ‘obvi’ was the single most infuriating thing ever uttered on a housewife show!
Ever notice how poorly attended these supposed HW “charity events” are?
Lisa Muppet said there would be about 850 people, but I swear I counted maybe a dozen other than the Housebags.
Still wanna rescue Romain from the clutches of his bimbette insane blond girlfriend and show him how much more fun it would be with a brunette. A male brunette.
Beau was on the season with the Friendship alliance
I wonder of Lisa’s phone got wet from someone bumping into her, OR maybe because she carried it down her underwear. Sorry for being disgusting
Hey Classy! Yep a year ago this past May
Wonder why the airing of female-on-female violence wasn’t talked about like Russell’s suicide? It’s not as bad, but it is no where near okay. Adriana’s life was not in danger, but I do understand alcohol, anger and a full moon create a situation ripe for trouble. Add a crazy, drunken, stubborn Pollack and we have a fight. Yes I am Polish.
This ranks up there with the Christening. Only difference was that was family so it made it more disturbing, but when have we gotten so much real drama out of a housewife episode or two?
Ana and Marysol were hilarious with their one liners.
Anyone know why they had a limit on what could be donated? Why $115 if I heard correctly.
@labowner – It IS the CHRISTENING! Good call.
I hate Joe Francis, and it disgusts me he is still walking about and not in jail. His time is coming, you all just watch. That guy is a creepy predator. Gross, gross gross!
And if you guys have never read this article – it’s an old one – but every time I see his face I remember this article and I SHUDDER
http://www.latimes.com/features/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,6367343.story
Can’t even finish that article and didn’t realize I drove by it every day omw to work.
Le Puke.
I’m starting to like Marta, I felt so bad for her this episode. Seeing the way Joanna talked to her, made me really appreciate my sister. And the whole thing with Joe Francis and her was the creepiest thing of the night. Second was the Dayse and Marta stuff.
I’m liking Marysol more and more. And I loved the clip of her talking about what Elsa would do if she was there.
I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with Karent’s facial muscles. Who grins like that all the time?
Karent looks like a chimp to me, did you catch her eyeing that banana Joanna was eating?
Joanna totally deserved that punch to the face. I watched a sneak peek where Adriana is telling Alexis about the fight and they showed a clip where you can clearly see Joanna grabbing Adriana by the shoulder. If you chase after someone (who is clearly removing themselves from the situation) to talk more shit – you deserve to get hit.
I’ve also heard Janelle (from Big Brother) and Beau are friends, Jannelle is friends with Joanna through Mynt…..the connections just keep coming, I guess.
“The Christening” (shudders!) yes, this was just as much a shitstorm as that thing was!
So in the future, what shall we refer to this as? “The Boobie Party” “The Lingerie Fiasco”, “The Bitch Slap heard ‘Round the World?”
I also do like Marysol more and more, she is pretty chill compared to these insane bimbos.
Why does that pig, Joe Francis, talk like Thursten B. Howell, III?
And, Adriana screaming “Butt off! Butt off!” Just cracked me up.
@featherhead : You made the exact point I was going to…Adriana (giant bitch though she is) was WALKING AWAY…wat a mature human being does when things are getting out of hand and they are not sure if their temper will handle it. So while I dislike violence AND Adriana, I find it hard to fault her. Here. For this. Only. Not for anything else. Ever.
Marysol and Ana are soooo awesome.
While I’ve never been a huge Romain fan because he’s a just touch too controlling and very cold, I think he tried his best this episode. He really, really needs to leave the immature psycho lush.
Aaaand with that I am done commenting, and since the new recap is up (I have to watch the ep today) not a soul will read this. But dammit I feel better