RHOM Recap: Butt OFF!


Later on, everyone ends up in the kitchen, including James and Lisa.  Lisa tells him in no uncertain terms that it is not okay for him to push someone in a pool at her house, and he seems to get it.  Adriana finally has an opportunity to talk to Karen’t once more, but Karen’t insists they stay in the kitchen because she’s here for publicity Lisa.  To her credit, Adriana starts in on Karen’t in a calm, collected manner, and Karen’t seems to be open to listening, though the entire thing is bullshit not even worth discussing.  BUT WAIT!  Adriana has actually brought the article in question to the party!  WTF WHO DOES THAT??????  Karen’t tries to explain that she never said the botox for brains business and she’s trying to find out if she has rights to sue or some nonsense.  Adriana isn’t really listening, because, let’s face it, she just wants to say her piece, and Ana, proving herself to be just as much of a pot-stirrer or at least a pot-watcher, asks Romain what’s going on “over there.”  The important part of that is that it brings the discussion to the attention of Joanna, who had up til then been distracted by shots and bananas.  P.S. Fuck you Bravo – there are like, 80 pictures of Adriana from this episode on your site, you couldn’t have given me one of Joanna Krupa going down on a banana? 

There’s supposed to be a photo here, but you’ll just have to use your imaginations.  THANKS, BRAVO.

Joanna decides she needs to stop Karen’t from being confronted bullied, so she sticks her nose where it clearly does not belong.  Adriana keeps telling her to “Butt OFF!!” and I stop trying to find anyone’s side to be on this episode.  Romain gets in the middle and defends his girlfriend for the first time all night (against a woman), but to no avail.  Joanna and Adriana keep yelling at each other, first over why Joanna’s in the argument to begin with, and then over who has more experience in the “business.”  Joanna claims that she knows on better authority than Adriana that reporters twist words, but Adriana finally calls out what we all kind of know, that Joanna’s “ten years in the business” qualify her to wear clothing, get her picture taken and hold a microphone.  Not much else.  Adriana finally just walks away because once again, her confrontation of Karen’t has been hijacked by a crazy blond, and despite Romain’s efforts to stop her, Marta’s efforts to stop her, Guy with Swiffer’s efforts to stop her, Joanna follows.  Then…

Paranormal Activity FIVE!

Yup, it happened.  Adriana punched Joanna in the face.  It’s not enough that Adriana (an IMMIGRANT) just poo-pooed Joanna and her sister’s immigrant statuses, now it’s time for blows.  Joanna, despite my hopes, does not tackle Adriana and show her how a real desperate immigrant behaves.  She just stands there and yells, “REALLY?  REALLY?”  Yes, Bitch, really.  Stop asking that.  I don’t know what’s more real than a PUNCH IN THE FACE. 

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18 Comments

  1. 1
    msjacqmills
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 8:06 am

    I can’t stand Adriana. Everything she does is for attention and to make “good tv”. She said as much at the reunion last year. She is just trying to keep this gig and will spew as much bull shit as she thinks she needs to to keep it…and then some more.

    I wanted to like Joanna, but she’s an idiot too. If I were Romain I’d leave her ass in a heartbeat. She may be gorgeous, but her drunken shenanigans are not worth it. Couple that with no nookie – what’s the point? And, it’s admirable to have a cause that you believe in and get behind, but to act a fool in it’s name is counterproductive. She acts more like she’s 15 than 30 or whatever she is.

  2. 2
    kdognatl
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 8:34 am

    Alejandra, HILARIOUS!!! Thank you for reminding of me of the close your eyes, open your eyes! CAN.NOT.STOP.LAUGHING!!!!

    I could not stand Adriana from the first season. She is just loathsome to me now. Was pretty indifferent about Jo, but now I can’t stand her. I’m probably alone in this thought, but I personally don’t think it’s her drinking. I think she is just a crazy psycho bitch. She is so ridiculous it is infuriating. Marta was trying to calm her down and the way she talked to her sister pissed me off. I can’t believe how she basically told Romain to fuck off when he tried to calm her down. My husband would have seriously embarrassed my ass if I ever spoke to him in public like that, or even acted like that. It was a pretty funny episode, but your recap topped it off. Thank you! :D

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 9:06 am

    @kdog, It’s been awhile. when I saw your name pop up I was wonder had you gotten married to the fiance :)

    Jo probably is a crazy bish, and alcohol takes it to a place where she can’t control it at all.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 9:28 am

    I agree, add alcohol=instant asshole.

    Why was Adriana asking Joe Francis if he thought she was a pillar of the comunnity? You need HIS approval? I am bewildered as to why he is such a big ole with these hoes.

  5. 5
    mere2142
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 9:45 am

    @kdog – I don’t like Joanna either and it’s not so much the drinking. She seems to have the maturity of a 12 year old girl and she treats her sister like dirt. But I think I hate Karent more. She just stirs the pot then site back and watches pretending she was totally innocent in the whole thing.

    I was pretty sure I’d watched every single season of Big Brother and I don’t remember Beau at all. did I just block his terribleness from my memory? His ‘obvi’ was the single most infuriating thing ever uttered on a housewife show!

  6. 6
    Jason
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Ever notice how poorly attended these supposed HW “charity events” are?

    Lisa Muppet said there would be about 850 people, but I swear I counted maybe a dozen other than the Housebags.

    Still wanna rescue Romain from the clutches of his bimbette insane blond girlfriend and show him how much more fun it would be with a brunette. A male brunette.

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Beau was on the season with the Friendship alliance

  8. 8
    aliens.rock aliens.rock
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 11:35 am

    I wonder of Lisa’s phone got wet from someone bumping into her, OR maybe because she carried it down her underwear. Sorry for being disgusting :-)

  9. 9
    kdognatl
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Hey Classy! Yep a year ago this past May :)

  10. 10
    labowner
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Wonder why the airing of female-on-female violence wasn’t talked about like Russell’s suicide? It’s not as bad, but it is no where near okay. Adriana’s life was not in danger, but I do understand alcohol, anger and a full moon create a situation ripe for trouble. Add a crazy, drunken, stubborn Pollack and we have a fight. Yes I am Polish.

    This ranks up there with the Christening. Only difference was that was family so it made it more disturbing, but when have we gotten so much real drama out of a housewife episode or two?

    Ana and Marysol were hilarious with their one liners.

    Anyone know why they had a limit on what could be donated? Why $115 if I heard correctly.

  11. 11
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    @labowner – It IS the CHRISTENING! Good call.

    I hate Joe Francis, and it disgusts me he is still walking about and not in jail. His time is coming, you all just watch. That guy is a creepy predator. Gross, gross gross!

  12. 12
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    And if you guys have never read this article – it’s an old one – but every time I see his face I remember this article and I SHUDDER

    http://www.latimes.com/features/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,6367343.story

  13. 13
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Can’t even finish that article and didn’t realize I drove by it every day omw to work.

    Le Puke.

  14. 14
    sagittariuskim sagittariuskim
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    I’m starting to like Marta, I felt so bad for her this episode. Seeing the way Joanna talked to her, made me really appreciate my sister. And the whole thing with Joe Francis and her was the creepiest thing of the night. Second was the Dayse and Marta stuff.

    I’m liking Marysol more and more. And I loved the clip of her talking about what Elsa would do if she was there.

    I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with Karent’s facial muscles. Who grins like that all the time?

  15. 15
    featherhead
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Karent looks like a chimp to me, did you catch her eyeing that banana Joanna was eating?
    Joanna totally deserved that punch to the face. I watched a sneak peek where Adriana is telling Alexis about the fight and they showed a clip where you can clearly see Joanna grabbing Adriana by the shoulder. If you chase after someone (who is clearly removing themselves from the situation) to talk more shit – you deserve to get hit.

  16. 16
    annie anniedawg25
    Posted November 1, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    I’ve also heard Janelle (from Big Brother) and Beau are friends, Jannelle is friends with Joanna through Mynt…..the connections just keep coming, I guess.

    “The Christening” (shudders!) yes, this was just as much a shitstorm as that thing was!
    So in the future, what shall we refer to this as? “The Boobie Party” “The Lingerie Fiasco”, “The Bitch Slap heard ‘Round the World?”

    I also do like Marysol more and more, she is pretty chill compared to these insane bimbos.

  17. 17
    msjacqmills
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 7:30 am

    Why does that pig, Joe Francis, talk like Thursten B. Howell, III?

    And, Adriana screaming “Butt off! Butt off!” Just cracked me up.

  18. 18
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted November 3, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    @featherhead : You made the exact point I was going to…Adriana (giant bitch though she is) was WALKING AWAY…wat a mature human being does when things are getting out of hand and they are not sure if their temper will handle it. So while I dislike violence AND Adriana, I find it hard to fault her. Here. For this. Only. Not for anything else. Ever.

    Marysol and Ana are soooo awesome.

    While I’ve never been a huge Romain fan because he’s a just touch too controlling and very cold, I think he tried his best this episode. He really, really needs to leave the immature psycho lush.

    Aaaand with that I am done commenting, and since the new recap is up (I have to watch the ep today) not a soul will read this. But dammit I feel better :-D

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