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The fight threatens to escalate despite Lisa’s and Guy with Swiffer’s efforts, but at some point the two are separated. Lisa interviews, trying SO HARD to be a lady, that the two are behaving like “savage beasts.” Lisa, I like you better when you stop trying to sound like Luann De Lesseps trying to sound classy. Adriana interviews that she tried to exit the situation, but Joanna chased after her and all hell broke loose. Joanna interviews that she’s seen the devil for the first time, and it punched her. Seems tame for the Morningstar, but okay.
Daysy’s there, all of a sudden, hugging Adriana, who I’m sure is thinking to herself, “Thanks – who the fuck are you?” Marysol lends her support as well, but, oddly, when Adriana accuses Joanna of sleeping with Joe Francis, defends Joanna. I’m not mad at it, it was just a weird moment. Somehow, the two women come around to blame Karen’t for everything, and Adriana going so far as to interview that she doesn’t see how Karen’t can just stand by and “destroy lives.” Girl, you were one of two people that committed ASSAULT at this party tonight. Stop. Throwing. Stones.
Karen’t interviews that she didn’t see much, but she does think that Joanna had a right to defend herself – from an argument that had nothing to do with her? Marysol interviews, haughtily, that she has never seen ladies behave that way, and mutters, “People just don’t know how to act at parties.” Ha! Bitch, anywhere else what just happened would have been domestic abuse – but not at a party! Finally, Ana, who is probably my favorite this episode comments on the hilarity of the supermodel and the feisty Brazilian going at it while both wearing lingerie. She laughs, “You can’t make this shit up.” You can, but it just turns into a porno movie.
In the kitchen, it’s time for Marta to go to bed. She’s officially become Drunk Crying Girl at the party, and tells Joanna that the model’s being crazy. Instead of comforting her sister, Joanna just starts in on how wrong Adriana was, and when Marta tries to argue, Joanna says “Stop. Stop. Stop,” about nine times in a row. There are not words to describe how much I wanted her to all of sudden start saying, “Close your eyes. Now open your eyes. Now close your eyes.” Joanna claims that Marta’s gonna “regret it in the morning,” and that she’s “gonna lose a sister,” and at this point, I don’t even know what’s going on. Then Daysy starts telling Marta that’s she’s a pretty girl IN SPANISH, and I really, really wish I had attended this party. Marta spits out a, “Hate you,” and walks off. HA! This is every college party I ever attended.
After Marta heads off with Daysy to become part of her church, all the women sit down on the couch. I have to believe this was actually filmed before the punch, because Adriana and Joanna are sitting on the same couch, and it’s not covered in blood. Ana grills Karen’t in kind of a friendly manner almost about the article, and it seems like Ana just don’t give a fuck. This is why Adriana pisses me off – Karen’t ‘s an idiot! She doesn’t bother Ana, so why the fuck should she bother you so damn much? Oy.