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Thursday, November 1, 2012
12:19 am
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The fight threatens to escalate despite Lisa’s and Guy with Swiffer’s efforts, but at some point the two are separated. Lisa interviews, trying SO HARD to be a lady, that the two are behaving like “savage beasts.” Lisa, I like you better when you stop trying to sound like Luann De Lesseps trying to sound classy. Adriana interviews that she tried to exit the situation, but Joanna chased after her and all hell broke loose. Joanna interviews that she’s seen the devil for the first time, and it punched her. Seems tame for the Morningstar, but okay.
Daysy’s there, all of a sudden, hugging Adriana, who I’m sure is thinking to herself, “Thanks – who the fuck are you?” Marysol lends her support as well, but, oddly, when Adriana accuses Joanna of sleeping with Joe Francis, defends Joanna. I’m not mad at it, it was just a weird moment. Somehow, the two women come around to blame Karen’t for everything, and Adriana going so far as to interview that she doesn’t see how Karen’t can just stand by and “destroy lives.” Girl, you were one of two people that committed ASSAULT at this party tonight. Stop. Throwing. Stones.
Karen’t interviews that she didn’t see much, but she does think that Joanna had a right to defend herself – from an argument that had nothing to do with her? Marysol interviews, haughtily, that she has never seen ladies behave that way, and mutters, “People just don’t know how to act at parties.” Ha! Bitch, anywhere else what just happened would have been domestic abuse – but not at a party! Finally, Ana, who is probably my favorite this episode comments on the hilarity of the supermodel and the feisty Brazilian going at it while both wearing lingerie. She laughs, “You can’t make this shit up.” You can, but it just turns into a porno movie.
In the kitchen, it’s time for Marta to go to bed. She’s officially become Drunk Crying Girl at the party, and tells Joanna that the model’s being crazy. Instead of comforting her sister, Joanna just starts in on how wrong Adriana was, and when Marta tries to argue, Joanna says “Stop. Stop. Stop,” about nine times in a row. There are not words to describe how much I wanted her to all of sudden start saying, “Close your eyes. Now open your eyes. Now close your eyes.” Joanna claims that Marta’s gonna “regret it in the morning,” and that she’s “gonna lose a sister,” and at this point, I don’t even know what’s going on. Then Daysy starts telling Marta that’s she’s a pretty girl IN SPANISH, and I really, really wish I had attended this party. Marta spits out a, “Hate you,” and walks off. HA! This is every college party I ever attended.
After Marta heads off with Daysy to become part of her church, all the women sit down on the couch. I have to believe this was actually filmed before the punch, because Adriana and Joanna are sitting on the same couch, and it’s not covered in blood. Ana grills Karen’t in kind of a friendly manner almost about the article, and it seems like Ana just don’t give a fuck. This is why Adriana pisses me off – Karen’t ‘s an idiot! She doesn’t bother Ana, so why the fuck should she bother you so damn much? Oy.
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I can’t stand Adriana. Everything she does is for attention and to make “good tv”. She said as much at the reunion last year. She is just trying to keep this gig and will spew as much bull shit as she thinks she needs to to keep it…and then some more.
I wanted to like Joanna, but she’s an idiot too. If I were Romain I’d leave her ass in a heartbeat. She may be gorgeous, but her drunken shenanigans are not worth it. Couple that with no nookie – what’s the point? And, it’s admirable to have a cause that you believe in and get behind, but to act a fool in it’s name is counterproductive. She acts more like she’s 15 than 30 or whatever she is.
Alejandra, HILARIOUS!!! Thank you for reminding of me of the close your eyes, open your eyes! CAN.NOT.STOP.LAUGHING!!!!
I could not stand Adriana from the first season. She is just loathsome to me now. Was pretty indifferent about Jo, but now I can’t stand her. I’m probably alone in this thought, but I personally don’t think it’s her drinking. I think she is just a crazy psycho bitch. She is so ridiculous it is infuriating. Marta was trying to calm her down and the way she talked to her sister pissed me off. I can’t believe how she basically told Romain to fuck off when he tried to calm her down. My husband would have seriously embarrassed my ass if I ever spoke to him in public like that, or even acted like that. It was a pretty funny episode, but your recap topped it off. Thank you!
@kdog, It’s been awhile. when I saw your name pop up I was wonder had you gotten married to the fiance
Jo probably is a crazy bish, and alcohol takes it to a place where she can’t control it at all.
I agree, add alcohol=instant asshole.
Why was Adriana asking Joe Francis if he thought she was a pillar of the comunnity? You need HIS approval? I am bewildered as to why he is such a big ole with these hoes.
@kdog – I don’t like Joanna either and it’s not so much the drinking. She seems to have the maturity of a 12 year old girl and she treats her sister like dirt. But I think I hate Karent more. She just stirs the pot then site back and watches pretending she was totally innocent in the whole thing.
I was pretty sure I’d watched every single season of Big Brother and I don’t remember Beau at all. did I just block his terribleness from my memory? His ‘obvi’ was the single most infuriating thing ever uttered on a housewife show!
Ever notice how poorly attended these supposed HW “charity events” are?
Lisa Muppet said there would be about 850 people, but I swear I counted maybe a dozen other than the Housebags.
Still wanna rescue Romain from the clutches of his bimbette insane blond girlfriend and show him how much more fun it would be with a brunette. A male brunette.
Beau was on the season with the Friendship alliance
I wonder of Lisa’s phone got wet from someone bumping into her, OR maybe because she carried it down her underwear. Sorry for being disgusting
Hey Classy! Yep a year ago this past May
Wonder why the airing of female-on-female violence wasn’t talked about like Russell’s suicide? It’s not as bad, but it is no where near okay. Adriana’s life was not in danger, but I do understand alcohol, anger and a full moon create a situation ripe for trouble. Add a crazy, drunken, stubborn Pollack and we have a fight. Yes I am Polish.
This ranks up there with the Christening. Only difference was that was family so it made it more disturbing, but when have we gotten so much real drama out of a housewife episode or two?
Ana and Marysol were hilarious with their one liners.
Anyone know why they had a limit on what could be donated? Why $115 if I heard correctly.
@labowner – It IS the CHRISTENING! Good call.
I hate Joe Francis, and it disgusts me he is still walking about and not in jail. His time is coming, you all just watch. That guy is a creepy predator. Gross, gross gross!
And if you guys have never read this article – it’s an old one – but every time I see his face I remember this article and I SHUDDER
http://www.latimes.com/features/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,6367343.story
Can’t even finish that article and didn’t realize I drove by it every day omw to work.
Le Puke.
I’m starting to like Marta, I felt so bad for her this episode. Seeing the way Joanna talked to her, made me really appreciate my sister. And the whole thing with Joe Francis and her was the creepiest thing of the night. Second was the Dayse and Marta stuff.
I’m liking Marysol more and more. And I loved the clip of her talking about what Elsa would do if she was there.
I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with Karent’s facial muscles. Who grins like that all the time?
Karent looks like a chimp to me, did you catch her eyeing that banana Joanna was eating?
Joanna totally deserved that punch to the face. I watched a sneak peek where Adriana is telling Alexis about the fight and they showed a clip where you can clearly see Joanna grabbing Adriana by the shoulder. If you chase after someone (who is clearly removing themselves from the situation) to talk more shit – you deserve to get hit.
I’ve also heard Janelle (from Big Brother) and Beau are friends, Jannelle is friends with Joanna through Mynt…..the connections just keep coming, I guess.
“The Christening” (shudders!) yes, this was just as much a shitstorm as that thing was!
So in the future, what shall we refer to this as? “The Boobie Party” “The Lingerie Fiasco”, “The Bitch Slap heard ‘Round the World?”
I also do like Marysol more and more, she is pretty chill compared to these insane bimbos.
Why does that pig, Joe Francis, talk like Thursten B. Howell, III?
And, Adriana screaming “Butt off! Butt off!” Just cracked me up.
@featherhead : You made the exact point I was going to…Adriana (giant bitch though she is) was WALKING AWAY…wat a mature human being does when things are getting out of hand and they are not sure if their temper will handle it. So while I dislike violence AND Adriana, I find it hard to fault her. Here. For this. Only. Not for anything else. Ever.
Marysol and Ana are soooo awesome.
While I’ve never been a huge Romain fan because he’s a just touch too controlling and very cold, I think he tried his best this episode. He really, really needs to leave the immature psycho lush.
Aaaand with that I am done commenting, and since the new recap is up (I have to watch the ep today) not a soul will read this. But dammit I feel better